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	<title>Artemis Fowl FanFiction</title>
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	<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jul 2010 02:40:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Mental Vacation OVA!! :D</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jul 2010 02:40:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>poodlepom40</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Announcements</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I am sooo back! My brain has been pampered on its imaginary vacation,sipping Pina Coladas. But the ideas are back and I&#8217;m not really stressed anymore! So you will need to be prepared for lots and lots of stories!
My book is going along pretty well,and its called Thief. So no free copys just yet,but free [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I am sooo back! My brain has been pampered on its imaginary vacation,sipping Pina Coladas. But the ideas are back and I&#8217;m not really stressed anymore! So you will need to be prepared for lots and lots of stories!</p>
<p>My book is going along pretty well,and its called Thief. So no free copys just yet,but free BROWNIES!! (My friends mom makes wicked brownies.) But I am very happy to be back,and there will be many stories to come. I love you peeps!!
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		<title>A Minerva Hunt.</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Jul 2010 15:55:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ohansahyosheli</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Ohan was and is bored.
So bored, in fact, that she is referring to herself in the third person. This must be serious. o_O
So, here&#8217;s the story I promised.   
The Story
Characters:
Name: Silver Song.
Age: 11.
Description: Long white hair, bright blue eyes. Very pale skin. Has two hawk feathers as earrings. Normally wears a beaten-up aviator&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Ohan was and is bored.</strong></p>
<p><strong>So bored, in fact, that she is referring to herself in the third person. This must be serious. o_O</strong></p>
<p><strong>So, here&#8217;s the story I promised. <img src='http://artemisfowl.fangathering.com/fanfiction/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' />  </strong></p>
<p><strong><em>The Story</em></strong></p>
<p>Characters:</p>
<div>Name: Silver Song.</div>
<div>Age: 11.</div>
<div>Description: Long white hair, bright blue eyes. Very pale skin. Has two hawk feathers as earrings. Normally wears a beaten-up aviator&#8217;s jacket, and distressed jeans. Always goes barefoot. Her wolf form (since she&#8217;s a lycanthrope) is a white wolf with feathers dangling from ears.</div>
<div>Weapons: Two black scimitars, a huge longbow and 24 black-shafted arrows, and her lycanthropy is deadly.</div>
<div> Name: Alma Candis</p>
<p>Age: 14</p>
<p>Description: Brown-black hair, a bit longer than shoulder length. Dark<br />
eyes, also brown-black. Most likely wearing black or grey clothing,<br />
occasionally known to have wore white. Black converse(only shoes she<br />
wears, absolutely refuses to wear anything else). Always listening to<br />
music.</p>
<p>Weapons: Evil aura, sadistic smile, generally morbid sense of humor,<br />
and not forgetting her thumbscrews, of which she owns several pairs<br />
of, made of varying (dubious) materials. In addition, she also<br />
possesses the strange ability to disappear whenever circumstances call<br />
on her to take on any sort of responsibility.</div>
<div></div>
<div>Name: Isoceles or CrazyChick<br />
Age: 12<br />
Description: Fiery red hair two inches past the collarbone, dark blue eyes, a silver oakleaf necklace, dark tee shirts, blue jean shorts, and no shoes, please. <img alt=")" src="http://artemisfowl.fangathering.com/fanfiction/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" /><br />
Weapons: A recurve bow, a quiver, and two knives. And a compass… Oh, and I have thin copper wired suare glasses. <img alt=";)" src="http://artemisfowl.fangathering.com/fanfiction/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif" /></p>
<p>Name: Mae or FowlStar (preferably FS for the story)<br />
Age: 12<br />
Gender: Female<br />
Description: I am of average height: 5 ft 2 in, Dark long black hair with blue, blonde red and green highlights, dark brown eyes, tan, i look thin, smallish and delicate, pimple free (Thank God! <img alt=")" src="http://artemisfowl.fangathering.com/fanfiction/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" /> )<br />
Personality: (=’-&#8217;=) I am a big softie inside when I can and should be, Headstrong, strong, a natural born leader, bossy, funny, and I can tend to act conceited regarding academic matters and very demented at times when I am mad. Hehe<br />
Weapon: A glossy metallic black Japenese style Inuyasha sword made with the remains of a fallen star. Has a sapphire encrusted guard. Other powers include the power to manipulate meteors, throw fireballs with a meteor core for an extra punch, travel through deep space, control space ships and bend people to my will.<br />
Other: I have taken Taekwondo, singing and karate lessons for the past five years. I am a black belt. I am also Queen of xTerra (a planet in deep deep deep deep deep space that I discovered while riding through space) and I love music. I usually dress all punk. but I do love colors.</p>
<p>Name:Hermione<br />
Age:14 and 3/4<br />
Description:Blue hair and eyes. A ‘lucky’ charm bracelet. Short-shorts. Shoeless. Purple t-shirt tied in knots that my mum used to wear (you know, show your tummy?? Ask your mum/dad/caregiver)<br />
Weapons:Water bottle (to drown) Charm bracelet(to poke eyes out)Freakishly long finger nails(to make victim bleed to death) Freakishly long hair(to strangle)</p>
<p>Name: Star<br />
Age: 12<br />
Description: Shoulder length wavy hair. It’s sort of a mixture between blond and brown. Dark green eyes, and tan-ish skin. Blue Nike shirt and inky black athletic shorts. Silver heart locket on blue string around my neck. No shoes, usually.<br />
Weapon: Short dagger with emeralds on the hilt. In emergencies, I use a black recurve bow. <img alt=")" src="http://artemisfowl.fangathering.com/fanfiction/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" /></p>
<p><strong>So there you all are. Regrettably, I must leave to go to the movies, so I will continue when I return. I bid you good-bye. <img src='http://artemisfowl.fangathering.com/fanfiction/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </strong></p>
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		<title>urgently needing peeps!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Jul 2010 12:29:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>shadowsnake451</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Hi! So, after losing LAFB access (sob) I have decided to branch outa little on my writing and come to this conclusion- playscript! I plan to write an ATOBAR-esque fic, two or three chapters,  and I need people to be in it. It&#8217;s first come, first served I&#8217;m afraid, and I only need atmost five people [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hi! So, after losing LAFB access (sob) I have decided to branch outa little on my writing and come to this conclusion- playscript! I plan to write an ATOBAR-esque fic, two or three chapters,  and I need people to be in it. It&#8217;s first come, first served I&#8217;m afraid, and I only need atmost five people to post on this announcement regarding this story. However, fear not- even if you don&#8217;t get picked this time, or miss your chance, still write in- it saves me posting a similar announcement in the future, and I already have slight ideas as to which other stories require your services. Basic descriptions, please- hair, eyes, personality, weapon, pets, catchphrases AND NO MORE UNLESS SERIOUSLY DEEMED RELEVANT!</p>
<p> Yoshi, Silversong, Ally Kat and me already star- if that&#8217;s okay with you guys- so they have no need to post a description.</p>
<p>Please hurry. Time is of the essence- probably. It usually is with me.</p>
<p>                                                                                 -Shadow xxx <img src='http://artemisfowl.fangathering.com/fanfiction/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />
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		<title>Why?!?!?!?!?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jul 2010 22:16:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ann</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Announcements</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Um, guys? I regret to inform you that there is bad news. I found this article on the internet and&#8230;. THE ARTEMIS FOWL SERIES WILL GO ON NO LONGER!!! It&#8217;s true. The dear characters will always be in our hearts, I suppose&#8230;. Click here to find out how I found this out&#8230; unless you&#8217;re too lazy [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Um, guys? I regret to inform you that there is bad news. I found this article on the internet and&#8230;. THE ARTEMIS FOWL SERIES WILL GO ON NO LONGER!!! It&#8217;s true. The dear characters will always be in our hearts, I suppose&#8230;. Click <a title="Eoin Colfer to bid farewell to Artemis Fowl" href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/2010/jul/26/eoin-colfer-finish-artemis-fowl?utm_source=twitterfeed&amp;utm_medium=twitter">here</a> to find out how I found this out&#8230; unless you&#8217;re too lazy and just wanna take my word for it&#8230;.</p>
<p>Ha ha! I kind chuckle reading over the paragraph above because it&#8217;s so dramatic. I&#8217;m not usually so dramatic. But then again, I&#8217;m a hormonal teenager. But seriously, though, I&#8217;m sad that this has happened. If you already know, tell me why!</p>
<p>Farewell for now!
