Artemis Meets the Suite Life
Written on October 9th, 2007 by HS9Story Details
- Status : Incomplete
- Category: Crossovers
- Author: HS9
- Word Count: 2751
- Read 433 times
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“Holly! Have you seen Artemis?” “What did you do to her?” “Have you seen her?” “All right. No need to get a hot head. She went that way. Why do you want to know?” Artemis Fowl looked at her like she was crazy. “I did something I thought I would never do.” He tried to run but fell flat on his face. I got up and walked. “What is with those two? I had better contact Foaly.” “To bad. I already contacted you. Why do you need me? “Foaly! Never do that again! You nearly gave me a heart attack! It looks like we have another Artemis Fowl. If Fowl and the girl get married, the girl will become an Artemis Fowl!”
Meanwhile, back at the hotel
“What do you think happened? She ran out crying.” The door opened and two identical looking boys burst in. “Zack! Where did you get that card?” “Well, I sorta stole from Moseby.” Terry stood up. “What on earth are you doing? You come bursting in without a reason!” Cody said,”Well, we know where that girl is. You know the one wearing a blue dress with a jacket on crying? That was the girl we saw. She was followed by a boy wearing a suit.”
Meanwhile
I stopped and leaned against a tree. My eyes started to water, but I refused to to let them out. Artemis Fowl just had to know I was Asian. I thought about what sort of insults were thrown at me every single time I passed by. “Leave you little freak! You don’t belong with us! Go back to your little freak friends!” or “Go back to where you were from you freak!” I hated it. I heard these every day. I was sick and tired of it. People would insult me by saying negative things about Asians. People thought it was funny to annoy me because I was one. Before I came to Boston, I vowed I would get my revenge one way or another. I had to.
“Hey, Zack, do you think we should tell them that Arwin gave us a tracker and we lost it but it seems that their daughter has it?” Zack Martin looked at his brother. “Naw. Let’s keep them worried. I need to go talk to Maddie. Bye!” Cody shook his head as he watched his brother go flirt with the candy girl.
Artemis found the girl crying by a tree. “Are you okay?”
She looked up. “No. What do you think? My life has been ruined from the start.”
“How?” She didn’t say anything. Artemis sat beside her and tried to comfort her. “Tell me, why are you named Artemis? You also seemed strained by the fact that you have more knowledge than most others.”
“You see, since my mother and your mother are best friends, they decided to name the both of us Artemis. I am strained by the fact that I have more knowledge than others. My mother sent tutor after tutor for me. She expected much from me. After the tutor started drilling question after question at me, I finally snapped. Normally I would be able to stand the strain, but that was it.”
“I’m so sorry.” Artemis Fowl spent the rest of the time trying to comfort the girl.
“Awww. Isn’t that cute?”
“Blechh. It makes me sick.”
“Oh, be quiet Foaly. You’re just jealous because Artemis Fowl has someone and you don’t.”
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- Things Are Different Now (A Sequel to A.F.G.K.)
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(13 votes, average: 3.85 out of 5)
October 9th, 2007 at 2:15 am
Enjoy! Sorry to Jelly again. You didn’t do one so I did it.
October 9th, 2007 at 3:31 am
Sorry. You deleted the other one so you couldn’t claim it any more.
October 9th, 2007 at 3:33 am
Um ya… this isn’t even how I imagined it! I will still do mine since I don’t like this one. (no offense)
October 9th, 2007 at 3:45 am
One of the other editors deleted Jelly’s first post- which, from what I heard, was not a story, after all- because no one person can claim a certain crossover for themselves. I mean, take Harry Potter for an example- there are about five of those already.
Anyway, I have never seen the show this was based on, so I can’t really review it… good luck writing, though.
October 9th, 2007 at 3:47 am
Oh…. Ya I don’t know anything else about this Fangathering thing than Fan Fiction
October 9th, 2007 at 4:01 am
To Jelly: And yet I am still offended.
October 9th, 2007 at 8:47 am
are yu two going to keep doing this sort of thing??????
This is getting ridiculous
October 9th, 2007 at 12:32 pm
I am Jelly. This fight is stupid. I got to go to school. Whatever Holly Short 99999999 you win. I don’t really care.
October 9th, 2007 at 1:25 pm
It is Holly Short 99999999! Stop putting Holly999999!
