Guess who’s back, people?
The commander of the boncus wacko forces, heir to the throne of insanity, leading commander in the anti-punctuation mark society, princess of weird and Ford house’s youngest interhouse debater, Shaadia!!
Sorry, me pals. No time for autoraphs now 😉
Chapter one: NIGHTMARES
“arty, wake up!”screamed Beckett. “You fell asleep on Barney!”
Artemis moaned. Beckett had refused to sleep on his own, and now he was stuck with the toddler along with the purple stuffed toy on his bed.
“Barney would not get hurt, Beckett. In comparision to him, I am nowhere near fat, and it obviously would not hurt Barney anyway because he’s a stuffed toy!”
Beckett sniffed. “Barney is real. He talks on tv.”
“That is but an actor inside a suit.”
“BARNEY IS REAL!”
“Beckett, stop disturbing me and go to sleep!”
Beckett stuffed his thumb into his mouth. “I get nightmares.”
Artemis put on a does it look like I care? face, but instead of arguing further, he rolled off the bed and left. “I’ll be in the guest room,” he muttered. Twelve o’clock and yet not a bit of sleep.
His brother made a face. “Yeah, you just wanna go be with Holly and keep kissing like last night.”
“We were watching you, Arty.”
“It’s none of your business, Beckett!”snapped Artemis, slightly embarresed. “See what happens to Barney next time you spy on us like that!”
Beckett hugged Barney. “Juliet will save Barney!”
I’ll pay her not to, thought Artemis, shutting the door with a bang.
BAA BAA BAAA…new style of laughing, ya know?
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and hey…maybe I should have chapter two happen right after this?