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		<title>I Now Pronounce You&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Jul 2010 07:21:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>FowlStar</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Chapter One
February 20th, 2010
Jaipur Restaurant
Dublin, Ireland
5:30 pm
She was dumb founded. Astonished. Totally blacked out. Artemis Fowl. Her Artemis, kneeling down, a small black velvet case open in his hands. A large oval diamond, surrounded by little heart shaped diamonds with a creamy gold band resting inside. He looked so handsome. A crisp freshly ironed white [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Chapter One</strong></p>
<p><strong>February 20th, 2010<br />
Jaipur Restaurant<br />
Dublin, Ireland<br />
5:30 pm</strong></p>
<p>She was dumb founded. Astonished. Totally blacked out. Artemis Fowl. Her Artemis, kneeling down, a small black velvet case open in his hands. A large oval diamond, surrounded by little heart shaped diamonds with a creamy gold band resting inside. He looked so handsome. A crisp freshly ironed white silk shirt and khaki trousers. Those once so cold blue eyes staring at her, filled with such tenderness and longing. The elegant restaurant, the lamps just a dimly shade of soft gold light perched on every table. The fine white cloth of the table and the metallic click of silverware. He was proposing. </p>
<p>&#8220;My dear Minerva, will you marry me?&#8221; he said. So warmly, so endearingly.</p>
<p>She felt herself freeze in shock, this was so unexpected. So&#8230;wonderful. She felt ready, certain. So certain at that very moment that this person-Artemis Fowl-would be the person she wants to spend her life with.</p>
<p>With a rush of confidence, longing, and certainty; she, forever bounding two souls, proclaimed her love for him and said </p>
<p>&#8220;Yes! Oh Arty! My Arty forever&#8230; My Arty&#8221;. </p>
<p>Her beautiful eyes twinkled with triumph and at the fact that she had captured Artemis Fowl&#8217;s heart. His eyes twinkled, he felt so happy. So overjoyed. Minerva. Minnie. His forever.</p>
<p>In that one moment, they were both winning. Winning the game that is called Life. They had found someone. And they were happy.</p>
<p>He deftly slid the ring on her petite finger. Artemis stood up and moved in to hug her. She hugged him so fiercely. Then they sat back on the table, ignoring the food and wine, preferring instead to just gaze at one another warmly.</p>
<p>They had been together for three years. Now both twenty-one, they were getting married.</p>
<p>Artemis then said &#8220;Minnie, are you ready to leave? I wonder how we shall break the news to our families. When shall we do it? And I trust that all the wedding plans will have to be worked out.&#8221; </p>
<p>Minerva sighed and rolled her eyes. &#8220;Artemis, we just got engaged. Really? But yes, I am ready to leave and I do think that we should announce the news to our families at once, and together.&#8221;. Artemis nods.</p>
<p>&#8220;Yes, I do think we shall have to do it together. It gives everyone a good chance to get to know one another and all. Together. Where though? At the Manor maybe? You&#8217;re already here for a stay, why not invite the rest of your family?&#8221;.</p>
<p>&#8220;Hmm, yes. At the Manor would be best. We shall invite them at once. Shall we do it within the week?&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Yes, as soon as possible. How about on the twenty-fifth?&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Sounds like a plan. Let&#8217;s keep it a surprise though. I don&#8217;t want anyone to know anything until everyone is together.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Agreed. I think we have some calls to make. Let&#8217;s get to work.&#8221;</p>
<p>With that, the happy couple leaves and makes preparations for the big announcement in just five days.</p>
<p>♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥<br />
Author&#8217;s Note:<br />
Hello peoples. This creation is the product of my emotions. I was really mad and sad to put it bluntly, so I decided to write some. Writing always cheers me up. In this case&#8230;it didn&#8217;t. Sigh.
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		<title>Artemis Fowl saves the rap battle</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Jul 2010 04:17:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Wowthatsgenius</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Artemis looked at the scrren, scrolling down the page.
&#8220;What&#8217;s up Artemis?&#8221;
Holly walked into the dimly lit room, pulling a chair up aside him.
&#8220;One of my advid fans has just started a rap battle about me&#8230; but now, shes gone. Just, dissapeared. I&#8217;m studying the rap battle for anyclues about her where-abouts&#8221;
&#8220;Theres one problem with that [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Artemis looked at the scrren, scrolling down the page.</p>
<p>&#8220;What&#8217;s up Artemis?&#8221;</p>
<p>Holly walked into the dimly lit room, pulling a chair up aside him.</p>
<p>&#8220;One of my advid fans has just started a rap battle about me&#8230; but now, shes gone. Just, dissapeared. I&#8217;m studying the rap battle for anyclues about her where-abouts&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Theres one problem with that Artemis&#8230;&#8221; Holly began &#8220;The story might get shut down from all its spam&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;But how can we find this WTG if the story gets removed!?!&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Well, lets read this rap battle&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Okay&#8230;&#8221; Artemis began &#8220;I&#8217;ll bring up the page&#8221;</p>
<p>The following rap battle actually happened a few months ago. It involves epic raps, spam, and awesomeness. We are warning you for the sake you might be too amazed to function.</p>
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<li><a href="http://welcome2forever.deviantart.com/" rel="external nofollow">Artificial Asian</a> Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-56111">January 15th, 2010 at 5:49 am</a></p>
<p>Double A? Wow, nobody’s called me that in a long time! I know, teh remix is so awesome. It was the best one I found.</p>
<p>Artemis Fowl vs Opal Koboi rap battle… I have a feeling that’s going to go down in history.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1890933/The_Weird_Shipper#" rel="external nofollow">The Weird Shipper</a> Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-56112">January 15th, 2010 at 5:49 am</a>Yo, can’t wait,<br />
And I’ll be a’stayin’ up late<br />
To read this fic,<br />
S’epic ona stick,<br />
And don’t be mistakin’,<br />
O’, miscalculating’,<br />
I’m gettin’ into the fightin’ spirit,<br />
And rappin’ down to it it,<br />
My money’s on the pixie,<br />
Darn shame she’s a floosy*,<br />
So, write it up quick,<br />
So I can freaking sleep.</p>
<p>* You read right. It’s kinda rappish, and it totally rhymes.</li>
<li><a href="http://welcome2forever.deviantart.com/" rel="external nofollow">Artificial Asian</a> Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-56113">January 15th, 2010 at 6:04 am</a>Check it<br />
Che-check it<br />
She’s gonna write the rap fight<br />
And go down in history<br />
I think it just might<br />
TWS, I’m challengin’ you<br />
If it’s not too much spam<br />
Let’s do our own battle, foo’<br />
Or if it’s too much<br />
And ya can’t take the spam<br />
WTG, will you pick up the beat I drop, ma’am?</li>
<li><a href="http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1890933/The_Weird_Shipper#" rel="external nofollow">The Weird Shipper</a> Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-56114">January 15th, 2010 at 6:14 am</a>Look at these beats,<br />
A’flyin’ from my face,<br />
Honey, poetry’s my niche,<br />
And dissin’ is my skill,<br />
If you think you can take it,<br />
Try to swallow the pill,<br />
Spam is the thing,<br />
To which I sing,<br />
So, if you’re smart, you can back out now,<br />
Or, I’ll take mercy, and not completely throw you down.<br />
And, sorry WTG,<br />
If this somethin’s poit you just can’t see,<br />
But the rhymes are made,<br />
And /I’m/ made in the shade,<br />
So, if you’ll give the okay,<br />
Then bring it, baybay <img alt=";)" src="http://artemisfowl.fangathering.com/fanfiction/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif" /></li>
<li>WTG Skillet Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-56115">January 15th, 2010 at 6:16 am</a>Hmm well lets see?<br />
you left it to me…<br />
We’ll I had a hard life growing up sea to sea<br />
but artemis fowl that guys a f-ing hero to me.<br />
we all have that dream to be the next Holly.<br />
You concerned? you just earned the respect to listen to me… TEE-HEE</p>
<p>They call me WTG Skillet for a reason Im yall homefry<br />
and if you dont like Artry-mus, baby you dont fly<br />
-thats all i got</li>
<li><a href="http://www.axipe.com/2010/01/looking-like-a-fool-with-your-pants/" rel="external nofollow">Looking Like A Fool With Your Pants | AXI</a> Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-56116">January 15th, 2010 at 6:18 am</a>[…] Artemis Fowl FanFiction » Blog Archive » Artemis Fowl RAPS?! “Pants on da ground… Pants on the ground… Looking like a fool with your pants on the ground. Gold on ya teeth, hat turned sideways. Think ya look like a cool cat but your a fool, with your pants on the ground. Pants on the ground,… Looking Like A Fool With Your Pants – on Twingly […]</li>
<li><a href="http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1890933/The_Weird_Shipper#" rel="external nofollow">The Weird Shipper</a> Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-56117">January 15th, 2010 at 6:19 am</a>I gotta say ‘Sorry’,<br />
