Artemis Fowl Goes to Hogwarts
Written on September 19th, 2007 by HS9Story Details
(62 votes, average: 3.77 out of 5)
Loading ...What Ron and Harry didn’t know that Artemis and Hermione were becoming more than just friends. When they were in Snape’s class they would partner up and work on the assignment together. Ron and Harry notice this and start to get jealous. They liked Hermione too. They started to think of a plan to get rid of him. “Harry, we have been friends with Hermione since we were first years. It took her months to be friends with us. It only took him three months to be her boyfriend!”
This is something like they would do to get rid of Artemis. Artemis. They would cross him out for good. If they could. Now back to the story.
Harry and Ron tried many ways to get rid of Artemis, but it seemed he was always being chased by girls. He tried to run, but he couldn’t even run well. So then he had to come up with a plan. He couldn’t attack the girls. No. He would not be a gentleman if he did so. Then Hermoine came to rescue him before the huge mob of girls squashed him.
Harry and Ron heard him say to Hermoine,” When I get back home, I am going to buy those ridculous work-out machines. I am tired of this!”
”Hey Ron, do you know why he is always being chased by girls?”
”I dunno. Maybe it is because of his large head.” Then they saw Artemis run by being chased by an even bigger mob than last time.
They said in unison,” Yea, it has to be.
I want to say thanks to 1crazyhollyfan and Vinyaya for the ideas. I will tell you what they tried to do to him in the next chapter. Again, sorry it is so short.
Some other stories by HS9:
- Two Simple Updates
- Terror at Japan
- ~ I Miss You ~
- Things Are Different Now (A Sequel to A.F.G.K.)
- Artemis Meets the Suite Life
September 19th, 2007 at 10:33 pm
nice, (does first comment dance) that was my first dance!!!
September 19th, 2007 at 10:34 pm
Oh,and uh, enjoy! I won’t write the next chapter unless I have at least two reviews.
September 19th, 2007 at 10:35 pm
Sorry so short. I promise I will write a longer one when I get one more review.
September 19th, 2007 at 10:35 pm
Thanks for the review.
September 19th, 2007 at 10:44 pm
i love this!
have any of u read my story? its ‘girls dont interest me but why does she?’ plz read it? and if u have ideas, they are all welcome! 
September 19th, 2007 at 10:46 pm
I have read it before ,and I like it. Now I can write another chapter. I was getting a little impatient.
September 19th, 2007 at 11:27 pm
I meant watced in disgust as the watced Ron and Harry eat. I must have missed that word.
September 20th, 2007 at 12:23 am
Awesome! Please add more!
September 20th, 2007 at 1:29 pm
I need two more reviews before I can write the next chapter.
September 20th, 2007 at 1:44 pm
Plz write more u got a great story
September 20th, 2007 at 4:11 pm
Its really good keep up the good work and i hope to see more. I didn’t get to read chapter 1 cause it wouldnt come up
September 20th, 2007 at 7:08 pm
its good but really un-original. keep trying and btw there is nothing in the first chapter. i am not gripped by it relly and there is no plot but keep going and try to improve pretty good job!
September 21st, 2007 at 1:15 am
Sorry about that. It was just like that. I don’t know why though.
September 21st, 2007 at 1:32 am
heres an idea, artemis likes snape, it hasnt happend before. it would be an awsome twist
September 21st, 2007 at 2:10 am
hermione likes artemis! then ron gets jealous of artemis and harry and ron try to get rid of him
September 21st, 2007 at 2:39 am
I like your ideas. Let me wait and see if I get any more. When I do, I will compare them and see which ones are better.
September 21st, 2007 at 12:55 pm
how bout arty and hermione like each other and ron and harry both like her too! sorry for being so negative was late and i was tired.
September 21st, 2007 at 1:21 pm
That’s okay. I know what you mean though. I like all of your ideas. Let me wait and see if I get any others and compare them.
September 22nd, 2007 at 3:45 pm
Sorry about the mistakes. If I get excited, I tend to forget things, sorry about that!
September 22nd, 2007 at 3:46 pm
Very good, keep on writing!!
September 29th, 2007 at 1:07 am
keep on writing, im dying out here!! lol
PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
September 29th, 2007 at 1:59 am
Sorry for the mistakes. I was typing fast, so I really didn’t see them.
September 30th, 2007 at 12:48 am
YES, i nearly did die but now i am alive again!!!! VERY GOOD KEEP ON WRITING!!!!
October 2nd, 2007 at 11:11 pm
PLZZZ WRITE MORE!!!!
October 5th, 2007 at 12:17 pm
omg! i only just read this and now i wish i read it earlier. :0 . maybe for an idea you could have…..artemis meets he who shall not be name (hee hee voldomort) and he see’s that he is so evil that he joins up with him!
October 6th, 2007 at 8:58 pm
oohh, sounds good, go with lil. arty’s idea, it would so rock!
October 6th, 2007 at 9:40 pm
Hmmmmm. That sounds like a good idea. One problem though. Artemis Fowl is in Gryffindor. Not Slytherin. Besides, Artemis is starting to turn good. Won’t that be a flaw?
October 6th, 2007 at 9:50 pm
no, maybe all those mean things that ron and harry did to him kind of combinded and turned him evil. it could happend…
October 7th, 2007 at 2:17 am
Maybe. It could happen.
