RSSYeah… I haven’t been on in ever. So i’m going to just post this one story. And it’s not finished, as my muse left, but i’ll get around to it. Soon i hope. Anyways… I dont own Harry Potter nor Artemis Fowl. Simple as that.
It was a cool, brisk evening just outside Dublin, Ireland. Just […]
Artemis is classified as a VAMPIRE!!!!!!! ( we really didn’t see this coming)
Scatty(a girl from an insanely awesome book ) is clasifiesd as a VAMPIRE!!!!!!!
Snape is also clasified as a VAMPIRE!!!!!!!!!! ( we really did see this coming)
Dracula is a VAMPIRE! (again…… we already knew)
This is only […]
Read the story, WARNING! WARNING! CODE RED, I REPET CODE RED! »When Artemis and Holly are having a bad day, it can feel like the world is plotting against them. But what if that day was their wedding?
Read the story, Here comes the Bride. »Good story,just couldn’t think of a title. P.S. sorry if i speeled beckets name wrong.
Read the story, Writers Block Is Preventing Me From Coming Up With A Title. »A tale of how our dear friend Artemis deals with people other than his known family and friends. Disclaimer-If I owned Artemis Fowl I would not be on this website would I? And if I owned Milwauke’s Best then I would probably be somewhere in the Bahamas and not on the Eastern Seabord.
Read the story, What Artemis Fowl Really Thinks About Randy »Holly Short needed to think, so much had happened in four years, no seven years, seven. It was still hard to comprehend that she had literally skipped three years of her life and hadn’t even grown in the process. But there was something different now…
I took Holly a moment to relies what, for the first […]
Artemis gets a puppy for his birthday. Love ensues and Artemis’s first adventure with the fairies is revealed. Minerva sucks. Lots of fluff 
Part one: The Young Days
Chapter one: First Day
Foaly took a deep breath as he looked at the marble steps that led to Haven Middle School. Students walked around him on all sides. This was the day. This was the day that he would start a whole new life. Although he was nervous, he was excited […]
were never meant to be.
Artemis already has a soul mate. Holly Short. She is better for him. Opposites attract right?
Holly loves him truly. She is a fairy while Artemis is a Mud Boy. Can forbiddion love get any better than this?
Holly could have any man she wants–Trouble, etc. But she chooses Artemis. Why else would […]
Read the story, Artemis Fowl and Minerva Paradizo… »From the published readings and personal findings of Artemis Fowl II. Published in Psycology Now magazine on December 19, 2009. Republished on the anniversary of Mr. Fowl’s death, April 3, 2059.
“Fear is what powers the soul. You see, if there was no fear, more people would commit suicide and more would go on dangerous trips. More people would […]