But I’m nobody’s Holly,<br />
This chick’s too fly,<br />
To stand by some /guy/,<br />
She’s got her eyes on a diffrerent prize,<br />
Looking into mi bonita’s eyes,<br />
And, of Arty?<br />
I guess I’m a fan,<br />
But, hey, maybe that’s part of his next evil plan . . .</li>
<li><a href="http://welcome2forever.deviantart.com/" rel="external nofollow">Artificial Asian</a> Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-56119">January 15th, 2010 at 6:42 am</a>Step aside ladies<br />
I’m throwin it down<br />
Compared to my rhymes<br />
That Arty’s a clown<br />
There’s only one in the L, E to the P<br />
Who can spit it out good enough<br />
To attract me<br />
WTG you keep your Arty<br />
TWS keep whoever who’ll help<br />
But I’ve never told a soul<br />
I’d rather be with Trouble Kelp</li>
<li><a href="http://www.addictinggames.com/theimpossiblequiz.html" rel="external nofollow">Yoshi</a> Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-56135">January 15th, 2010 at 9:10 pm</a>*tries to rap and ends up killing self*</p>
<p>I don’t like rap and I can’t rap. <img alt="" src="http://artemisfowl.fangathering.com/fanfiction/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_cry.gif" /></p>
<p>I liked Holly’s rap, though, it was funny.</p>
<p>~Yoshi</p>
<p>P.S. Lookin’ like a FOOL witcha pants on the ground! XD</li>
<li><a href="http://welcome2forever.deviantart.com/" rel="external nofollow">Artificial Asian</a> Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-56139">January 15th, 2010 at 9:25 pm</a>Lol, she was no longer a “homedawg”? XD Nice.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1890933/The_Weird_Shipper#" rel="external nofollow">The Weird Shipper</a> Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-56142">January 15th, 2010 at 9:51 pm</a>Honey, you talk bigger than Arty’s head,<br />
And, I gotta say, yo in a mess’a&#8217;trouble instead.<br />
And, I ain’t talking ’bout Kelp, oh no,<br />
I’m talking about this rap-masta, yo,<br />
I gotta say WTG, that yo rap was a’lackin’ in rhyme,<br />
But, when I started reading, it was laughta time,<br />
I liked Holly telling Opal what’s what,<br />
Though, the giant paragraphs were a huge pain in the butt.</li>
<li>abracadabra Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-56148">January 15th, 2010 at 10:19 pm</a>MY PUNCTUATIONS<br />
AN ABOMINATION<br />
MY SPELLINGS BAD TOO<br />
BUT WHEN IT COMES DOWN TOO RAP BATTLES<br />
I RAP BETTER THEN YOU:)</li>
<li><a href="http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1890933/The_Weird_Shipper#" rel="external nofollow">The Weird Shipper</a> Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-56151">January 15th, 2010 at 10:36 pm</a>I got the rhythem in my blood,<br />
And <a href="mailto:bad@$$-ery">bad@$$-ery</a> runs through my veins,<br />
So if you think you can take it,<br />
Join in our rappin’ game <img alt=";)" src="http://artemisfowl.fangathering.com/fanfiction/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif" /></li>
<li>iwa the Chris Tormentor Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-56162">January 15th, 2010 at 11:51 pm</a>HAhhhh! XDXDXD</li>
<li><a href="http://welcome2forever.deviantart.com/" rel="external nofollow">Artificial Asian</a> Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-56164">January 16th, 2010 at 12:08 am</a>Abracadabra<br />
You’re spittin’ lies<br />
Your attempts at rappin’<br />
Burned my eyes<br />
Don’t enter a battle<br />
That you can’t win<br />
Lemme play yo rap a eulogy<br />
On da violin<br />
Les go.</li>
<li>WTG Skillet Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-56165">January 16th, 2010 at 12:15 am</a>AYE! Its WTG Skillet and Im back<br />
everything is alittle wack<br />
I just lost 200 Dollars in my wallet<br />
I was gonna donate it to the Save Haiti project<br />
Yall play Violin?<br />
I use to play trombone<br />
except it sounded like a dieing horse so ya know…</li>
<li>abracadabra Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-56169">January 16th, 2010 at 1:20 am</a>I’LL JOIN THE BATTLE<br />
BUT I BET YOU’LL CRY<br />
YOU SMELL LIKE A CATTLE<br />
AND IT AIN’T NO LIE<br />
IF YOU THINK YOU CAN BEAT ME<br />
YOU’D BETTER BEWARE<br />
I COULD BEAT HOLLY<br />
I’LL GIVE YOU A SCARE <img alt=")" src="http://artemisfowl.fangathering.com/fanfiction/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" /></li>
<li>chelly Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-56170">January 16th, 2010 at 2:22 am</a>rap battle</li>
<li>hiholly Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-56172">January 16th, 2010 at 2:54 am</a>I’m in wit the rap battle stuff. That would be super crazy and hilarious.</li>
<li>Hermione Fowl Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-56177">January 16th, 2010 at 4:27 am</a>I’m listning to the din<br />
You want me to join in?<br />
But I’m warning you now<br />
When it comes to rapping<br />
You don’t know how<br />
Abra your crazy<br />
Your mind’ll go hazy<br />
When I make ya’ll<br />
Tumble and fall<br />
Battery, my dear<br />
Read this and fear<br />
My rapping talents<br />
That’ll put you off balance<br />
TWS<br />
Let’s take a guess<br />
Your a beginner<br />
And your talents are thinner<br />
Then a piece of paper.</li>
<li><a href="http://welcome2forever.deviantart.com/" rel="external nofollow">Artificial Asian</a> Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-56178">January 16th, 2010 at 4:39 am</a>Hermione Fowl<br />
Put your money with your mouth<br />
You’re braggin and baggin<br />
But so far you’re laggin<br />
Don’t talk so big when you’re new to the biz<br />
And don’t rag on me, you know who this is</li>
<li>WTG Skillet Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-56179">January 16th, 2010 at 4:46 am</a>You call yourself a rapper?<br />
Yall beat is falling flatter.<br />
I got a ryme…<br />
And my wide rimmed hat is phatter<br />
They call me WTG<br />
They call me crazy<br />
But this beat is loosing rythe so let me drop you a new beat.<br />
This battle would never hit the ground<br />
If the idea wasn’t found.<br />
I aint lying…<br />
I hate dissing<br />
But please, Arty is mine not lost and found.<br />
I’m the next Holly short.<br />
Us girls are really tight.<br />
We be talking about Arty like every night<br />
Our favorite momment is Book 6 page 138<br />
And if your a A/H Shippa<br />
you’ll know thats great<br />
so what if Martha Stewart is my sister?<br />
and Slim Shady is a brother from another mister.<br />
Im writing this ryme<br />
Like a Tara files draft.<br />
I work on it all night<br />
I AINT GOING BACK<br />
And the result isn’t my plight<br />
I’ll fight till I win<br />
This battle someday<br />
Even if it ends on the day I leave for colledge<br />
Which, is actually, a long time away<br />
This is for real<br />
this is the deal<br />
please remember<br />
let da rap stick<br />
cause honey<br />
listen<br />
this is epic</li>
<li>WTG Skillet Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-56180">January 16th, 2010 at 4:50 am</a>Oh by the way<br />
I found my 200 dollars so…<br />
I’ll be able to donate it the next day<br />
and save some lifes<br />
Ya know</li>
<li>Hermione Fowl Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-56188">January 16th, 2010 at 6:49 am</a>I’m not suprised<br />
That your trying to beat me<br />
With your dirty lies<br />
Cause your not that good<br />
And under that hood<br />
Is just a child<br />
And in my books<br />
Your filed<br />
As rapper kin<br />
But you’ll soon be going<br />
Down into the bin.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.absoluteanime.com/bleach/toushiro.htm" rel="external nofollow">hitsugayatoushiro</a> Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-56199">January 16th, 2010 at 12:09 pm</a>LOl!<br />
The lyrics made me roll around holding ma side.<br />
Poor Opal….getting beat by Holly.<br />
WAs Holly sticking up for Arty? I smell love!</li>
<li>shadowsnake451 Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-56211">January 16th, 2010 at 3:50 pm</a>HA HA HA!!! why would I flare this? I go for option B. This is amazing!!!</li>
<li><a href="http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1890933/The_Weird_Shipper#" rel="external nofollow">The Weird Shipper</a> Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-56227">January 16th, 2010 at 6:04 pm</a>Sorry I’m late,<br />
But I’d never hesiatate,<br />
To tell y’all that she lies,<br />
I ain’t no begginna,<br />
Puh-lease b*tch,<br />
I’m practically a sista,<br />
And hurt me?<br />
No, nobody tries,<br />
‘Cause everyone who does, dies,<br />
TWS in the house!!<br />
Sorry, I missed a couple hours,<br />
But honestly, this was gettin’ a little tired,<br />
So, to finished it off,<br />
Boys a’ jerks, and yo’ Arty’s no special,<br />
He lied to Holly, and no doubt she cursed ‘im to hell,<br />
And, finally,I gotta say,<br />
That I could kick yo @$$es anyday.</li>
<li>WTG Skillet Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-56234">January 16th, 2010 at 8:46 pm</a>Woah dang?<br />
ya’ll usage of slang<br />
Its off the wall TWS<br />
what word yall saying?<br />
Im about to see Lovely Bones<br />
was gonna see sherlock holmes<br />
but Lovely Bones a good book<br />
so Im gonna take a look<br />
Im really upset<br />
cause Im started to fret<br />
Lady Gaga passed out at her concert<br />
the thought of it really does hurt<br />
Im her biggest fan<br />
right next to Arty man…<br />
I love them both so much<br />
Its breaking my hearty<br />
This rap battles getting intense<br />
the words I use gettin more immense<br />
Im trying to decifer<br />
how much I were<br />
