Hiya. This one was inspired by taylor swift’s song. Or maybe not…
Now logging in: ARTEMIS
ARTEMIS: alright. So,this blog is basically known as “cutestuff.com”. And Juliet is behind it.
Now logging in: FOALY
FOALY: Merry christmas mud boy. And yeah,cute stuff. Juliet has posted full body pictures of sweaty wrestlers…
ARTEMIS: Agreed. Not a pretty sight.
FOALY: But the site has some cool features too.
ARTEMIS: Such as?
FOALY: Some celebrity pics. You’re in here too.
ARTEMIS: Huh. Shocking.
FOALY: Check this out.
ARTEMIS: What the hell is this?!
FOALY: You fell asleep on your desk and Mulch stuffed this lollipop stick in your mouth.
ARTEMIS: This is an insult to my reputation.
FOALY: As if THIS(bleeep) is any better!
ARTEMIS: Frond damn it.
FOALY: That’s you singing in the shower. Terrible audio, isn’t it?
ARTEMIS: Shut up. I rather like One Direction.
FOALY: Are you singing about a girl?!
ARTEMIS: That is how the song originally is!
FOALY: Yeh right. I searched up the actual lyrics. The girl’s name was ‘Georgie rose’ and not ‘Holly Short’.
ARTEMIS: Shut up. It felt ridiculous saying that other name.
FOALY: Ooh, somebody’s gone mad.
ARTEMIS: Greetings, goodly knight!
ART$&!?ORION:Yes. May I invite you to my blog?
INSIDE ARTEMIS’S HEAD>>
Foaly landed on his face with a thump. Moaning,he proceeded to observe his surroundings.
FOALY: HOLY FROND WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?!!
Holly wiced, glancing down at the white dress she was in.
HOLLY: Some shit Orion forced on me.
FOALY: Where are we?
HOLLY: Orion’s fairytale blog. He said he’ll let us out only if we play his game.
FOALY: Why on earth did I allow myself to get sucked into this mess?!
MULCH: okay, what are we supposed to do again?
ARTEMIS: Find Holly and Foaly.
MULCH: So Foaly is “the goodly beast”?
ARTEMIS: Apparently so.
MULCH: And Holly is the “fair maiden”?
ARTEMIS: Orion says.
MULCH: Is she even fair in the first place?! She’s NEVER let me escape prison when i got caught, no matter what my excuse was.
ARTEMIS: It isn’t that ‘fair’ he’s reffering to. Fair as in ‘beautiful and feminine’.
MULCH: HER? FEMININE?!
MULCH: So,this Orion guy is basically a weirdo.
ARTEMIS: You have no idea.
ORION: Stop your conversations, bold knights! We have reached the fountain of youth, where we wkll be brutally challenged. There shall be ravenous blood-craving mermaids and dastardly sea creatures within the depths of this area!
ARTEMIS: Ravenous my foot. I suppose they are as well creations of your ridiculous fantasy?
ORION: Their primary objective is the soul of a bold human, who shall fall for their cunning disguise as beautiful lasses!
MULCH: Oh please. Can I have some potato chips at least?
ORION: We will feast later!
The journey goes on with no sign of “ravenous” mermaids.
Mulch: Can I have my chips now?
ORION: Of course,after i have sent my princess a reassuring text message!
ARTEMIS: I’m shocked he even knows how to operate a phone.
HOLLY: Orion sent a message.
FOALY: Good, cause I’m bored.
HOLLY: “My dear, i have conqured hordes of ravenous sea creatures on your behalf. I am coming. Love, your knight.” WHAT IS THIS JUNK?!
FOALY: Maybe we shoud decode it to make sense!
HOLLY: At least that’s something to do…
MULCH: I crave potato chips!!
ARTEMIS: Holly and Foaly aren’t in any actual danger then?
ORION: My princess will overcome anyform of danger!
ARTEMIS: You are insane, Orion.
ORION: I am insane for love!
ARTEMIS: I don’t think Holly likes you.
MULCH: I LOVE POTATO CHIPS!!
ORION: Nonsense! Holly truly loves me!
ARTEMIS: Me, not you.
ORION: I am you!
ARTEMIS: Then start acting like it!
MULCH: Potato chips..i love you potato chips!
ARTEMIS: Shut up, Mulch!
MULCH: What? if you love holly, why can’t i love potato chips?
ARTEMIS: that isn’t what I–and I do not love her!
ORION: knights, please! keep your foul tempers in check! there might be kids reading this fairytale right now!
ARTEMIS: Great. A live broadcast.
there will be more soon. i hope you liked it! 😀