How to make an elf do what you want–do what she wants first.

Summary: Heya, sorry for not being on for a while. You know my reason.   Artemis Fowl was having a not-going-as-planned […]

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Heya, sorry for not being on for a while. You know my reason.

 

Artemis Fowl was having a not-going-as-planned conversation with a certain totally-unpredictable-and-seriously-scary-but-totally-hot   elf.

“For the fifteenth damn time, Fowl, I am NOT going to help you convince your mother to make you stop wearing jeans! It’s not my fault anyway you got into this mess.”

`”Do me a favor, Holly. Please.”

Holly grinned. “Say that word again.”

“Please,” groaned Artemis. “PLEASE.”

“And you have to admit that you lost to Foaly at chess last week.”

Artemis snorted. “Preposterous.”

“Or else I won’t do it!”

“Fine.” Artemis took a deep breath. “Ilosttothatdamnedcentaurbecausehewassayingcrapabout–”

“Clearly.”

“I lost it.”

“The whole sentence, Arty.”

Artemis sighed. “I lost to Foaly because he said that if I didn’t lose he’d lie to you and-”

“Interesting. You may proceed.”

“He said he’ll tell Holly that I like Lilli Frond, and-”

“You don’t, do you?” asked Holly, glaring at him.

“Don’t be ridiculous.”

“Okay, I’ll do it if you say the sixteen times table backwards, from hundred while eating a lollipop and standing on one foot with roller skates on.”

“What!”

“Arty, if you really want to see your beloved suits again…”

Artemis swallowed. Imagine what she’d get me to do when I get a chance to ask her out.

A/N: Babada-ba! Return fic! A princess makes a grand entrance. Always.

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5 responses to “How to make an elf do what you want–do what she wants first..” Join in!

  1. Haha! The princess is back! 🙂 Hello, your highness.

    Nice fic, as always. It’s cool. I can’t say for sure, but they seem pretty IC. I could see Artemis asking Holly for help and her making him do something to get it.

    🙂 Return lollipop! O-

  2. Your highness must leave for now, my dearest people. The kingdom is in disaster and it is my duty as heir to the throne to come first in class this term and earn my unicorn, who will assist me in fighting the evil imgonnakillyou beast.
    In short, because of my freaking exams on the 17th, I might not be able to get online often, but a true princess will always try.
    Wish me luck! Gonna get more than two prizes at next year’s prize giving once again!

  3. This was totally incredible! Are you going to continue this? You should!

  4. Continue this!

  5. CONTINUE ‘!!!!!!!!!!

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