going to be dissed<br />
If I just quit<br />
but I don’t do that shit<br />
this is our battle yo<br />
this legit<br />
No wonder they call may<br />
WTG Skillet</li>
<li>WTG Skillet Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-56235">January 16th, 2010 at 8:53 pm</a>I may like Arty<br />
but my real heros Holly<br />
with her Neautrino<br />
she turns the 7th kraken<br />
into fried calamari<br />
cause Arty needs to know<br />
he shouldn’t like a ho<br />
like that frenchie Minerva<br />
I hate her alot ya<br />
Holly is a rescon officer<br />
and if she had the chance<br />
yall would see<br />
she would kick minervas @$$<br />
if “detruction could not be her legacy”<br />
Holly knows that her mommy<br />
who worked in the sea<br />
would not like that at all<br />
cause then her legacy would fall<br />
Holly now carries the torch<br />
and her internal flame shall scorch<br />
as long as shes with that fool arty<br />
that know-it-all smartie<br />
the cheese for her mac<br />
so double A, if yall listening<br />
please holla back!</li>
<li><a href="http://welcome2forever.deviantart.com/" rel="external nofollow">Artificial Asian</a> Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-56236">January 16th, 2010 at 9:27 pm</a>I hear my name<br />
And I come runnin’<br />
And I find a girl who thinks she’s cunnin’<br />
Language, Skillet<br />
Watch it, dear<br />
We got some sensitive people here<br />
And now to business<br />
The game’s afoot<br />
Don’t take Sherlock Holmes to figure your rap’s soot<br />
You call it on fire<br />
But you’re a liar<br />
Same as everyone else who beatin’ me desires</li>
<li>WTG Skillet Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-56246">January 17th, 2010 at 12:19 am</a>this rap battle is sweet</li>
<li>WTG Skillet Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-56247">January 17th, 2010 at 12:21 am</a>too bad I can’t really rap XD</li>
<li><a href="http://welcome2forever.deviantart.com/" rel="external nofollow">Artificial Asian</a> Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-56248">January 17th, 2010 at 12:24 am</a>If we could, we should take this to YouTube. But I’m afraid none of us could actually rap as well as we write… heheheh XD<br />
That and I’m not even supposed to be on this site, let alone one with a video of myself…</li>
<li>WTG Skillet Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-56249">January 17th, 2010 at 12:46 am</a>same here…. except my sister likes my writing so sometimes I let her read my stories. This is probably gonna be the reason someday we’ll all be well known novelist’s</li>
<li>Hermione Fowl Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-56255">January 17th, 2010 at 5:50 am</a>I thunk ya’ll<br />
Need to be taught<br />
How to rap<br />
‘Bout Holly Short<br />
Her hair is red<br />
And she’s back from the dead<br />
Thanks to Artemis Fowl<br />
(Though in my opinion he’s a bit of a cow)<br />
But he’s the one she desires<br />
One who all admire<br />
Look at my rap!<br />
I’m on fire!</li>
<li>bookwormchick Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-56256">January 17th, 2010 at 5:53 am</a>Now I don’t really knoe how to rap,<br />
but i wanted to join the fun like some kinda sap.<br />
and I would like to say- rap battle would be so epic!<br />
the vibes from the computer would be electric.<br />
Now Arty he is my homeboy,<br />
and i don’t want to annoy.<br />
but I love gettin into Trouble,<br />
Cus when i read about him my heart took a tumble.<br />
Holly shes a cool cat, my personalo idol,<br />
I think she and Root should have a reunital.<br />
Now Opal she should die cus’ she got no flair,<br />
And then Arty and Holly wouldn’t have a care.<br />
That’s all I’ve got to say, you’ve heard my stance.<br />
I hope i didn’t step on any feet, in this crazy rap dance.<br />
I loved the fic. cool beans, I’ve gotta say,<br />
Now update sista right away! <img alt="D" src="http://artemisfowl.fangathering.com/fanfiction/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" /></li>
<li>WTG Skillet Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-56266">January 17th, 2010 at 8:36 am</a>I’ll do that<br />
thought I’ll remind you for me<br />
it be two in the morning<br />
so if my spellings all slurred<br />
just giving a warning</li>
<li><a href="http://welcome2forever.deviantart.com/" rel="external nofollow">Artificial Asian</a> Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-56269">January 17th, 2010 at 9:51 am</a>Owned? Owned?! It’s pwned!!! Hah, kidding though…<br />
This is so funny in a parody-ish way… heehee. Opal Koboi does not get owned! XD</li>
<li><a href="http://www.freewebs.com/cheezylol" rel="external nofollow">ArtiHoli180</a> Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-56290">January 17th, 2010 at 9:12 pm</a>Ahhhhh! the comment snatcher strikes again! I’ll try this again…..</p>
<p>I think I’ll join yo rap game, honey,<br />
Cuz yo lyrics lookin’ funny,<br />
Yall think you could beat me, foo?<br />
Well, I’d back off if I was you,<br />
Holly Short, she’s mah home girl,<br />
Opal’s singin’ makes you hurl,<br />
Arty’s rappin’s not the best,<br />
But, I mean, he passed mah test,<br />
I’ve got my group uh’ homies yall,<br />
Got yo faces to the wall,<br />
Can you hear me, loud ‘n clear?<br />
Well, listen up, cuz Dexta’s here.</p>
<p>Word.</li>
<li>abracadabra Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-56387">January 18th, 2010 at 8:43 pm</a>well i could beat you all<br />
with my hands behind my back<br />
i’m a better rapper<br />
then holly thats a fact<br />
you know you can’t beat me<br />
you’d better beware<br />
I could rap a song<br />
in my underwear<br />
hermione fowl i know who you are<br />
i know all your secrets<br />
from near and far<br />
if you think yall can beat me<br />
you’ve got to be jokin<br />
because abracadabra<br />
is totaly smokin</li>
<li>star7 Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-56392">January 18th, 2010 at 8:55 pm</a>That was H-I-L-A-R-I-O-U-S!!!! <img alt="D" src="http://artemisfowl.fangathering.com/fanfiction/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" /> <img alt=";)" src="http://artemisfowl.fangathering.com/fanfiction/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif" /> <img alt="D" src="http://artemisfowl.fangathering.com/fanfiction/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" /></p>
<p>Pretty please continue. Or, as Hermione Fowl says, FEAR MY WRATH! <img alt="D" src="http://artemisfowl.fangathering.com/fanfiction/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" /></p>
<p>I didn’t see many mistakes, by the way. <img alt=";)" src="http://artemisfowl.fangathering.com/fanfiction/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif" /> Excellent job. You have become quite good.</li>
<li>Hermione Fowl Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-56413">January 18th, 2010 at 9:55 pm</a>Abra, you’re crazy<br />
You don’t have a chance<br />
Your mind is hazy and<br />
In a trance<br />
If you had any brains<br />
You’d stay away<br />
You know there’s no point<br />
In joining the fray<br />
Your not even a threat<br />
On fanfic.net</li>
<li>Artylover41697 Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-56444">January 19th, 2010 at 4:01 am</a>HAHA!!! So funny! Artys got rhymes! Who knew? And, he must’ve had an AWESOME birthday party! P.s. I love tik tok! that was prety good!</li>
<li>abracadabra Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-56480">January 19th, 2010 at 8:58 pm</a>hermoine fowl<br />
you are a cow<br />
you know I aint crazy<br />
and my minds not hazy<br />
as I said before<br />
secrets galore<br />
I could out rap you<br />
any day of the week<br />
so you better watch out<br />
or I might just shout<br />
that you just like trouble<br />
thats right she likes kelp!</li>
<li>WTG Skillet Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-56485">January 19th, 2010 at 11:19 pm</a>Listen Abra<br />
Trubbs a fine man<br />
I think you just fell<br />
into my master plan<br />
I rap like theres no tommorow<br />
dont worry I got no sorrow<br />
I do worry for you Abra cause well get another come back by tommorow<br />
I promise to update<br />
as soon as you don’t hate<br />
chill out my lil rappers<br />
dont stay up late for my update<br />
They call my self crazy<br />
But I don’t see that in me<br />
Baby, Im not crazy<br />
Im WTG</li>
<li><a href="http://welcome2forever.deviantart.com/" rel="external nofollow">Artificial Asian</a> Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-56489">January 20th, 2010 at 12:05 am</a>WTG, WTF was that?<br />
The rhyme and rhythm<br />
Was mixed and flat<br />
You tellin’ people how to rap?<br />
Well, that fits, here’s my speech<br />
They say that those who can’t do should teach!</li>
<li>WTG Skillet Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-56493">January 20th, 2010 at 1:26 am</a>did you read the update</li>
<li>star7 Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-56499">January 20th, 2010 at 2:14 am</a>Yep. <img alt="" src="http://artemisfowl.fangathering.com/fanfiction/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_lol.gif" /></li>
<li><a href="http://welcome2forever.deviantart.com/" rel="external nofollow">Artificial Asian</a> Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-56503">January 20th, 2010 at 4:27 am</a>Yeah, sorry. I didn’t see it earlier XD *slaps self*<br />
It’s funny, as usual.</li>
<li>WTG Skillet Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-56504">January 20th, 2010 at 5:11 am</a>I also wrote somthing alittle serious, cause I wanted to see If ive completely lost it or not XD</li>
<li>abracadabra Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-56541">January 20th, 2010 at 9:27 pm</a>you haven’t lost it<br />
