Hannah Montana Meets Artemis Fowl the Second
Written on October 7th, 2007 by HS9Story Details
- Status : Incomplete
- Category: Crossovers
- Author: HS9
- Word Count: 1189
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(19 votes, average: 3.42 out of 5)
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Back in Ireland.
“Daddy, give me your phone! We need to make sure Jackson isn’t wrecking the house!” “Hello? Jackson? Are you all right?” “NO! Rico is making my life miserable! AHHHH! Don’t throw that at me! See ya Miles. I have to stop Ricoooooooooooooooooooooooooo!” “So, how is he doing Miley?” “Perfect. Rico is making him miserable. Good thing we left him with them.” “Well, where do you want to go bud?” “I’m just gonna look around ‘k daddy?” “Sure bud.”
I finally got away from that house! I mean, those two little boys nearly killed me! The only person that was helpful was that weird kid that always has his laptop with him. I think his name was Art or something. Forget that. I am going on a shopping spree!
“I love this! This will be perfect for my next concert!” I was looking for new clothes to wear for my next concert in Ireland when someone came up from behind me. “What did you say?” I jumped. I turned around and saw Artemis Fowl. “How did you find me?” He opened his laptop and showed me a screen. There was a blinking red dot exactly where I was. “You put a tracker on me!” “It was your father’s idea. He needs you. Apparently it is something important.” I took out my cellphone and called him. “Bud? Where are you! Your concert is in twenty minutes!” I paled. “I am on my way.” I paid for my clothes and ran out of the store.
“You were absolutely amazing bud! I called Jackson and he says he is doing fine.” “That’s great daddy! Hopefully they will never find out. Can we go back now? I am so tired!” He laughed. “All right bud. Let’s go before you fall asleep and your fans find you.” I shivered at the thought and climbed into the limo. I quickly took of my wig and made sure my hair was not a mess.
The ride was silent for a few minutes until my cell phone rang. I looked at the caller
ID and saw that it was Lily(or Lilly). I started to tell her about my day. then she said,”Well, at least you are luckier than me. Oliver started to snort milk out of his nose. it was so disgusting. But this part is so weird! Amber and Ashley were at the beach today. They asked me where you were. They sounded so sad! I think they like you!” I shook my head and started to talk about the craziest things.
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October 7th, 2007 at 9:42 pm
Enjoy!
October 7th, 2007 at 10:09 pm
a bit short and plotless lol i hope you continue yet!
October 8th, 2007 at 2:24 am
I don’t like it so I hope your sister is happy!
October 8th, 2007 at 2:29 am
Jelly, my sister is mad at you right now. Why did you have to say that? If you make her mad…….. UH oh. I am going to get. I am going to wake up with a lot of bruises. She also wanted me to tell you that Hannah Montana rocks.
October 8th, 2007 at 2:32 am
Well, I don’t really know anything about Hannah Montana, but this story looks promising if you’re interested in both fandoms. Good luck with writing it!
October 8th, 2007 at 2:38 am
Yuor sister must be really mean! if I were you I would lock myself up in a box and Hide myself from here
October 8th, 2007 at 2:41 am
Um. That would be a bad idea. If she finds me…….. Oh no. OW! Well there goes one bruise. Okay. I got my sister out. If she finds me, she will just find somthing hard and hit the box with it.
October 8th, 2007 at 2:46 am
I think maybe your sister has some anger issues if se wants to hurt you that badly because of something someone on the otherside of the country said! I hope she is OK:(
October 8th, 2007 at 2:48 am
did your sis do that last part ?
October 8th, 2007 at 2:52 am
I can’t hide from my sister. You are right. She does have anger issues. Oh no. She is banging on the door right now. Gulp.
October 8th, 2007 at 2:54 am
this is a really good story u should thank your sis for making you write this!!
October 8th, 2007 at 2:58 am
Okay hold on. ‘goes to open the door extremely carefully’. She says thank you Jelly. Do you like Hannah Montana?
October 8th, 2007 at 3:03 am
its OK but I prefer suite life
October 8th, 2007 at 3:05 am
Okay. I will write my next story with Artemis Fowl and Zack, Cody, Mr. Moseby, and the rest of the people. You just saved me from getting a bunch more bruises.
