Crowley Hill, England. 2014 May 13, 4:03 P.M . The day when Holly Short becomes Holly Fowl. A bit of crude language, rated PG. Artemis is a little to a lot OOC. Crowley Hill is a figment of my imagination.
Artemis’s POV –
Why today? Why? Do the fates wish to torture me on the day of my marriage to the loveliest fairy in the universe? I guess I should have seen it coming. Nothing plays out as I want it too. Holly is getting ready right this moment. With my luck, she might accidentally stab herself with a comb. She spent 6 hours in David’s Bridal last week. She picked out a long white dress. She picked out a tuxedo for me. I don’t like it. It isn’t the traditional black, but a weird white. Why is it white? I really wanted a black one, but Holly wouldn’t have any of it. She says that if I’m going to marry a fairy, might as well have a white tuxedo. And now, Butler just contacted me saying that the FREAKING CAKE FELL! What’s next? The chapel we are to get pledged to be married burn? I shouldn’t jinx it. And now I have a stupid pimple. My hair is sticking up, and Mother is in Australia to find some kangaroo. I’m going to stay out of it. Last time Mother found an animal, it didn’t work out so well.. Silly lemur.. Oh shoot, my phone is ringing. Better pick it up….
Holly’s POV –
Today’s the day! I’m so excited! I can’t believe this is really happening! Juliet is helping me ready myself. In 2 hours I am going to be Mrs. Fowl! A mani-pedi this morning, and 3 hours in the spa. So worth it! I just hope Artemis is as excited as me. I picked out this beautiful dress, in only 6 hours at David’s Bridal! I also got him this sexy white tuxedo for him. I don’t think he likes it. Juliet is smiling at me. She’s excited for me. I picked her as my maid-of-honor. I wanted Minerva to be a bridesmaid, but she had a nervous breakdown before the wedding. I think she liked Artemis. But he picked me! I think she’s going to a therapist. Poor girl. I wish she could have come. She might have liked it. I wonder if Artemis still likes her. I think he does. I should call him. Now.. was that speed-dial 3 or 4?….
Artemis and Holly’s Phone Conversation –
“Holly? Why are you calling me? Your a minute away from me!”
“Oh Artemis.. I need to ask you something.”
“What is it?”
“Well.. Do you love Minerva?”
“AH HA! So you DO!”
“No no no no! I love you and only you.”
“Your so sweet!”
“Of corse you are”
“See you in a tuxedo!”
“See you in a dress.”
In then next 30 years, Artemis and Holly lived together and loved each-other. They had 3 children, Domovoi, Juliet, and Opal. Domovoi grew up to be a prof. hacker. Juliet grew up to study plants and animals in Norway. When Opal was 24, she was sent to a high security prison for sending bomb threats to the New York City Subway.