October 7th, 2007 at 8:10 pm
or prehaps voldemort tricks artemis into thinking hes evil.
October 7th, 2007 at 8:24 pm
Those are good ideas. But Artemis Fowl has no idea who Voldemort is.
October 12th, 2007 at 10:22 pm
maybe he finds out cause harry has one of those vision thingies and Artemis is the only one there
November 14th, 2007 at 11:26 pm
It’s my 2 fav books combined, AWESOME! Oh and plz read Artemis fowl files 2
November 29th, 2007 at 11:34 pm
so, are we ever going to finish????? i mean its been awile, so i think you need to update. yea. you do dont you?
*gets down on knees* FINISH, I AM BEGING YOU PLEASE!!
December 7th, 2007 at 2:37 am
I am so so so sorry! I know I have not update most of my stories for a while, but I will try.
December 7th, 2007 at 2:51 am
I loved it!
December 29th, 2007 at 1:53 am
Pretty good… Harry and Ron are way OOC, though.
January 5th, 2008 at 3:28 am
oh i like it up d 8 soon
January 13th, 2008 at 10:44 am
I have an idea. How about Artemis and the others go to Hogsmede and are attacked by Death Eaters and Artemis is captured when he accidenlty saves Harry and Ron so they try to save him and discover that Artemis was really working for Voldie b/c he’s holding his family hostage. That’s all I can think of at 2 in the morning, hope it destorys your writer’s block and you continue teh story
January 29th, 2008 at 1:01 am
I hope you write more. Sry i cant help bout writers block cause i have some 2
:love: it
February 2nd, 2008 at 5:13 pm
Guuuuuuhhhhhhhh….I am speechless.
February 29th, 2008 at 4:43 am
Do you mean that in a good way or a bad way? I am going to update now.
March 2nd, 2008 at 3:27 am
This is getting kinda boring. The plot is bland (if there’s any at all), everyone is OOC, and their plots aren’t even funny.
April 5th, 2008 at 12:37 am
i really enjoy it 5 star vote from me. plz make a chapter ten
April 5th, 2008 at 1:29 pm
I agree with Star Jinin the plot could totally do with some work and all the characters are acting weird.
May 29th, 2008 at 4:52 am
The pacing of this story is very choppy. I agree that most of the characters seem at least a little OOC. It was a good idea to begin with, but I lost interest in chapter 2. There were also some problems with verb tense and so forth. Just some things you’ll want to polish.
June 23rd, 2008 at 12:12 am
oh by the way, about writers block, I have it to.There`s this one book that talks about writers block and it says to just keep on writing. ya. great advice.
June 28th, 2008 at 1:04 am
Well, here is an update.
July 1st, 2008 at 5:37 pm
I just knew it dat sumhow der world ws connected!!!So keep it up HS9!
July 24th, 2008 at 8:29 pm
HEY HEY HEY!!! i am back from the dead to tell you LOVED IT!!!! i liked it even tho it sounds like no one else does
update!
July 26th, 2008 at 5:36 pm
love it ’specially cos im a harry potter nut! plzzzzzzzz write more
July 26th, 2008 at 5:43 pm
oh and by the way it could be a bit longer with a bit more detail and some of the characters are very OOC BUT GOOD JOB THO AND SOME OF THE SPELLING AND GRAMMAR IS WRONG TOO! e.g. proffesor is spelled like that not this:proffeser but good job so far tho!
:-D
July 26th, 2008 at 5:44 pm
:-D
July 26th, 2008 at 5:45 pm
no! how do you make one!
July 26th, 2008 at 5:50 pm
lol! nice!
THIS NEEDS TO BE UPDATED!
July 27th, 2008 at 3:41 pm
Hold on! Geez… I know there are some mistakes. I wrote this when I was younger. I should be able to update soon.
Glad to see you are back from the dead.
July 27th, 2008 at 5:59 pm
yea, i no rite! lol. it was scary in the dirt! all the bugs. ewwww. n e ways, its my b-day!
yea for me!!! so update for my birthday plz!
July 27th, 2008 at 10:06 pm
Well, I think Ron and Harry were VERY OOC. Hermione was out of character, too. Artemis was a bit, but not much.
You would probably do better writing your own stories, because the writing style is awesome, and then you wouldn’t have to worry about characters being OOC. Because you created them!
July 30th, 2008 at 5:03 pm
Sorry about that. I can’t.
I am already doing that. I just need to find one thing….
August 19th, 2008 at 9:04 pm
Hey,what happens?Does Artemis find some evil plot at the Malfoys(like Voldy is alive?) and stop it with fairy help?Please write more.These are 2 of my favorite series combinded.
August 22nd, 2008 at 1:00 am
I like the idea of AF going to Hogwarts, but there really isn’t any plot. To make a story interesting, the character/s have to want something.
You should definetly go through the whole story and correct grammer and spelling mistakes. The wording is a bit choppy.
I don’t think that Harry and Ron would be mean to AF. They probably would be at least civil to him. Draco would be the one that would throw dungbombs, soil his robes, etc..
On the positive, Artemis is definetly in character. He’d probably be about 13, so he hasn’t really changed for the good yet. Harry, Hermione, and Ron should be the ones who help him lighten up.
Good luck writing!
-computerzandbks4ever
October 22nd, 2008 at 2:03 pm
Awesome! Five stars!