Author’s note: Really smart people go to special intrest class. We are also the weirdos, tech savvy nerds, and book dorks that can quote stuff on command. The book nerd is me! 🙂 Also, they are the 3 off topic people.
Ok, it was on the day we were having an incredibly graphic book discussion. A kid in a suit walked in to us being like this.
“Well, it’s like if your arm got cut off, you could fix it,” said William, black haired and hilarious.
I pulled the USB cord ut of a hole in the lab table and beat the other boys to the punch, “Well, if your arm gets cut off, you’d need to reconect arteries and bones and other stuff.”
“You just put a very graphic image in my head.” said Ethan, the kid who you should NEVER give a hard drive to.
“Yes. Please stop now,” said William, laughing.
“You can pass out now. I really wouldn’t mind,” I announced. William is so scared of blood, he passes out at the thought of it.
We really didn’t notice him walk to the table. “Are you Mr. Marshall?” he asked in a hoity toity voice.
“Yes, this is 7th grade SIC, you must be Artemis.” replied Mr. Marshall.
“H-hi. I’m Eric.” Well, at least his stutter is better. I should know, I’m the person who goes to speech, even though they have no need for it.
“Tanya. Welcome to the loony bin.”
“Can we listen to the SIC theme song? I think it rocks”
“When did we decide this?” asked Ethan.
Feeding the USB back through the hole, “Well, you dubbed people for awards like Most Likely to Appear on the News as World Dictator.” That award goes to William.
I plugged in my drive and called up the song. Riffs pounded through the