Here comes the Bride.

Summary: When Artemis and Holly are having a bad day, it can feel like the world is plotting against them. But what if that day was their wedding?

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Crowley Hill, England. 2014 May 13, 4:03 P.M . The day when Holly Short becomes Holly Fowl. A bit of crude language, rated PG. Artemis is a little to a lot OOC. Crowley Hill is a figment of my imagination.

Artemis’s POV –

Why today? Why? Do the fates wish to torture me on the day of my marriage to the loveliest fairy in the universe? I guess I should have seen it coming. Nothing plays out as I want it too. Holly is getting ready right this moment. With my luck, she might accidentally stab herself with a comb. She spent 6 hours in David’s Bridal last week. She picked out a long white dress. She picked out a tuxedo for me. I don’t like it. It isn’t the traditional black, but a weird white. Why is it white? I really wanted a black one, but Holly wouldn’t have any of it. She says that if I’m going to marry a fairy, might as well have a white tuxedo. And now, Butler just contacted me saying that the FREAKING CAKE FELL! What’s next? The chapel we are to get pledged to be married burn? I shouldn’t jinx it. And now I have a stupid pimple. My hair is sticking up, and Mother is in Australia to find some kangaroo. I’m going to stay out of it. Last time Mother found an animal, it didn’t work out so well.. Silly lemur.. Oh shoot, my phone is ringing. Better pick it up….

Holly’s POV –

Today’s the day! I’m so excited! I can’t believe this is really happening! Juliet is helping me ready myself. In 2 hours I am going to be Mrs. Fowl! A mani-pedi this morning, and 3 hours in the spa. So worth it! I just hope Artemis is as excited as me. I picked out this beautiful dress, in only 6 hours at David’s Bridal! I also got him this sexy white tuxedo for him. I don’t think he likes it. Juliet is smiling at me. She’s excited for me. I picked her as my maid-of-honor. I wanted Minerva to be a bridesmaid, but she had a nervous breakdown before the wedding. I think she liked Artemis. But he picked me! I think she’s going to a therapist. Poor girl. I wish she could have come. She might have liked it. I wonder if Artemis still likes her. I think he does. I should call him. Now.. was that speed-dial 3 or 4?….

Artemis and Holly’s Phone Conversation –

“Hello?”
“Arty!”
“Holly? Why are you calling me? Your a minute away from me!”
“Oh Artemis.. I need to ask you something.”
“What is it?”
“Well.. Do you love Minerva?”
“WHAT???”
“AH HA! So you DO!”
“No no no no! I love you and only you.”
“Aww.. Really?”
“Of corse.”
“Your so sweet!”
“I am?”
“Of corse you are”
“Really?”
“Mh hm.”
“Alright then.”
“See you in a tuxedo!”
“See you in a dress.”
Bzzz……

In then next 30 years, Artemis and Holly lived together and loved each-other. They had 3 children, Domovoi, Juliet, and Opal. Domovoi grew up to be a prof. hacker. Juliet grew up to study plants and animals in Norway. When Opal was 24, she was sent to a high security prison for sending bomb threats to the New York City Subway.

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  1. When Opal was 24, she was sent to a high security prison for sending bomb threats to the New York City Subway.
    THAT WAS THE BEST BIT EVER!!!!!!
    Ok short and sweet..I liked it SS21.
    Nice fic!!

  2. Ohansahyosheli March 10th, 2010 at 2:27 am 2

    omg, That was hilarious to the Iggy! (oops, to the Max. :lol:)

  3. Well, this was pretty OOC. Also, the POV switches made it seem confusing and awkward to read. As for the part about the kids? I think you should write a separate fic about them; it would be an interesting topic to pursue. ๐Ÿ™‚

    ~Elsa

  4. @Evyluvsbunnies – Thank you for your criticism, Bunnies. I’m sorry the POV switching was hard, but I thought i kind of made it clear. I know it’s pretty OOC, but I made it like Artemis is a bit wound up, yet Holly is utterly excited. But I don’t think I have much of a story for them. It’ll just be fluff. You can write about them, though. There up for the grabbing ๐Ÿ˜‰ . I will try to fix that.
    @Ohansahyousheli – Thank you for your compliments, you and Hitsugayatoushiro made my day
    @Hitsugayatoushiro – Ditto.

  5. Your more than welcome SS21.
    I’m glad..enjoy ur sleepover!

  6. Brilliant, Silver! Amazing! And, Opal was… delusional? Deranged? Any more d- words? Keep thinking. ๐Ÿ˜€ 5 Stars!!!

    Oh, and I LoVe Crowley Hill, by the way. XD

    ~CC

  7. Go Opal!!!!!!! ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚ But Im sorry to all of the New Yorkers of the world. *look on the T.V. screen and hear the news man say ‘Huge explosion in New York. Watch out for criminal master mind Opal Fowl’* Oh no……

  8. @Crazy -Thanks, Crazy. I thought you might catch on.
    @Opal Lovegood – Thanks for the compliment on Opal. You can write about her if you want. She’s up for the grabbing.

  9. Well… Hmm….. OL, if you don’t use her, I may. ๐Ÿ˜€

  10. Silversong21 March 11th, 2010 at 3:29 am 10

    You can. I based this around the 10 hours i spent watching my aunt pick out a dress, and the 10 minutes i heard of my new uncle becoming hyperactive.

  11. XD Hardeee har har!!! ๐Ÿ˜€

  12. The hilarious plane has landed, Silver! ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜€ I laughed so hard, especially about that last sentence. A-MAZING!! ๐Ÿ˜€

  13. The end was the superist!

  14. Silversong21 March 12th, 2010 at 1:09 am 14

    Thanks. I didn’t think it was that funny, actually. Superist? *Fire leaps at eyes* I. Give. Up.

  15. ๐Ÿ˜€ I still love it.

  16. Your so kind. But superist?? Really. This is what my life has come too.

  17. When Opal was 24, she was sent to a high security prison for sending bomb threats to the New York City Subway.
    THAT WAS SOOOOOOOO COOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!
    keep on writing:)

  18. รขโ‚ฌยข April 2nd, 2010 at 6:50 am 18

    The next 30 years? What happened at year 31?

  19. I dont know. Opal got sentenced to prison?

  20. Hermione Fowl April 27th, 2010 at 6:51 am 20

    That was really good. Is someone gonna write about the kids?

  21. Silversong21 May 16th, 2010 at 5:18 pm 21

    I wrote a seperate fic for the kids, named The Children of Mania. So, yes. I will be writing about Opal!

  22. The Children of Mania is amazing! ๐Ÿ™‚

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