October 9th, 2007 at 4:46 pm
does it really matter? althougth i know from experience that it can be really annoying when someone copies you.
October 9th, 2007 at 6:05 pm
So it is 8 9’s? I dunno I am not good at counting. Oh ya and as I was thinking about it on the bus I guess i won’t put a suite life anyway becuse now it seems like a bad Idea because well… it’s just a bad idea for me.
October 9th, 2007 at 10:28 pm
To Vinyaya: To me it matters.
To Jelly:It has eight nines. Are you sure you don’t want to write one?
October 9th, 2007 at 10:30 pm
eh no. I have to catch up on my other stories, maybe in a week or so…
October 9th, 2007 at 10:34 pm
Okay………
October 9th, 2007 at 10:58 pm
*first comment dance for Jelly* I like this. Are you planning to continue?
October 9th, 2007 at 11:11 pm
I thought it was done!!!
October 9th, 2007 at 11:23 pm
Are you talking about this story? If you are, then no, it is not done.
October 9th, 2007 at 11:25 pm
oh good, you need to write more!!! I LOVE IT.
October 11th, 2007 at 12:51 am
It’s a little confusing. maybe you can make the girls writing underlined so we can tell.
October 11th, 2007 at 12:56 am
I will try.
October 11th, 2007 at 3:06 am
how old is Artemis Fowl in this story?
October 11th, 2007 at 3:20 am
He is eighteen. This a few months after he came back. You know, when he went to Hybras and appeared three years after he left?
October 11th, 2007 at 3:27 am
no when he came back he was still 15 he came back 3 years in everyone else’s time. so other people thought he was eighteen but he is still 15. That is how Abbot was still however old he was when he came forward in time 1000 years. so he is only like 37 not 1037.
October 11th, 2007 at 3:29 am
I saying it the other way. He went Hybras when he was fifteen. He came back three years later. During that time, he is suppose to eighteen! Get it?
October 12th, 2007 at 5:27 pm
its quite funny but it could have a better story line and wots the whole point of haveing a girl called artemis???
October 12th, 2007 at 5:33 pm
there was no point in adding a girl called artemis there is no story line
October 12th, 2007 at 10:24 pm
I am deeply offended. There is something all my teachers say. “If you can’t say something nice, don’t say anything at all.” Are you two the same people?
October 13th, 2007 at 1:09 am
NO! Everyone else went ahead 3 years because they did not time travel! so I thought them 3 years ahead of time but they didn’t age everyone else did!! so thhhhhhhhbbbbbbb!
October 13th, 2007 at 1:14 am
Oh…. i just read the next part not my style I am no longer interested in it.
October 13th, 2007 at 10:48 pm
um.. I just read the update I am very confused
October 14th, 2007 at 4:44 am
I thought you said you were not intrested in this anymore Jelly.
October 16th, 2007 at 12:35 am
so I had nothing to do…
November 11th, 2007 at 6:13 am
i liked it , plz continue.
November 11th, 2007 at 6:18 am
Sorry I have not updated any of my stories for a while. I need to study for my test and semester exams. I have to finish my projects and deal with people who love to torture me. I will try to update some of my stories tomorrow.
December 7th, 2007 at 1:01 am
did u die? u havn’t been on in 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,16,16 uuuuhh a long time.
December 7th, 2007 at 1:05 am
okay.. i ..maybe he kissed her! …..
December 7th, 2007 at 2:34 am
I am so so so sorry! Jelly, I have not died. If I did, my sister, Jelly1, would have told you. I will try to update later.
December 7th, 2007 at 4:32 am
Jelly, this is what Jelly1 says about your comment: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have something to tell you. I will update later on today.
December 26th, 2007 at 4:50 am
The last paragraph I typed is true for me in real life. Not just in the story. I hope you like my story so far. Please leave a review if you like.
December 29th, 2007 at 6:52 pm
idk I am so confused! why is there two Artemis’s? y r they both genius? ei yi yi!!!
December 31st, 2007 at 7:15 am
I hope you will not be confused once I update more of it Jelly. The next part should explain your questions. If not, tell me and I will explain more of it for you.
August 19th, 2008 at 9:16 pm
That’s a good idea.Please write more.
October 20th, 2008 at 2:29 am
Pretty good the charactors are a bit OOC P: but I’ll live
Oh and 43 comment dance!