Ingesting clay (by mulch diggums)
Written on May 13th, 2007 by catain lightStory Details
- Category: Funny
- Author: catain light
- Word Count: 160
- Read 163 times
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)
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Ingesting clay and breathing is a gift of dwarf brother hood. Being a dwarf and incising clay feels a joy, crumbly, soft clay between your fingers and beard hair, a relaxing, soothing masage.Even more delightful if tinged with spilt occasion wine though even the most tough neglected clay is sufficent for an escape route when there’s no time to be choosey.
When a dwarf has decided to tunnel no creature alive can prise it from the earth, even someone as strong as Butler couldn’t, exept if the dwarf was loose.I (Mulch diggums) used this method in the artic incident and even though I didn’t prevail don’t let this put you off.
Dwarfs can unhinge there jaws like snakes injesting over 20 kilos of dirt per second. Of course we do eat this and recycleing it at the other end.Pooing is the word. It propels us dwarfs enableing us to go faster.
By mulch diggums. Helped by Artimis Fowl
May 18th, 2007 at 7:54 am
OK IT WAS GOOD
AND INTERESTING
June 28th, 2007 at 7:44 pm
DO YOU THINK I SHOLD RITE ANOTHER CHAPTER.
pLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE WRITE REVEWS.
July 13th, 2007 at 10:19 am
i like it but dont add any more
July 17th, 2007 at 1:13 pm
it wasn’t that exciting for your abillaty. I think you can do a lot better.
July 17th, 2007 at 1:16 pm
Its a Non fition fiction Why not rite more?
That other person was my frend
August 6th, 2007 at 11:47 am
i think it is good lol keep writing but make a romantic funny one next time maybe? people tend to like romances lol xx good job
August 11th, 2007 at 9:28 pm
YES. RIGHT ANOTHER CHAPTER