your just mad<br />
troubles the nickname<br />
of a boy in my class</li>
<li>Hermione Fowl Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-56598">January 21st, 2010 at 8:26 pm</a>You call that a rap?<br />
I say your mind is taking a nap<br />
Your puncuation’s<br />
An abomination<br />
You rhyme as bad<br />
As my dad<br />
Your rapping’s dead<br />
So quit while I’m ahead.</li>
<li>shadowsnake451 Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-56644">January 22nd, 2010 at 2:35 pm</a>they is going to make the lovely bones into a movie.</li>
<li>abracadabra Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-56752">January 24th, 2010 at 4:17 am</a>i couldn’t rhyme<br />
as bad as your dad<br />
even if i tried<br />
i recken if he hadn’t wrote a poem<br />
artemis wouldn’t have died<br />
hermoine fowl<br />
isn’t a friend<br />
we should all call her foe<br />
if i could i really should<br />
chop off all her toes</li>
<li>abracadabra Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-56771">January 24th, 2010 at 9:53 pm</a>no-one else has rapped<br />
maybe I have won<br />
maybe i’m the best rapper<br />
to walk on the sun<br />
do you all give up<br />
cos you know i’m the best<br />
oh yes i am better<br />
then all the rest…</li>
<li>star7 Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-56780">January 24th, 2010 at 10:18 pm</a>Hey, I thought I couldn’t rap<br />
But look at me<br />
I’m gonna make you all<br />
Become history!</p>
<p>Ya, sorry. That’s all I’ve got so far. <img alt="" src="http://artemisfowl.fangathering.com/fanfiction/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_lol.gif" /></li>
<li>abracadabra Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-56843">January 27th, 2010 at 12:28 am</a>that was a short rap<br />
you were right about one thing<br />
but i could beat you all<br />
and isn’t that something<br />
tws and hermoine fowl<br />
do you guys give up wow oh wow!<br />
maybe i’m a spaceman<br />
or maybe i’m not<br />
but you know you can’t deny it…<br />
i’m smokin hot!!</li>
<li>Wowthatsgenius Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-56847">January 27th, 2010 at 3:48 am</a>*sniffles* this is the result of me getting over a weird flu thing? IM SO PROUD!</li>
<li>abracadabra Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-56876">January 28th, 2010 at 2:01 am</a>who are you proud of<br />
it must be me<br />
cos i’m the hottest rapper<br />
you’ll ever see<br />
if you think not<br />
your minds gone hazy<br />
its either that<br />
or you goin crazy<br />
its such a hot day<br />
that you can’t deny it<br />
i’m winnin the rap battle<br />
so don’t even try it</li>
<li>Hermione Fowl Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-57092">January 31st, 2010 at 6:07 am</a>I haven’t run away<br />
I was on holiday<br />
You haven’t won<br />
You’re far from it<br />
This battle’s nearly done<br />
If I were you I’d quit</li>
<li><a href="http://http/artemisfowl.fangathering.com/fanfiction" rel="external nofollow">Tori</a> Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-57121">January 31st, 2010 at 6:14 pm</a>Can people stop thinking of rap one seconded and think about how good that rymed. Even thougt rap has to ryme I think that that was really good work. I hope you will make a chapter 5 even a chapter 6 even a 7 would be great. <img alt=")" src="http://artemisfowl.fangathering.com/fanfiction/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" /> <img alt=")" src="http://artemisfowl.fangathering.com/fanfiction/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" /> <img alt=")" src="http://artemisfowl.fangathering.com/fanfiction/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" /> <img alt=")" src="http://artemisfowl.fangathering.com/fanfiction/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" /> <img alt=")" src="http://artemisfowl.fangathering.com/fanfiction/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" /></li>
<li>abracadabra Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-57139">January 31st, 2010 at 9:49 pm</a>i ain’t quitten<br />
you know i wouln’t try<br />
if your not careful<br />
i might make you cry<br />
i know you think you’ve won<br />
but your not even tryin<br />
i’ve walked on the sun<br />
and i didn’t start cryin<br />
word!</li>
<li>Hermione Fowl Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-57145">February 1st, 2010 at 12:10 am</a>Your lyin’<br />
You’ll end up cryin’<br />
‘Cause I’m the best<br />
In this rapping quest<br />
TWS why aren’t you here?<br />
I say your cowering in fear<br />
Make room for Abra<br />
She’ll soon be there</li>
<li>abracadabra Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-57186">February 1st, 2010 at 10:21 pm</a>thankyou hemoine<br />
you are a true friend<br />
so i hate to say this<br />
but i’ll kick your rear end</li>
<li>Hermione Fowl Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-57206">February 2nd, 2010 at 4:06 am</a>You spelt my name wrong<br />
You crazy old fool<br />
And your lying<br />
Made me drool<br />
Why are you thanking me?<br />
Is it this invite to lose?<br />
My rapping shall sting you<br />
Like a wasp or a bee.</li>
<li>abracadabra Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-57210">February 2nd, 2010 at 8:20 am</a>well you suck at rapping<br />
and you know I ain’t lieing<br />
just like a fairy<br />
you’ll soon be flyin<br />
and when you lose<br />
don’t come a cryin<br />
cos i know you know<br />
that you’ll be a whineing</p>
<p>word</li>
<li>Hermione Fowl Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-57240">February 3rd, 2010 at 5:18 am</a>I’M a bad rapper?<br />
You’ve got to be kidding<br />
Please Abracadabra<br />
You know everyone’s bidding<br />
On Hermione Fowl<br />
They’ll all shout<br />
Oh wow!<br />
When I thrash you<br />
You know it’s true.</li>
<li>abracadabra Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-57348">February 5th, 2010 at 8:44 am</a>you thrash me?<br />
that made me laugh<br />
you couldn’t thrash me<br />
in the bath<br />
if i were a king<br />
and you were a queen<br />
i would behead you<br />
and yes i am keen<br />
you did a bunk<br />
and didn’t go to my house<br />
hermoine fowl<br />
you are a LOUSE:(</li>
<li>Hermione Fowl Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-57405">February 6th, 2010 at 7:33 am</a>I didn’t come ’round<br />
‘Cause I’m cooler then you<br />
I am on top of the rappers mound<br />
Your at the end<br />
You loser, you fool<br />
Go round the bend<br />
Join the uncool<br />
I’m here to win<br />
You’re shouldn’t be here at all<br />
You’ll be in the bin<br />
And take a great fall.</li>
<li>abracadabra Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-57427">February 6th, 2010 at 7:42 pm</a>i don’t wanna play<br />
with you anymore<br />
your not my freind<br />
your just a snore<br />
:(</li>
<li>Hermione Fowl Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-57433">February 6th, 2010 at 9:49 pm</a>Does this mean your leaving?<br />
Hip hip hooray!<br />
I’ve won the game<br />
You refuse to stay<br />
Victory<br />
Belongs to me<br />
I’ll call you soon<br />
I’m just over the moon! =)</li>
<li><a href="http://artificial-asian.deviantart.com/" rel="external nofollow">Artificial Asian</a> Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-57436">February 6th, 2010 at 11:18 pm</a>What’s this say?<br />
You think you’ve won?<br />
Just cuz I haven’t been on<br />
Doesn’t mean I’m done!<br />
This rap is short<br />
Cuz I have no time<br />
But don’t ever think<br />
You can beat my rhyme</li>
<li>Beckett Simpletoon Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-57437">February 6th, 2010 at 11:22 pm</a>Oh my God all the comments are in ryme.<br />
How can you have the patiance to do that?</p>
<p>They say Fowl is foul,<br />
And maybe Short is short,<br />
But to make this world it takes allsorts.<br />
And one may be a criminal,<br />
Or a master mind.<br />
But deep down he’s really kinda kind.<br />
His dad’s a crook,<br />
He’s done some real big deals.<br />
And Little Arty’s tried every trick in the book.<br />
Tricked the LEP and his mother too,<br />
But this site is made because he’s loved by you!</p>
<p>Yeah, I know I suck at rap.</li>
<li>abracadabra Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-57455">February 7th, 2010 at 4:53 am</a>i said i wasn’t your friend<br />
not that i surrenderd<br />
i’ll kick you butt<br />
i’ll make it remembered<br />
hermoine fowl<br />
you are a bad rapper<br />
i’ll kick you so hard<br />
you’ll allways remember<br />
cos i’m gonna win<br />
and theres no doubt about it<br />
hermoine fowl<br />
you’ll need remedies<br />
cos when sian comes a knocken<br />
you’ll have broken knees</p>
<p>:(</li>
<li>Hermione Fowl Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-57456">February 7th, 2010 at 4:55 am</a>It wasn’t THAT bad<br />
You’re just mad<br />
But don’t try<br />
And beat me<br />
I hate making you cry<br />
Battery, you’re mad too<br />
Only difference is<br />
Everyone’s better then you<br />
Abra, where are you?<br />
I’ve called 3 times<br />
So I’m hanging out here<br />
Doing my rhymes.</li>
<li><a href="http://welcome2forever.deviantart.com/" rel="external nofollow">Artificial Asian</a> Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-57457">February 7th, 2010 at 5:13 am</a>Ohhh snap you did not just go there! XD</p>
<p>Hermione Fowl<br />
Prepare to go down<br />
You say you’re better<br />
But you rap like a clown<br />
Don’t say I’m mad<br />
Cuz I’m just better<br />
You’re the one who’s angry<br />
It shows in every letter<br />
Don’t mess with me<br />
Cuz I’m the best<br />
Don’t even dare say<br />
I’m worse than the rest<br />
Don’t hate on me<br />
