A hyperactive Artemis
Written on July 29th, 2007 by happyhypnosisStory Details
- Status : Complete
- Category: Funny
- Author: happyhypnosis
- Word Count: 319
- Read 274 times
(8 votes, average: 3.38 out of 5)
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One bright summer day Artemis was sitting in the study reading the book “very scientific things genii read”. As he was reading this book he was enjoying a nice warm cup of earl grey tea. OR WAS HE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Someone or something was hovering over his shoulder! Just then Butler shouted to Artemis from the kitchen to ask him a very important question ” Artemis, do you want wheat or white bread for a sandwhich?”
Artemis shouted back “Wheat!” as Artemis was distracted by this captivating question, a shielded Holly Short slipped several sugar packets into his tea. Artemis paused in secret thought just before taking a sip of his sabotaged tea “mmmmmm….tea” Then he took the fatal sip. Artemis stopped he stood up, his eyes grew wide, his book clattered to the floor, he dropped his teacup it crashed to the floor. Butler ran through the door “Artemis! I heard something crash is everything alright!?!”
Artemis turned slowly to face him wearing the creepiest smile that was even more creepier than his famous vampire smile. Butler gasped,then Artemis ran out of the other room laughing crazily. Butler sighed and called Juliet “Juliet get the bat Artemis had sugar again”
“not again!?” replied Juliet “that’s the 3rd time this week!” Juliet set through house to find Artemis, while Butler locked all the doors and windows. Juliet found Artemis in his bedroom on his computer, Juliet stifled a gasp. Artemis was flagging videos on youtube for no reason!!!!!!!!!! Thats so evil, Juliet thought. She said in a commanding voice “Artemis you stop that right now!”
“NEVER!!!” he replied
“then I have no choice” she said, then leaped forward and hit Artemis in the head with the bat just hard enough so that it would knock him out.
3 hours later Artemis woke up, with a big headache “uhgg, Butler what happened?”
“Its called a sugar hangover” the manservent replied.
THE END!!!!!
July 29th, 2007 at 8:46 pm
This made me GIGGLE! Make one that’s longer, me wants MORE! YAY FOR SUGAR! AND FLAGGING YOUTUBE VIDEOS FOR NO REASON!
July 29th, 2007 at 9:22 pm
thankx for making me look like an idiot when people saw me laughing at the computer so hard i fell of chair. lol
July 29th, 2007 at 11:38 pm
IVE ACTUALLY DONE THAT BEFOR(FLAGGED ON UTUBE) i loved it. u make me giggle
July 30th, 2007 at 2:09 am
ha ha shea i loved it! ive read it before though but it is still funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
July 30th, 2007 at 2:11 am
Thx eveyone that commented.
August 1st, 2007 at 1:00 am
Nice one i remember u makeing that
August 15th, 2007 at 4:16 pm
lol that was sooooo funny!flagging youtube vids soooooo evil!SUUUUGAR!!! hahaha
August 20th, 2007 at 8:31 pm
So evil! You can’t just flag any video on YouTube. What has Holly done!
August 31st, 2007 at 10:26 am
HAHAHAHA i loved it, not very Artemis Fowl ish, but still IT WAS GREAT!
September 10th, 2007 at 11:15 pm
Soo funny! I totally sympathize with Butler and Juliet. I have a friend who is permanently and forever on a sugar high.
October 31st, 2007 at 10:32 am
OMG!! I LOVE this fic!! *Laughs so hard everything falls down* oops. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!! ITS HILARIOUS!! I LOVE IT!! KEEP GOIN’!!
Keep on rockin’
xoxox
November 7th, 2007 at 8:52 pm
hahahhhahahahhahhahhahahahhahahhahahahahahahhahahahhhahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahhahahahahahahhahhhahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahaahhaahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahah………..hahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahhahahhahahhahahhahahahahhahahahhahahha…lololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololoolololololololololololololo…lolololololololololololololololololooooollololololoololololololololololololol…lololololololololololoolololol…hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhaha… o.k. I’m done hahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahhahah … I’d keep going but my fingers hurt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 7th, 2007 at 11:13 pm
omg that was SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOfunny!!! I to want to laugh on the computer! lolololololololololol….pottybreak….loololololololoolololololololoololo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!D!!!!!
November 17th, 2007 at 11:19 pm
WOW IMAGINE ARTEMIS DOING THAT! LOL!! I WAS LAUGHING LIKE , WOW!!!! I LOOVED IT!