Artemis is classified as a VAMPIRE!!!!!!! ( we really didn’t see this coming)

Scatty(a girl from an insanely awesome book )  is clasifiesd as a VAMPIRE!!!!!!!

Snape is also clasified as  a VAMPIRE!!!!!!!!!! ( we really did see this coming)

Dracula is a VAMPIRE! (again…… we already knew)   

 This is only […]

Uh.. I wrote this for a story comp. It is completely irrelevant to the AF series, but was sort of inspired by it. R & R. My first fanfic.

Hi I m Opal Lovegood!!!! Im new on here so im going to coment on alot of storys so keep an eye for me.

Out in the country, if you ever have the misfortune to be casted into the cursed forest that has since grown, there are ruins where a fortress once stood. If you look closely at the crumbling walls, you can see faded stains on them. Let your imagination tell you what they are, and you will see a […]

They were bored; EXTREMELY bored. Holly and Artemis sat on the front porch as bored as they could be. Artemis had won their chess games; all seventeen times. Holly was getting fairly peeved at the real sunlight that kept blinding her. Finally, Artemis broke the silence with a simple sentence.
“Why don’t we write acronyms?” He […]

I turned into the narrow lane. The river glistened beside the old oak. I stopped the car when my phone rang. The river glistened in the moonlit night.
“Hi Artemis, what’s up?” I smirked.
“Where the hell are you? Beckett who do you think you are running off like that?” He shouted back. I held the phone […]

“Angelina, come back her young lady!” My mother shouted across the room at me. I ignored her as I stormed out. She gave up, but father was never that easy to get rid of. I heard him get out of his chair and follow me. “Leave me ALONE!” I shouted as I ran towards the […]

 Warning: Bad language and a rude drawing on a door. 
Artemis and Butler walked through the halls of an Australian high school. The numerous fans overhead did little to dispel the heat. Artemis had already taken off his tie and suit jacket. He had even undone the first two buttons of his shirt.
The pair stopped in […]

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“Well, look where you got us now, Al.” complained Battery. Al, Battery, and four other girls, were standing in the middle of a field, in the dark, soaking in the spring rain.
“I’m sorry!” Al replied. “I thought I knew where we were! I could have sworn I had my dad’s wonderful sense of direction!”
“Well, apparently you […]