Cuz I can rhyme<br />
Please don’t be jealous<br />
It’s worse than a crime<br />
I’ll leave with this<br />
You’d best remember<br />
This battery’s charged<br />
To annihilate members</p>
<p>AA out!</li>
<li>Hermione Fowl Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-57458">February 7th, 2010 at 6:30 am</a>I admit that was good<br />
But I can do better<br />
You really should<br />
Stop ’cause the place is getting wetter<br />
With the tears from you’re eyes<br />
AA don’t be suprised<br />
When I beat you<br />
And your horrible lies</li>
<li>abracadabra Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-57493">February 8th, 2010 at 4:08 am</a>Double A and Hermione<br />
you’d better beware<br />
i’ve beaten Artemis<br />
in his own lair<br />
TWS where have you gone<br />
you’ve been missing for ages<br />
so I guess it’s so long…</p>
<p>word</li>
<li>Hermione Fowl Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-57583">February 9th, 2010 at 4:29 am</a>I helped you with that<br />
But now you’re lying flat<br />
‘Cause my skills are too great<br />
It was just fate<br />
TWS why are you hidin’?<br />
Maybe you’re curled up in bed<br />
Cryin’ and cryin’<br />
‘Cause I am the best<br />
And I’ll never rest<br />
Until everyone is beaten<br />
(I’m not even eating)</li>
<li>Princess Joob Joob Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-57584">February 9th, 2010 at 5:58 am</a>I vote for AA<br />
And thats no lie<br />
she’s better than yall<br />
Ya can’t deny</p>
<p>lol sorry I felt left out I’ll stop now… but I do think AA is the best rapper… sorry everyone else…</li>
<li>Hermione Fowl Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-57592">February 9th, 2010 at 8:30 am</a>I’m on the top!<br />
And I’ll mop<br />
Ya’ll down<br />
‘Cause you’re rapping<br />
Makes me frown<br />
How dare you suggest<br />
That I’m not the best!</li>
<li>Princess Joob Joob Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-57609">February 9th, 2010 at 5:46 pm</a>Dude I never claimed I could rape I just said AA was the best. I know I can’t rap…</li>
<li>Princess Joob Joob Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-57613">February 9th, 2010 at 6:37 pm</a>OMG I mean rap! NOT rape!</li>
<li>abracadabra Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-57667">February 10th, 2010 at 6:19 am</a>yall rapped without me<br />
that musta took courage<br />
i hate to say this<br />
but i hate raw curry!</li>
<li>Hermione Fowl Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-57730">February 11th, 2010 at 6:32 am</a>I think you’ve gone mad<br />
Maybe you always had<br />
It didn’t even rhyme<br />
So maybe it’s time<br />
For you to say goodbye<br />
And it’s no lie<br />
Die Abra die!</li>
<li>abracadabra Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-57742">February 11th, 2010 at 8:01 pm</a>you know i hate curry<br />
so thats not a lie<br />
do you hate raw curry?<br />
and as for die abra die<br />
your being so childish<br />
just give up the fight<br />
cos if your not careful<br />
i might even bite!</li>
<li>Hermione Fowl Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-57769">February 12th, 2010 at 5:04 am</a>I’m the hundredth comment!<br />
WTG you better feel loved<br />
Though we’re here to torment<br />
And get above<br />
Everyone else here<br />
And look down and leer</li>
<li>abracadabra Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-57810">February 12th, 2010 at 11:55 pm</a>yo hermione fowl<br />
you’d better read this story<br />
its called one day<br />
its under 13<br />
but read it any way!!</li>
<li>Hermione Fowl Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-57812">February 13th, 2010 at 12:01 am</a>It’s really good<br />
I’d already read it<br />
But if it’s not updated<br />
I’ll have a fit! =)</li>
<li>abracadabra Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-57836">February 13th, 2010 at 6:23 am</a>hermione fowl<br />
that hardly rhymed<br />
when it comes too rapping<br />
i’ll kick your behind<br />
your rap was short<br />
and not so sweet<br />
you will soon hurt<br />
when i cut off your feet!!</p>
<p>:)</li>
<li>Hermione Fowl Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-57863">February 13th, 2010 at 9:45 pm</a>I don’t think<br />
I can come play<br />
I’m on the brink<br />
Of ending the fray<br />
But maybe<br />
Another day</li>
<li>abracadabra Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-57880">February 14th, 2010 at 3:53 am</a>thats okay<br />
its not your fault<br />
another day<br />
would be on top!</li>
<li>Hermione Fowl Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-57890">February 14th, 2010 at 5:15 am</a>I can do another smiley<br />
Though really it’s sad<br />
But I really really wish<br />
That I could do the mad! <img alt="" src="http://artemisfowl.fangathering.com/fanfiction/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_cry.gif" /></li>
<li>Hermione Fowl Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-58280">February 17th, 2010 at 4:46 am</a>Abra, where are you?<br />
‘Cause soon I’ll be goin’ away<br />
On holiday<br />
If you don’t reply<br />
I’ll be the winner<br />
On second thoughts<br />
I like that idea<br />
So you can stay there.</li>
<li>abracadabra Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-58369">February 18th, 2010 at 5:44 am</a>hey hermione<br />
you’ll never win<br />
plus i don’t care<br />
what you do with your kin<br />
i went to technology<br />
and couldn’t find you<br />
next time at 10.30<br />
i’ll be at hard tech<br />
you’d better be waiting<br />
or i’ll snap your neck!!</li>
<li>Hermione Fowl Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-58371">February 18th, 2010 at 5:57 am</a>I do tech on Monday<br />
Ain’t it sad?<br />
I wanted to be with you<br />
But i can’t-too bad<br />
I do Food tech<br />
It’s SO drab<br />
I wish I was working<br />
In a lab</li>
<li>Silversong21 Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-58581">February 20th, 2010 at 8:35 pm</a>Smirks * takes deep breath *</p>
<p>Meh name is Silversong<br />
Believe it or not, i got my pants on,<br />
Minerva Pazedio can suck it,<br />
I think she’s crazy, just a bit,</p>
<p>Me and Crazy Chick like a book<br />
Maybe you should take a look,<br />
There is a man called Halt<br />
He really, really hates salt,<br />
I bet he would hit a cat,<br />
with a very large bat,<br />
* i think i love his apprentice, wow!*</p>
<p>Artemis Fowl is a cow,<br />
When it comes to computer games<br />
When he comes around, all the girls say, ” Lames! ”<br />
And the jocks punch him around,<br />
But Butler will make them look like clowns, (does that rhyme? )<br />
And Arty will laugh,<br />
at there quivering hides,<br />
And make them stop saying stupid lies.</p>
<p>Now look at me,<br />
I happen to be,<br />
Burning with such a flame,<br />
You can never douse it,<br />
Much less beat it!<br />
Now you can start your wailing,<br />
cause im sailing,<br />
Way back home.</li>
<li>Silversong21 Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-58582">February 20th, 2010 at 8:36 pm</a>Did i just rap??</li>
<li>Hermione Fowl Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-58690">February 22nd, 2010 at 4:23 am</a>Rap? No way<br />
Just go away<br />
Leave the masters<br />
Alone, O.K?<br />
I like RA too<br />
Much better then you=)=)</li>
<li><a href="http://welcome2forever.deviantart.com/" rel="external nofollow">Artificial Asian</a> Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-58692">February 22nd, 2010 at 5:28 am</a>Yo, DJ, will ya drop da beat? It’s time for Battery to bring the heat.</p>
<p>Your rhythm’s sloppy<br />
You rhymes are shot<br />
You think you’re rappin?<br />
Bad news, you’re not<br />
AA in da house<br />
And you’d best be wary<br />
This takes skill not<br />
Just a rhymin’ dictionary<br />
It’s time to show that<br />
I rule this town<br />
So watch and learn<br />
Cuz I’ma throw it down<br />
Abracadabra<br />
One, two, three<br />
I can make you disappear<br />
I can make you flee<br />
Don’t flatter yourself<br />
And say you’d win<br />
If the others left<br />
Cuz I’d still be in<br />
Hermione Fowl<br />
You’re losing your style<br />
You’re starting to rap<br />
Like a little lost child<br />
Silversong<br />
Don’t even try<br />
Cuz being beaten<br />
Might make you cry<br />
I’m back and rappin’<br />
Just in time<br />
If it seems a bit off<br />
Go learn slant rhyme<br />
Heed my warning<br />
Everyone<br />
Can’t best the master,<br />
This battle’s done</li>
<li>Hermione Fowl Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-58736">February 23rd, 2010 at 4:17 am</a>You call that a rap?<br />
You’re losing your knack<br />
So step back<br />
Off the masters track<br />
But about Abra<br />
I have to agree<br />
She’s just in the way<br />
Of you and me<br />
Silversong too<br />
Is no competition<br />
I think she needs<br />
Rapping tuition</li>
<li>abracadabra Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-58844">February 26th, 2010 at 7:48 am</a>i agree about silversong<br />
but i aint in your way<br />
i hate too say this<br />
but i’m ending your fray<br />
hermione fowl your raps are childish<br />
you’d better watch out<br />
cos abra is stylish<br />
and double A as for you<br />
just so yall know<br />
i got da flu<br />
why am i tellin<br />
so you come prepared<br />
when abra starts sneezing<br />
you’d better beware<br />
and silversong<br />
i got time<br />
to list all your faults<br />
i’d use up my rhyme<br />
tws why aren’t you playin<br />
i guess its because<br />
you thought i weren’t playin<br />
just by the way<br />
if you dont start rappin<br />
i’ll declare you loser<br />
in here and manhatten<br />
so i just outrapped you<br />
yes i am the best<br />