October 8th, 2007 at 3:08 am
actually I would prefer if you didn’t because that was what I was going to do tommorow.
October 8th, 2007 at 3:11 am
Okay. I will do….. ‘consults sister’. Drake and Josh.
October 8th, 2007 at 3:14 am
Ok sounds good Artemis could be in Drakes and playing the tambourine!
October 8th, 2007 at 3:14 am
have you read a week on the farm?
October 8th, 2007 at 3:14 am
Maybe. To tell you, Artemis only likes the piano.
October 8th, 2007 at 3:15 am
And yes. I have read it. It is really good.
October 8th, 2007 at 3:17 am
thank you I have a feeling that Drake and Josh will be better than this
October 8th, 2007 at 3:17 am
Oh no. My sister loves Hannah Montana. If you say that…. Oh no.
October 8th, 2007 at 3:29 am
oh well I just hope MMK ins’t angry!
October 8th, 2007 at 4:52 am
Why would you ….. Oh. Sorry MMK!
October 8th, 2007 at 9:20 am
That…..was….interesting
I had an idea about a hannah montana story but it is completely different from yours.
Oh and by the way I read your conversation with Helly and let me tell you I have the same problem with my lettle sister.
She drives me NUTS.
Well good luck and I hope you survive in one piece.
October 8th, 2007 at 11:34 pm
Well, I’ve never watched Hannah Montana because I don’t get Disney Channel, but it looks promising. I like it so far. Your little sister sounds like my little brother. (he has anger isssues) Currently he is forcing me to do a Spongebob/Artemis fanfic. When I tolfd him there already was one and I didn’t want to copy them, he just picked up my writing notebook and shoved it in my face. Lol, little sibs…
October 9th, 2007 at 12:54 am
Wow. Now my sister is even angrier. I read more books than her and she does not like it. Help me.
October 9th, 2007 at 3:40 am
Thank you for not copiing me 1crazyhollyfan! I have two brothers they don’t bother me when I’m on this but my parents do they think Artemis fowl is stupid!
October 9th, 2007 at 3:59 am
Really? My mom really doesn’t care what I read. As long as it is right to read.
October 9th, 2007 at 4:14 pm
ummmmmm thats different but not really my style!!!
October 9th, 2007 at 6:06 pm
No, she just thinks Artemis fowl the book is stupid. so she thinks this site is stupid too.
October 9th, 2007 at 10:10 pm
Yea, both my parents are the same way. They think i am obsessive
October 9th, 2007 at 10:12 pm
thank God I am not alone!!
October 9th, 2007 at 10:25 pm
Are you serious? Only my sister thinks this site is stupid. I don’t really listen to her so I don’t care. My sister just wants me to write stories so she can annoy me.
October 13th, 2007 at 4:06 am
Hey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why does Artemis have five phones on the rooftop?
October 13th, 2007 at 6:20 am
If you read more, it would tell you why.
October 16th, 2007 at 12:56 am
yay i have a mini clone1 GO JELLY1 !
October 21st, 2007 at 2:28 am
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My sister had a really horrible nosebleed today. If she was your “mini clone”, as you call it, you would have a horrible nosebleed today. I need some more characters. Can I use some of yours? If you got any, post them here and I will put them in my story.
December 8th, 2007 at 1:36 am
Lols. Tell me why the where telphones where on the roof?
December 8th, 2007 at 1:52 am
idk? y?
and HS9 go 2 long live stories or copy cat for ideas.
December 15th, 2007 at 5:05 am
Artemis’s mother simply loves to talk to people so she keeps phones all over the place. She has recently bought five more and are putting them in the basement. Does this explain the situation? Besides the fact that Artemis’s mother has bought five more phones…….
December 28th, 2007 at 5:59 am
OMG!!!! SOME ONE ACTUALLY WROTE A STORY ABOUT HANNAH MONTANNA…. I LOVE THE SHOW ..
