Fowl Puppet Pals
Written on January 3rd, 2010 by IwishIwasafaerieStory Details
- Category: Funny
- Author: IwishIwasafaerie
- Word Count: 1456
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A/N: Not sure this counts as a story, oh well.
Artemis:*enters*Ummm..hi..Holly.
Holly:*sips coke*Sup Arty.
Artemis:So..your not wearing your LEP suit.
Holly: No Artemis. I am not wearing my LEP suit. I have a life outside of work.
Artemis:I know I just don’t usually see ytou off work.
Holly: Look. You have a problem with my casual clothes or not?
Artemis:No.
Holly:Then why are we discussing this?
Artemis:I was just trying to start conversation.
Holly:Okay. I’ll save the LEP some time and ask, “How are you evil schemes?”
Artemis:None lately. Trying to improve my social life.
Holly:Such as…?
Artemis:’Bonding’ with my brothers, talking to my parents, other people I have feelings for.
Holly:Like…?
Artemis:Ummmm…LONE DROSCHER NIELSEN!
Holly:Lone Dröscher Nielsen?
Artemis:She’s working with the Borneo Orangutan Survival Foundation.
Holly:Okay..
Trouble:*enters*Hi guys*gets hit by Holly*..oh..UH! What?!
Holly:You were going to flirt with me.
Trouble:How-
Holly:Foaly’s right to wear tinfoil hats.
Holly:Hey, Trouble why aren’t you wearing a LEP suit?
Artemis:That’s what I asked.
Holly:No. It’s different. He’s the commander so he wears it all the time.
Artemis: O.o
Holly:Or atleast that’s all we see him in. He’s not supposed to get involved w/ or be in his’ officers social lives.
Artemis: Oh.
Trouble: It’s because Foaly’s making me a new suit that should be done soon.
Holly:YOU GET HIS FIRST NEW SUIT?!
Trouble:*smug*I’m the commander.
Holly:*hits Trubs*
Trouble:OWWWWWWWWW!
Narrator: Meanwhile
Holly:What was that?!
Trouble: Do we have giant gnats in the ceiling?!
Artemis:Gnats not good. *that drum sound when someone makes a bad joke*
Holly:*throws exploding pineapple* *makes hole in ceiling*
Trouble: Well that was uncalled for.
Narrator: As I wa saying Meanwhile…
Holly:*beep noise* It’s still alive.
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January 3rd, 2010 at 6:08 am
THAT WAS HILARIOUS!
MY VIOCE HURTS FROM LAUGHTHING!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
January 3rd, 2010 at 4:19 pm
I liked it. Your grammar was pretty good, and it was an… interesting storyline.
January 3rd, 2010 at 5:13 pm
sorry for doublepost/spamming, but are you Wishes?
January 3rd, 2010 at 7:02 pm
yes! yes i am! and thank you!
January 3rd, 2010 at 8:02 pm
you should make that into a actual vid like Harry potter puppet pals…. and give Holly a man voice and give trouble a girl voice
January 3rd, 2010 at 10:37 pm
okaaaaaaaaayyyy………..
:)
(lol)
January 3rd, 2010 at 10:50 pm
thanks.
January 4th, 2010 at 1:22 am
anytime hahahaha
Good story!
if you could favorite stories I would favorite this one
January 4th, 2010 at 2:10 am
thanks maybe i’ll post the first part of the secong soon… maybe
January 6th, 2010 at 9:24 pm
Any letters? Any?! Come on guys.
