artemis in love short story

Written on November 20th, 2007 by ArtemisfowlII

Story Details

this is an announcment about i will update the story “CAN YOU DECODE” EVERY TIME I GET A CHANCE but for those who gett mad when theres nuthing good to reaad i will rtie a short story about artemis in love. it will be weird i guess but if u want me to continue tell me :mrgreen:

The sun shone high in the sky artemis was inside his study typing as usual. butler knocked on the door. “May i come in?” “ahhh my old friend i have been thinking…..” Butler was just about to go into antibore mood and not listen when he heard the name Holly, instantly he paid close attention. ” But yes and i dont kno but when ever im around her or minerva i get an odd bubbling in my stomach and i feel odd.” “I know its this blasted puberty but i thought i had it under control and now as i age it gets worse and worse i mean look at these! He pulled down his pants “uhh artemis i would rather not…” “No you idiot the boxers.”grumbled artemis “oooo i thought personally you were going in the completely oppiste direction.” butler stiffled a laugh. “NO SERIOUSLY LOOK!” artemis said with panic in his voice. “Yes what is it?” inquired butler. ” they say holly ALLL over them!” i once found myself staring there and day dreaming, OH *sob* what has become of me old friend!” “I find myself waiting by the communicator for her calls i have been over taken by this odd sensation!” as if on cue the communicator rang. artemis lurched forward “HELLO!” he said hoping his voice sounded sexy. “Why hello baby..” it was foaly. “FOaly groaned artemis. ” HHA nice sexy voice fowl you got me swooned.” foally said sarcastically. artemis rolled his eyes “What do you want foaly?” “Well holly wanted me to say she was on her way over and for you to wait near the gate.” “She came unequiped and we have no way to detect her.” Artemis;s heart fluttered and he instantly ran to change into his other black suit with less wrinkles. butler smiled  and hung up the communicator.

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23 Reviews for “artemis in love short story”

  1. ArtemisfowlII Says:
    November 20th, 2007 at 3:19 am

    just a short thing for peeps

  2. ArtemisfowlII Says:
    November 20th, 2007 at 3:20 am

    btw it happens during xmas thats why his boxers say holly LOL

  3. mahi101 AF Fan Says:
    November 20th, 2007 at 3:33 am

    oh.. well lol,, ramance comedy.. I love romance comedy’s ( Its my 2 favorite genra’s) Well , Ireally liked the story! continue.

  4. ArtemisfowlII Says:
    November 20th, 2007 at 3:34 am

    lol y thnk u i fell special :mrgreen:

  5. Abegail4Artemis Says:
    November 20th, 2007 at 3:45 am

    yeah thats funny and cute in a way lol. I liked it!
    - Abey

  6. Jelly Says:
    November 20th, 2007 at 3:48 am

    love that story!really GOOD!!!!! :D

  7. ArtemisfowlII Says:
    November 20th, 2007 at 3:51 am

    YEA YEA IM SO HAPPY EVERYONE LUVS MY STORiES i WILL cELEBRATE BY HOLLDING A CONTEST WHO EVER WANTS TO COMPETE WILL GIVE ME IDEAS FOR A NEW STORY CHARACTERS AND EVERYTHING AND I WILL WRITE IT AS LONG AS YOU LIKE1 chapter to 1000000000000chapters :)

  8. Jelly Says:
    November 20th, 2007 at 4:00 am

    OK 7 chapter story.
    characters: Maxi, Susan (look them up on copy cat) Artemis, Trouble, Holly, and Vinyaya.
    plot: they go underground to find the cursed jewels of Atlantis from sunken ships.
    problem: They obtain the cursed sapphire ring (whoever wears it has bad luck) and the monkey paw. Trouble purposes to Holly with the ring and Susan, Maxi, Artemis, and Vinyaya keep making wishes on the monkey paw

    solution: your idea.

  9. ArtemisfowlII Says:
    November 20th, 2007 at 4:23 am

    yay i like lol this is deffinatly in thew mabey pile uness u dont rite it first YAY!

  10. Abey Says:
    November 20th, 2007 at 10:58 pm

    this is a great story lol i liked it - ABey

  11. Jelly Says:
    November 20th, 2007 at 11:14 pm

    If you want I WILL write it. unless you feel the Sapphire ring is going to take off.

  12. ArtemisfowlII Says:
    November 21st, 2007 at 1:51 am

    it will but it is up 2 u

  13. mahi101 AF Fan Says:
    November 21st, 2007 at 1:56 am

    HEY!! contimnue this thing! PLLLLLZZZZZZZZ with sugur on top? I NEED SOMETHING TO READ!

  14. Jelly Says:
    November 21st, 2007 at 2:27 am

    YA!!! I thought u were bored with my idea! since u arn’t then CONTINUE SOON!!! PLEASE!!! *puppy dog eyes*

  15. symojen Says:
    November 25th, 2007 at 8:24 pm

    I want you to continue can you decode REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY 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  16. symojen Says:
    November 25th, 2007 at 8:28 pm

    Aaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwww!(:

  17. Shanette aka af fan Says:
    December 15th, 2007 at 10:57 am

    whoa…nice ‘REALLY ’s! LOL. ne ways , nice story… plz continue!!!

  18. 017350 Says:
    December 15th, 2007 at 4:39 pm

    HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!
    Please continue!

  19. Artemis Fowl4 Says:
    December 19th, 2007 at 4:05 am

    Nice story and PPPPLLLLLLZZZZZZZ continue.And
    nice ‘REALLY’s and ‘HA’s.

  20. Demon_Obsession Says:
    January 29th, 2008 at 8:30 am

    HAHAHAHAHA! Funny to the bone.

  21. bluesparks Says:
    March 14th, 2008 at 10:44 pm

    cute! very much so.

  22. iesnoth Says:
    March 15th, 2008 at 3:43 am

    i love the boxer bit. though it was kinda hard to read.

  23. computerzandbks4ever Says:
    July 1st, 2008 at 7:49 pm

    FREAKY!
    (no offense…)

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