and just so you know<br />
i neverv rest</p>
<p>ABRA!! <img alt=")" src="http://artemisfowl.fangathering.com/fanfiction/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" /></li>
<li>abracadabra Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-58845">February 26th, 2010 at 7:49 am</a>oh yeah i am da BOMB!!:)</li>
<li><a href="http://welcome2forever.deviantart.com/" rel="external nofollow">Artificial Asian</a> Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-58846">February 26th, 2010 at 8:17 am</a>This is turnin’ into<br />
A full blown schism<br />
Abra, I gotta say<br />
You need to learn some rhythm<br />
It don’t make a rap<br />
Just cuz two words rhyme<br />
You gotta know how<br />
To put em in time<br />
Abra, my friend<br />
You need to get calm<br />
Learn to rap<br />
Before you say you’re da bomb<br />
Yo Abra<br />
Manhattan ain’t as chill as da BAY<br />
So step aside<br />
Ya know the master’s AA</li>
<li>Hermione Fowl Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-58871">February 26th, 2010 at 9:59 pm</a>You two ain’t got skill<br />
That’s something that’s nil<br />
Find a good spot<br />
To hide, you lot<br />
But leave heaps o’ room<br />
‘Cause real soon<br />
Everyone here<br />
Will cower in fear<br />
Ya’ll start runnin’<br />
‘Cause Hermione’s comin’</li>
<li>abracadabra Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-58881">February 27th, 2010 at 2:42 am</a>double a and hermione<br />
yall think you scare me<br />
but i’m not afraid<br />
i’ve been stung by a bee<br />
you think your on top<br />
but thats a big lie<br />
i’ll bet my money on you<br />
when pigs start to fly</p>
<p>word!:)</li>
<li>Hermione Fowl Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-58893">February 27th, 2010 at 4:46 am</a>Have you really been stung?<br />
Or was it lie<br />
Either way, Abracadabra<br />
You’re gonna die<br />
About AA nobody disagrees<br />
His brains are<br />
The size of a pea</li>
<li>abracadabra Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-58964">February 28th, 2010 at 1:49 am</a>i wasnt lieing<br />
i’ve been stung by a bee<br />
and i’m gonna win<br />
just wait you’ll see<br />
and hermione fowl<br />
i don’t dissagree<br />
batterys brain<br />
is the size of a pea!</li>
<li>Hermione Fowl Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-58992">February 28th, 2010 at 5:40 am</a>Now that that’s settled<br />
Just let me win<br />
I sting like a nettle<br />
On the top of your chin<br />
AA’s cryin in bed<br />
So it’s just me and you<br />
But you’ll soon be dead<br />
And that is true</li>
<li>abracadabra Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-59065">March 1st, 2010 at 6:20 am</a>you don’t sting<br />
like nettle on my chin<br />
just you wait and see<br />
watch and i’ll win:)</li>
<li>Hermione Fowl Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-59068">March 1st, 2010 at 7:20 am</a>You raps are dyin’<br />
And I’m not lyin’<br />
Now stop your cryin’<br />
And start hidin’</li>
<li><a href="http://welcome2forever.deviantart.com/" rel="external nofollow">Artificial Asian</a> Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-59069">March 1st, 2010 at 7:22 am</a>Okay people, you say “his” regarding me and I whup yo… THROW IT DOWN!</p>
<p>HF and Abra<br />
You’re both such tools<br />
You both belong<br />
In the valley of fools<br />
It’s time for me<br />
To settle the score<br />
The rep from California<br />
Has the floor<br />
You say I rap badly<br />
In your eyes<br />
Well I beg to dream and differ<br />
From the hollow lies<br />
Green Day<br />
All the way<br />
Holiday’s<br />
What I say<br />
My beats are hot<br />
Like the southern Cajun<br />
You’d best respect<br />
This wannabe Asian</p>
<p>AA out</li>
<li>Hermione Fowl Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-59071">March 1st, 2010 at 7:30 am</a>Coming from you<br />
That was quite good<br />
But in my point of view<br />
It was like rotten wood<br />
Run away<br />
If your smart<br />
Or I’ll hit you<br />
With my dart.</li>
<li>abracadabra Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-59109">March 2nd, 2010 at 6:44 am</a>yoyo hermione<br />
don’t get in a tiff<br />
i hate to admit it<br />
but his rap was quite good<br />
it may not beat mine<br />
but it settles the score<br />
you know what hermione<br />
get off the dance floor!<br />
word</li>
<li><a href="http://welcome2forever.deviantart.com/" rel="external nofollow">Artificial Asian</a> Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-59110">March 2nd, 2010 at 7:06 am</a>I quit.<br />
If I’m gonna complain about spam, I may as well not be a hypocrite. Have fun with your rap battle <img alt="D" src="http://artemisfowl.fangathering.com/fanfiction/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" /><br />
Really though, this is quite spammy, and if we’re going to yell at others to take down their fics for spam, we can’t be doing the same thing just around the corner. Hope you listen, you probably won’t. That’s okay. I won’t go tell K12 on ya. <img alt=";)" src="http://artemisfowl.fangathering.com/fanfiction/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif" /><br />
Having said that, what happened to wtg? I kinda miss her <img alt="(" src="http://artemisfowl.fangathering.com/fanfiction/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif" /> she just disappeared.</li>
<li>abracadabra Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-59143">March 3rd, 2010 at 3:33 am</a>yes one down one to go<br />
abras smoken<br />
she put on a show<br />
its just us hermione<br />
but have no fear<br />
i could defeat you<br />
in my underwear!!</li>
<li>Hermione Fowl Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-59145">March 3rd, 2010 at 7:26 am</a>That’d be a sight<br />
But I won’t take flight<br />
I’ll finish this fight</li>
<li>abracadabra Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-59188">March 5th, 2010 at 4:41 am</a>it took guts to say that<br />
i’ll give you that much<br />
but with you rap abilitys<br />
i could make lunch<br />
the rap that i saw<br />
burned my eyes<br />
so hermione fowl<br />
your tellin lies!!</li>
<li>Hermione Fowl Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-59191">March 5th, 2010 at 4:55 am</a>I know it was small<br />
But that’s isn’t all<br />
I’m here to the end<br />
Against my foe and friend</li>
<li>abracadabra Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-59275">March 6th, 2010 at 11:10 pm</a>if your talking about me<br />
i don’t know what you mean<br />
you may not know this<br />
but i’m the rappin queen<br />
if you dare to out rap me<br />
then give it a try<br />
but you aint gonna win<br />
cos abras on fire</li>
<li>Hermione Fowl Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-60031">March 13th, 2010 at 12:57 am</a>You might win<br />
Against a bin<br />
Even then it’s tricky<br />
So you’ve got no hope against Vicky<br />
I’ve nearly finished your book<br />
It’s off the hook =)=)</li>
<li>Hermione Fowl Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-60218">March 20th, 2010 at 2:25 am</a>Abra, you’re scared<br />
Hidin’ in bed<br />
I think you need<br />
To realise<br />
I’m in the lead</li>
<li>abracadabra Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-60280">March 20th, 2010 at 9:38 pm</a>your not in the lead<br />
and i don’t know where<br />
you came up with i’m hiding<br />
thats quite an idea<br />
i just couldn’t be bothered<br />
to write in a rap<br />
i was packing for camp<br />
and so thats that.</li>
<li>Hermione Fowl Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-60309">March 21st, 2010 at 4:44 am</a>Good luck with camp<br />
I hope you have fun<br />
Just don’t try<br />
To outrap anyone</li>
<li>star7 Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-60343">March 21st, 2010 at 6:52 pm</a>WTG Skillet, what happened to you? You’ve been gone for months, and I was really enjoying you! <img alt="(" src="http://artemisfowl.fangathering.com/fanfiction/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif" /></li>
<li>Hermione Fowl Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-60394">March 22nd, 2010 at 6:32 am</a>Star7 you should go<br />
With the flow<br />
Seriously bro<br />
Just so ya know.</li>
<li><a href="http://welcome2forever.deviantart.com/" rel="external nofollow">Artificial Asian</a> Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-60549">March 24th, 2010 at 1:34 am</a>Alright, my little darlings…<br />
I’m afraid it’s time for me to turn on my own creation. This rap battle, I’m afraid, is spam, and I just wouldn’t feel right without warning you guys. I’m an editor meself now, and it just wouldn’t sit right with me to overlook this.</li>
<li>Hermione Fowl Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-60717">March 26th, 2010 at 5:11 am</a>AA you meanie<br />
We’re having fun<br />
But I don’t really mind<br />
‘Cause I’ve won!</li>
<li><a href="http://welcome2forever.deviantart.com/" rel="external nofollow">Artificial Asian</a> Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-60725">March 26th, 2010 at 5:25 am</a>No, if I were a meanie, I’d delete this entire rap battle and issue official warnings. I’m being pretty lenient with spam comments, actually.</li>
<li>abracadabra Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-60933">March 29th, 2010 at 5:51 am</a>you hermione fowl<br />
you haven’t won<br />
in fact your as bad as<br />
crooks on the run<br />
i’m the rap master<br />
you’d better watch out<br />
cos i am da coolest<br />
rapper in this house<br />
WORD <img alt=")" src="http://artemisfowl.fangathering.com/fanfiction/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" /></li>
<li>Hermione Fowl Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-60937">March 29th, 2010 at 7:30 am</a>Just by the way<br />