January 7th, 2010 at 1:42 am
Dear Opal,
Why are you crazy? I just feel like you arn’t that crazy anymore. Futhermore, Me and all the fangirls think your stealing the A/H spotlight… really Opal? wasn’t naming a book after you enought? Trust me, I know crazy. You arn’t crazy. You just need a hug. As for Holly and Artemis, their tired of trying to kill you. I know. I watch Artemis sleep at night… Oh and whats with the evil sqeal? Evil people sqeal? I don’t see Artemis sqealing, and I’m watching him right now. No seriously, I am. I’m sorry though, because you and Briar’s relationship didn’t work out. But hey, that was the best way to break up with someone with THAT screwed up of a face . Its the way to go… No not really. For gosh sakes Opal, why can’t you just accept that your not evil and all you need is a hug. Opal I know you don’t have friends… but I’m your friend. Nahhh, I’m just messing with you. But I have to admit, Holly and Artemis did somthing good for you… imagine how much weight you could of gained if they didn’t steal your truffles.
-Wowthatsgenius
P.S if you are going to keep on failing on the whole “ruling the world” thing, please don’t kill Holly or Artemis. A/H has always been better than A/M
January 7th, 2010 at 1:43 am
this is my letter… i sent it so you could use it to make more Artemis Fowl puppet pals because I love it!
January 7th, 2010 at 2:41 am
thanks and lol! I will soon.
really good letter, BTW
January 7th, 2010 at 2:52 am
thanks! Ive always wanted to say that to her!
January 7th, 2010 at 4:57 pm
Hehehe, I am totally FG4… xD
Okay, you want letters?
Dear Artemis Fowl II,
Minerva is plotting to kill you. You can thank me later. Keep her out of your home, and beware of anything she sends you! Including bananas! Never trust something that yellow…
By the way, I have taken to calling you Arty-kun. I hope you are annoyed; after all, what are wonkie fangirls for if not to annoy?
Give my regards to everyone, and try to uncover Minerva’s plot before she sets it in motion. I don’t want to have to come save you, ’cause the whole damsel-in-distress thing doesn’t work as well when the genders are reversed. *wink wink*
And never, ever, trust a banana!!! Or else!!!
~Yoshi
January 7th, 2010 at 9:48 pm
lol great yoshi.
Bananas XD
January 7th, 2010 at 11:42 pm
Dear Artemis,
Why are you in denial? We all know you’re a vampire. Sev, Edward, Percy, and of course, you, have a secret vampire club that meets every other Wednesday. Oh, and will you please tell Butler that we all know that he’s a werewolf. And tell him that we’re watching him. And if I were you, I’d sleep with my eyes open.
Well, goodnight!
~CC
January 9th, 2010 at 2:55 am
HAHAHAHAHAHAHALOLHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! THAT IS FUNNY!!!!!!!!
January 9th, 2010 at 4:10 am
Oh thanks!
January 12th, 2010 at 7:01 pm
Haha Lol it was great!!!
I loved it!
Ok letters right?
Dear Artemis Fowl,
I know all about your red care bear boxers. I also know about the ‘picture’ you have inside your safe. The code to the safe is 66688993…how do I know?
Artemis I am your father! Only joking I have cameras all over your house. In your room, your kitchen (btw your attempt at noodles was horrid but very entertaining, I choked over my dinner), one in the twins’ room and of course every other room in your house.
Holly Artemis loves you!
You soo love him back.
I have your blue blanket hostage..if you ever want to see it back you’ll leave the tape of you singing (you know what one I’m talking about) under the tree in Myles’ favourite patk. We shall collect it and if I am satisfied I’ll return your blankie.
Vamps rock, stop denying!!!
-Toushiro….no not the shinigami the fangirl.
March 7th, 2010 at 1:25 am
Dear Minerva,
I am warning you; STOP TRYING TO STEAL ARTEMIS. You very well know that Holly and ARtemis are made for each other, theres only that little problem with species. And foaly is getting that worked out (Foaly I know you are reading this SO FIX IT). So minerva why dont you back off and find some little aveage human boy I my brother is open. Or why dont you try trouble, he gives up Holly you give up Artemis.
Anyways I hope you find love and enjoy relaxing while Holly and Artemes and Co. save the world.
Sincearly, and kindly (WARNINGLY)
–Bookygirl1996