This story is the result of FowlFan4Ever giving me an idea; you rock!
It started as an ordinary day; or as ordinary as it can get with a Wrestler and a kleptomaniac dwarf dating; an elf and criminal mastermind dating; and an LEP commander and a french genius dating as well.
Most people viewed these relationships as odd or bound to fail; so most people judge books by their cover. All of the relationships lasted purely because true love willed them to happen, that and the aforementioned elf threatened to destroy the Fairy Counsel if they tried to split them up.
Back to the ordinary day; All of the couples had agreed on triple date, but it was ruined by a sudden thunderstorm.
“Well, I suppose we could have it here, at the Manor,” Artemis offered, everyone nodded in agreement; what they forgot was that a certain centaur had the place under surveillance.
They played games together, chatted about current events, laughed at Foaly, and had dinner. After dinner they went to the sitting room and had a laugh or two about the old days; the days when, instead of going to Fowl Manor for a date, they went because of a criminal masterminds many attempts to get what he wanted.
Artemis and Holy were the first to be excused, and that got everyone thinking; why not do the same? So they were soon followed by Minerva and Trouble; and then Juliet and Mulch.
“Oh my god, that’s hilarious!” Foaly was giggling like a college pixette; here he was, a couple thousand feet underground, with his friends providing a show you can’t find on cable. As we all know, Foaly has his own cameras set up in Fowl Manor; originally it was to make sure Fowl didn’t do anything seriously dangerous to the people, but sometimes the oddities of the Mud Boy were to funny to resist.
“Thank you Foaly, you were right this is hilarious!” Butler said, his voice slightly gargled because of the com link, and because he was struggling to hold back a laugh. Foaly had recommended that Butler check the surveillance system; making sure that he wasn’t the only one having a good time.
Oh wait!! I forgot to tell you what was happening; Holly and Artemis were in Artemis’s room; Juliet and Mulch were in Juliet’s room; and Minerva and Trouble were in the guest bedroom. And they were all making out.
There’s more to come, and this would’ve been done yesterday, but I went to the Fanfiction.net side before I finished Okie doke, the fanfiction.net is blocked while I’m at my dads so I’ll do a quick update on this, by the way I have Writer’s Block so don’t tell me to update my other stuff, just tell me ideas plz
“Butler, I have a great idea!” Foaly nearly yelled over the com link, but he kept his tone even, “I’m gonna send a LEPreacon team on a hot shot, and you take them and storm the rooms where-” he allowed a small laugh, “Our couples are having a little ‘fun’, got it?”
“I read you loud and clear donkey boy”
“Yes, me and Minerva were done having ‘fun’, so we came down stairs and found Butler, but hey it’s a great idea to do to Holly and Artemis,” the commander admitted.
“Why just those two?”
“Because me and Juliet are here too,” Mulch said through a mouth of fried chicken.
Foaly swore he heard Juliet in the background saying something, but all he heard was: ‘big-mouth’, ‘fortune, and ‘eating’.
“Oi, pony boy, they’re here, so we gotta go” Trouble finished, terminating the link.
This update is an idea from a fan, not mine
“Okay let’s go!” Butler told everyone else, establishing himself as commander of the group. They made their way to the study like they really were going to storm the place, but they weren’t there.
“Okay then, not there; well Trouble, Mulch, Juliet, and the squad take upstairs. When you’re done come help on the ground floor, Got it?”