It’s A Love Story (or maybe not. Do potato chips count?) Chapter Five Added

Summary: orion takes the others on a noble quest involving ravenous mermaids,trolls, and potato chips for Mulch!

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FOALY: hmm…guess there is no decoding to be done.
HOLLY: well, what CAN we do to keep occupied? I’m freaking bored.
FOALY: ever heard of talking?
HOLLY: ha ha Foaly.Ha ha.
FOALY: you can suggest a conversation topic.
HOLLY: so…any plans for yours and Caballine’s anniversary?
FOALY: nope.
HOLLY: you’re horrible.
FOALY: as if you’ve even given your boyfriend a birthday present.
HOLLY: Caballine is your wife, you know.
FOALY: you didn’t answer my question.
HOLLY: oh shut up. Arty isn’t my…
FOALY: *snort*As if I didn’t see all those pictures of you two in Haven’s gossip magazines.
HOLLY: what? every little second matters to them.We can’t even talk without there being a huge photo of us on the front page of every damn magazine the next day!
FOALY: theeheee.
HOLLY: it’s not “theeheee” Foaly,it’s frigging stupid.
FOALY: he sings about you in the shower.
HOLLY: you expect me to believe that?
FOALY: here’s proof.
(bleeeeeep)

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ORION: we must now encounter hordes of ravenous trolls!
MULCH: too much usage of that R word is making me hungry.
ARTEMIS: i think we ought to stop for a while.
MULCH: for a snack break!
ARTEMIS: i had water in mind.
ORION: HALT, MY DASTARDLY FOE!! ARGUE NOT WITH THE MOUTH THAT HAS KISSED THE HAND OF MANY A FAIR MAIDEN!
MULCH: isn’t it simpler saying, **** off?
ARTEMIS: i can’t see any trolls.
ORION: use thine imagintion! Can you not see the very one approaching you as we speak?
ARTEMIS: …
……………………idiot.
MULCH: Argh! it’s killing me! noooo!! (this feels ridiculous) help! help!
ORION: it is not late! i will rescue thy, noble comrade!
As Orion and Mulch pretend to fight trolls,Artemis sits on a rock and watches,fascinated with what stupidity can do to a person.
ARTEMIS: (I’m going to regret this) THE TROLLS ARE DEFEATED! can we now proceed with the mission?
ORION: Victory at last!
MULCH: great. goody. can i have the chips now?
ORION: i am afraid our supplies are exhausted.
MULCH: shit.
ARTEMIS: did we ever have supplies in the first place?
ORION: not exactly.
MULCH: bullshit.
ORION: no foul language,please!
MULCH: FINE! but after we find foaly and holly,you owe me a store of potato chips.
ARTEMIS: And Orion,you owe us all an apology.
ORION: and I owe Holly a kiss.
ARTEMIS: shut up.
MULCH: i feel so sorry for her,having to deal with both of you nutjobs.
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And another chapter down!please review, guys! 😀

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11 responses to “It’s A Love Story (or maybe not. Do potato chips count?) Chapter Five Added.” Join in!

  1. Potatoe chips and Mulch, sitting in a tree. Actually, that would be too much work for Mulch. The fountain of youth is in Orion’s mind?Did you get the mermaid thing from Pirates of the Carribean? I really don’t care but Orion made it sound a lot more ridiculous.

  2. Definitely. And i could see why you didn’t finish that ryhme, ThunderSpirit, because with Mulch and chips it wouldn’t be K-I-S-S-I-N-G, but E-A-T-I-N-G. And Orion IS ridiculous…

    😀 Very funny, shaadia. Update soon! If possible… 🙂

  3. As quick as I possibly can! 😀

  4. yes, that’s where I got the idea!

  5. I can’t wait to see Holly’s reaction to the video! And Mulch is so funny! Or more acuratly, you are.

  6. Aw, thanks.

  7. For some reason, I can’t imagine Arty drawing. Dragon! *thinks about what might happen* Oooh, I hope it kills someone! Not really, I have an Opal side. *grins micheviously* Im waiting for the update!

  8. The funny thing is that I read that fic right before I came here. Too late though, sorry. This story gets better and better! Keep going!

  9. Alright, but TCSB is coming first! isn’t that simply great XD

  10. Yes! TCSB! Can’t wait!

  11. Oh my, shaadia. . WHY do you insist on torturing us all with such cliffhangers?? It’s really not fair. Though, if you had a reason for cutting it off, like say, to work on TCSB re-write, I could deal. As long as you update something soon. . ;D So , yeah. . .great work, and update soon!

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