AA’s a mod<br />
But there’s another way:<br />
I’ll email you<br />
And we can still play</li>
<li>abracadabra Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-61015">March 30th, 2010 at 5:50 am</a>i can’t wait to play<br />
but i don’t know when<br />
around about halfpast ten?</p>
<p>WORD!!</p>
<p>oh yeah and you guys<br />
wheres tws<br />
i guess i miss her<br />
she was almost the best<br />
and thats a good compliment<br />
coming from me<br />
because as you know<br />
i’m as cold as the sea<br />
double A<br />
where have you gone<br />
accually i know<br />
you’ve run from the song<br />
you can’t deny it<br />
i am the best<br />
cos i am abra<br />
and i need a rest!!!<br />
:)</p>
<p><strong>This is AA. One comment at a time, please. And I haven’t run off, I’ve decided to follow the rules. Hermione Fowl, that is an excellent suggestion. I really <em>really</em> did not want to have to sink to the level of hypocrisy it would take to call you guys out on this. <img alt=")" src="http://artemisfowl.fangathering.com/fanfiction/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" /> </strong></li>
<li>IwishIwasafaerie Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-61023">March 30th, 2010 at 5:09 pm</a>lol, Update.</li>
<li>abracadabra Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-61061">March 31st, 2010 at 4:19 am</a>so have you guys quit or are we still rap battleing? abra out!!</li>
<li>Hermione Fowl Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-61064">March 31st, 2010 at 6:21 am</a>We’re going to email eachother, because no-one else seems to be playing and AA’s a scary, evil mod now!=)=)</li>
<li>Hermione Fowl Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-62619">April 21st, 2010 at 6:59 am</a>Isn’t it iroic that the person who started the battle ended it?</li>
<li><a href="http://addictinggames.com/" rel="external nofollow">IwishIwasafaerie</a> Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-63319">May 2nd, 2010 at 1:46 am</a>UPDATE DARNNIT!</li>
<li><a href="http://....................................../?" rel="external nofollow">lep officer</a> Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-64277">May 15th, 2010 at 11:48 am</a>WOOT WOOT! ya betta write more<br />
or i’ll die on the floor.</li>
<li><a href="http://therangersapprentice.wikia.com/" rel="external nofollow">crazy chick</a> Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-64577">May 18th, 2010 at 4:24 pm</a>I agree with AA. Even though its spam, its interesting spam. Silver? Niiice! Meh buddeh sitting next to me right now liked it, too. <img alt="D" src="http://artemisfowl.fangathering.com/fanfiction/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" /></p>
<p>Where has WTG gone?</li>
<li>star7 Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-64692">May 20th, 2010 at 3:33 pm</a>AA’s a scary, evil mod? Um… okay.</p>
<p>Seriously… where the crap is WTG? She was here one day, and gone the next. Anyone know?</p>
<p>-Star</li>
<li>Hermione Fowl Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-65919">June 1st, 2010 at 8:16 am</a>I don’t know, but I miss her.<br />
Star:My friend doesn’t know what a mod is, so I figured she’d kinda work it out. *glares at Abra, who DID NOT work it out* Anyways, how would you describe it??</li>
<li><a href="http://www.artemisfowlonline.ning.com/" rel="external nofollow">FowlStar</a> Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-68271">July 9th, 2010 at 4:24 am</a>I haven’t even read it yet! OMG, so many comments! I think this is going to be good. AF RAPS? Woah!</p>
<p>TO ALTERNATIVE ENDINGS SO WE CAN AMUSE OURSELVES FURTHER! THANKS! AF RAPPING?? ROFL!</p>
<p><strong>[comments merged]</strong></li>
<li><a href="http://www.artemisfowlonline.ning.com/" rel="external nofollow">FowlStar</a> Says:<br />
<a href="#comment-68274">July 9th, 2010 at 4:54 am</a>That was….beautiful????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</li>
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<p>&#8220;OH NO! THE STORYS GONNA GET SHUT DOWN!&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Holly, how do my fellow teenagers say this. That rap battle would be removed because its so &#8220;epic&#8221; as they say. Plus, you can clearly see a bunch of fans fughting over me&#8221;</p>
<p>Holly slapped him across the face</p>
<p>&#8220;OWWWW!&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Sorry&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;The point is, we need to find this&#8230; WTG Skillet and have her return to the website&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;But how&#8230; We don&#8217;t even exsist&#8230;&#8221; (sadly) &#8220;&#8230; Remember?&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Holly, with my new machine, we&#8217;ll be able to jion their dimension regardless of our authors creative will!&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;So, what your saying is were gonna go into another demention, find this WTG, and tell her to write?&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Yes&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Sounds like a plan&#8221;</p>
<p> 
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		<title>My com is ill</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Jul 2010 00:22:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Beckett Simpleton</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[My com has a virus and is hacking into my mams bank accounts. This means that i cannot go on the netbook i.e. My laptop on wich i write stories. It will probably eat all my word docs but that is irrelivent because it has all been uploaded on ff.net so bs still lives. My [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My com has a virus and is hacking into my mams bank accounts. This means that i cannot go on the netbook i.e. My laptop on wich i write stories. It will probably eat all my word docs but that is irrelivent because it has all been uploaded on ff.net so bs still lives. My novel, the first few chaps of the sequels are dead but hay so&#8217;s everything else. It might be up to a couple of weeks till my com is fixed.</p>
<p>Also i have some cheery news for you regarding the atlantis complex. Ive bought and finished it. The last words are turnip soup. Btw, im on my phone wich is pap for net coz its not touch.
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		<title>Meh, I&#8217;m bored. And everyone else is doing it.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Jul 2010 21:59:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ohansahyosheli</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[So I&#8217;m going to do a story.
But not just ANY story, before you pull out your &#8220;Duh&#8221;s. A story where YOU guys are in it. And email me this at cej1@live.ca:
Name
Age
Description
Weapons
It&#8217;s a story where we all go out on a Minerva-hunt. For the sake of rules, Minerva&#8217;s committed a crime against FG, so this story [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So I&#8217;m going to do a story.</p>
<p>But not just ANY story, before you pull out your &#8220;Duh&#8221;s. A story where YOU guys are in it. And email me this at <a href="mailto:cej1@live.ca">cej1@live.ca</a>:<br />
Name<br />
Age<br />
Description<br />
Weapons<br />
It&#8217;s a story where we all go out on a Minerva-hunt. For the sake of rules, Minerva&#8217;s committed a crime against FG, so this story isn&#8217;t just murder for randomness. <img src='http://artemisfowl.fangathering.com/fanfiction/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' />  Although that would be fun.
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		<title>Everyone seems to have the same idea&#8230; but whatever.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Jul 2010 17:43:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Falcon</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, I have some good(ish) news&#8230;
 I have a really awesome idea. It shall be called&#8230; A.F. and the Council of Liars(I think. Might change that. Sounds too much like Valley of Fools.  )!!!! And I need you guys!!!
So&#8230; I will need yer name, age, gender, description, personality, weapon, and any interesting facts. And weather you want to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well, I have some good(ish) news&#8230;</p>
<p> I have a really awesome idea. It shall be called&#8230; A.F. and the Council of Liars(I think. Might change that. Sounds too much like Valley of Fools. <img src='http://artemisfowl.fangathering.com/fanfiction/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_razz.gif' alt=':P' class='wp-smiley' /> )!!!! And I need you guys!!!</p>
<p>So&#8230; I will need yer name, age, gender, description, personality, weapon, and any interesting facts. And weather you want to be on the good side or the bad side. The bad side is limited. Cuz villians are awesome. </p>
<p>You can email me at <a href="mailto:my319gumballs@yahoo.com">my319gumballs@yahoo.com</a>, and if you wish I can email the people I&#8217;m using.  I shall go delete my other announcement now.
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		<title>I&#8217;m Alive!!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Jul 2010 06:48:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>aaa59</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m Back. No more Exam horrors, till I get my marks  
SO&#8230;.. Just saying I&#8217;m alive
Ps; I&#8217;ve deleated all my other announcements

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<p>SO&#8230;.. Just saying I&#8217;m alive</p>
<p>Ps; I&#8217;ve deleated all my other announcements
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