I CANT WAIT FOR ANOTHER CHAPTER. PLZ PLZ PLZ UPDATE SOON…:):):p
December 29th, 2007 at 3:36 am
I really think that Artemis would hate Hannah Montana. And that if your sister is forcing you to write FANFICTION about Hannah Montana, then she really needs to get a life. Tell her to write her own fiction, if you don’t think she’ll eat you.
December 29th, 2007 at 5:55 am
Maybe. I know that my sister needs one. If I tell her to write her own, I might get kicked out. You have no idea on how much power my sister has on my mom. If my mom was not careful, my sister might be the boss. Being bossed around by a seven-year-old is so horrible.
December 29th, 2007 at 8:54 am
well if ya sister boss u round just do wat arty would do
lol
December 31st, 2007 at 7:13 am
As good as that sounds, no. If I even tried to do that, it gives my sister more power to boss me around. Do you have any idea how many times I have cleaned her room ever since the school year started? I have no idea. I only know that it was many times. Though, I might do it to her. I just might. Right now I need to find a bodyguard. Do you have any idea how many people hate me and want to kill me? Oh, and uh, I will need a few laptops, a huge stack of paper, pencils, pens, caviar, water, tools, a dark room, a quiet place………
January 26th, 2008 at 9:48 am
wow, siblings siblings siblings. Problem, i have absolutely no siblings at all… and i dunno wad it feels like to have one. It sounds worse than a nightmare. Seriously.
January 26th, 2008 at 3:41 pm
i wish i was u then.. trust me.. some sibblings are nice, but if they are younger then u and they have NO repect (my brother) trust me it IS WORSE THEN A NIGHTMARE!
March 19th, 2008 at 11:14 am
She’s almost like Aunt pearl but with phones not pillows………..Ahhhh hehehee
March 23rd, 2008 at 7:52 pm
Not likely. Hannah Montana is american, whereas Artemis is Irish.
March 31st, 2008 at 1:46 am
It is close enough. I mean, even though Hannah Montana is American and Artemis Fowl’s mother is Irish, they are similar.
March 31st, 2008 at 3:33 pm
No offense, the stories good so far, I just don’t like Hannah. She’s a fake.
May 6th, 2008 at 11:17 pm
Muahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahah! i liked it, really pointless, but funny
June 22nd, 2008 at 11:53 pm
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
don`t say the 2 cursed words! if you say them you must spit! if you dont,
GULP you will wake up with pictures of her ON THE WALL!
by the way the
cursed words are
hannah montana.
(spits)
June 28th, 2008 at 12:52 am
If you do not like Hannah Montana, why did you post? I know it is pointless, but whatever. If you think it is funny, then it is funny.
January 11th, 2009 at 2:59 am
Haha This is so funny! Please continue! How come all of the crossovers are unfinished? I love crossovers! Please continue!
June 2nd, 2009 at 1:14 am
I apologize for this, but I just have to get this out. I don’t like Hannah Montana!! I hate her almost as much as Minerva!!
June 8th, 2009 at 12:59 am
Me neither Yoshi! Im not a big fan of Hanna Montana/Miley Cyrus
June 19th, 2009 at 4:25 pm
Could you make Miley have a crush on Artemis and then he’ll be like “Oh my god how the helk do I get rid of this crazy Hillbillie!?”
If you don’t I will. So UPDATE SOON!
June 19th, 2009 at 5:01 pm
YOSHI, I H8 HER WAAAAAAAAAAAY MORE THAN MINERVA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAGH I’M SORRY IOF U FIND MA COMMENT RUDE COZ I SERIOUSLY DNT INTEND IT 2 B BUT Y, OH Y HANNAH MONTANNA?
IT’S HER FAULT WE’RE GETTIN DISNEY CHANNEL CANCELLED!! MA SIS WNT STOP WATCHIN IT SO MA MUMS GETTIN DISNEY CANCELED…..WOOOOOOOO NO MORE DISNEY!!!!!!
June 22nd, 2009 at 3:32 am
Okay I gave you time, now I’m making it!
DEAL WITH IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
July 3rd, 2009 at 10:22 am
the kids at home loves Hanna Montana. I also watched this show from time to time and Miley Cyrus is really fit for this role.