How artemis fowl became a genius part 1 + 2
Written on October 2nd, 2007 by arty_and_holly_4everStory Details
- Category: Funny and Other
- Author: arty_and_holly_4ever
- Word Count: 895
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There will be quotes by people, then how it deals with artemis, Idea came to me during class so it might not be perfect but oh well!!
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried-anonymous
Artemis fowl was really upset, he got a 99% on a test. So he walked into his study, and put the paper through the shredder. “Ahhh, now there is no proof!” he exclaimed.
Never say, “oops!”; always say, “ah, interesting!”- anonyomous
Artemis was in his lab with butler. He was upset because his expirement wasn’t working.
“Artemis, i see the problem, you forgot to plug the machine in,” butler told him.
“Ah, interesting,” he responded, but really thinking, oops
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort- Anonymous
Holly was having a sec. 8 problem. And to make it worse, artemis was possitively cheerful.
“Lets look on the bright side, at least the opal didnt try and kill us,”
“Bright side? Bright side?” shouted holly, “Trouble is now held captive!”
Then, holly, dooda, and mulch slapped artemis on the head.
If mathematically you end up with the wrong answer, try multiplying by the page number- Anonyomous
An eight year old artemis fowl was sitting at his desk, trying to do an algebra problem. He kept getting it wrong so he decided to give up. But before he did, he multiplied the wrong answer by the page number, and turned it in the the teacher. The next day, he got his paper back, he looked at the problem, and he saw a big smilely face. He was the only person in the class to get it right!
I will look for more quotes if you want me to.
October 2nd, 2007 at 10:59 pm
when in dout……………………… stand in the mall in a chicen suit …..
then never dout yourselfagain
-my little brother
October 2nd, 2007 at 11:02 pm
Lol!! when in doubt, chose c- me
October 2nd, 2007 at 11:14 pm
a little short, but otherwise good.
October 2nd, 2007 at 11:39 pm
let a smile be your umbrella but be prepared to get soaked
October 3rd, 2007 at 12:12 am
None did this, so I will.”First comment dance”!
October 3rd, 2007 at 1:11 am
rotfl. that was hialrious
October 3rd, 2007 at 1:13 am
Very nice concept, and a cute story.
I think it would fit better into the ‘funny’ category rather than ‘general’. You should consider changing it.
I can’t think of a good saying for you, but this is definitely a good idea and I think you should keep going with it.
October 3rd, 2007 at 2:39 am
lol that was sooo funny.I usually love sayings and almost all of the ones I’ve heard I agree with.;)anyway LOL!!!
October 3rd, 2007 at 2:57 am
Keep your friends close and your enemies closer
October 3rd, 2007 at 2:59 am
Dont gossip about people ….until they’re out of ear shot (then you can use theyre things!!)
October 4th, 2007 at 12:22 am
lol, nice quotes! i love the one about destroying all evidence. i told that one to my dad. =D
October 4th, 2007 at 1:17 am
lol ROTFL lol
hahhhahahahahahah oh this is funny as! wats even funnyer is i use those quotes.
October 5th, 2007 at 1:01 am
yea, i have a whole lot of quotes, from my assignment notebook, but i just cant use them all. i like; ok, im weird! but im saving up to become eccentric, and also If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?
October 5th, 2007 at 5:10 pm
from your assignment note book, at my school we have those but they are call agendas. how old are you? personally i think my fav quote right now would be…the trouble with real life is taht there’s no background music-anonymous
January 29th, 2008 at 10:36 am
LOL! sooo funny