FOALY: hmm…guess there is no decoding to be done.
HOLLY: well, what CAN we do to keep occupied? I’m freaking bored.
FOALY: ever heard of talking?
HOLLY: ha ha Foaly.Ha ha.
FOALY: you can suggest a conversation topic.
HOLLY: so…any plans for yours and Caballine’s anniversary?
HOLLY: you’re horrible.
FOALY: as if you’ve even given your boyfriend a birthday present.
HOLLY: Caballine is your wife, you know.
FOALY: you didn’t answer my question.
HOLLY: oh shut up. Arty isn’t my…
FOALY: *snort*As if I didn’t see all those pictures of you two in Haven’s gossip magazines.
HOLLY: what? every little second matters to them.We can’t even talk without there being a huge photo of us on the front page of every damn magazine the next day!
HOLLY: it’s not “theeheee” Foaly,it’s frigging stupid.
FOALY: he sings about you in the shower.
HOLLY: you expect me to believe that?
FOALY: here’s proof.
ORION: we must now encounter hordes of ravenous trolls!
MULCH: too much usage of that R word is making me hungry.
ARTEMIS: i think we ought to stop for a while.
MULCH: for a snack break!
ARTEMIS: i had water in mind.
ORION: HALT, MY DASTARDLY FOE!! ARGUE NOT WITH THE MOUTH THAT HAS KISSED THE HAND OF MANY A FAIR MAIDEN!
MULCH: isn’t it simpler saying, **** off?
ARTEMIS: i can’t see any trolls.
ORION: use thine imagintion! Can you not see the very one approaching you as we speak?
MULCH: Argh! it’s killing me! noooo!! (this feels ridiculous) help! help!
ORION: it is not late! i will rescue thy, noble comrade!
As Orion and Mulch pretend to fight trolls,Artemis sits on a rock and watches,fascinated with what stupidity can do to a person.
ARTEMIS: (I’m going to regret this) THE TROLLS ARE DEFEATED! can we now proceed with the mission?
ORION: Victory at last!
MULCH: great. goody. can i have the chips now?
ORION: i am afraid our supplies are exhausted.
ARTEMIS: did we ever have supplies in the first place?
ORION: not exactly.
ORION: no foul language,please!
MULCH: FINE! but after we find foaly and holly,you owe me a store of potato chips.
ARTEMIS: And Orion,you owe us all an apology.
ORION: and I owe Holly a kiss.
ARTEMIS: shut up.
MULCH: i feel so sorry for her,having to deal with both of you nutjobs.
And another chapter down!please review, guys! 😀