Written on July 14th, 2008 by LtNyle375
Artemis: Uh oh not another random fanfic!!!
Holly: (Chews on Artemis’s finger).
Butler: (Kills Holly)
Ark Sool: Lets invade the USA!!!
LEP: Yay!!! (walks out of room)
20 seconds: (passes by).
Big Explosion: (happens).
LEP: (dies).
Everybody else: Yes! Ark Sool Died!!!
Ark Sool: (Comes back to life and temple-thuds Root)
Root: ( temple-thuds Sool).
Everyone: Yay!! (dies).
Microbe: (farts).
Fart: (kills Minerva).
Everyone still alive: (laughs out loud).
Everyone […]
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Ode to random »
Written on July 13th, 2008 by TroubleKelp
I saw other people doing stories like this one and I had run out of ideas completely. So I said what the hell and started writing.
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Worst story in the world (funny) »
Written on July 9th, 2008 by MylesandBeckett
Artemis~ I Like COOKIES!
Holly~ What!(Shoots Artemis)
Foaly~ (Reads a book)
Mulch~ My Bananananananana!(Kills Holly)
Donald Duck~I’m the king duck!
Daffy Duck~ No I’M the king duck!
Donald and Daffy Duck~(get in a cat fight)
Mulch~(eats Daffy)
Foaly~(reads a book)
Dead Artemis~ I like pie!
Dead Holly~ Me too!
Holly and Artemis~(disapear into another room);]
Root~i’m underapreceated!
Donald~ I’m More Underup… Whatever!
Root and Donald~(get shot by Butler)
Butler~stupid duck.
Goofy~ […]
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What is Randomomness? THIS IS IT! »
Written on July 8th, 2008 by AF rules
MAX
“I thought this Mansion was empty!” I said. “I didn’t hear any thoughts.” said Angel. “It was probably a mouse.” said Fang dryly. Then I heard voices and then a huge man walked in. He was holding a gun and there was a boy behind him, the boy was about my age.(Which is 15) Whats […]
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Maximum Ride »
Written on July 7th, 2008 by AF rules
This story is for people who like randomness
Artemis:I WILL RULE THE WORLD!
Me:PIE TASTES YUMMY!
Mulch:(eats a house)
Butler:Today I am going to kill everybody!
Holly:Huh?
Butler:(shoots Holly) My peanut!
Artemis: Holly didn’t even have a peanut!
Mulch:I WILL EAT YOU ALL!
Minerva:(walks in to room)
Preist:DIE DEMON! (throws holy water on to Minerva)
Minerva:(melts to death)
Everybody:YAY!
Artemis:(calmly) I’m dieing.
Everyone:(Ignores)
Artemis:NO!(explodes)
Spider man:(jumps off a cliff)
Artemis:(FARTS)
Mulch:(DIES)
Holly: O_o
Butler:(Talks […]
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Insane! »
Written on July 7th, 2008 by Captain Short 711
Myles and beckett kidnapped by opal koboi
Finished chapter 4 working on 5 pleeeeeeeease rate and comment. 
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The Twins »
Written on June 17th, 2008 by Moonlite Knight
Chapter 1: Be careful what you wish for
A challenge.
Surely that wasn’t too much to ask for, was it? All Artemis Fowl II wanted was someone to match wits against, something that would require him to exercise and expand his mental capabilities, something that was not boring old calculus homework.
It wasn’t like he was asking for […]
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Boredom is a Powerful Weapon »
Written on May 28th, 2008 by DomovoiBlack
This is my first attempt on this site. I will probably add more soon–for now I am figuring out how to use the site.
Summary:
Artemis believes himself to be victim of a conspiracy. Takes place immediately after the Eternity Code.
Chapter One: I Spy In My Little Eye
Artemis Fowl blinked slowly. He felt happy. Strangely […]
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Curiouser and Curiouser »
Written on May 5th, 2008 by harrygz
Artemis was wandering the streets of New York when he came upon a taco bell. He was starving and even though he completely hated fast food he just couldn’t wait any longer. He almost vomited when he walked in. The smell of grease was everywhere. He walked up to the order desk and asked for […]
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Cant I get a taco! »
Written on April 27th, 2008 by GoMulchGo
This is a short story that I just felt like writing for the celebration of the fixed website. I got this form of writing from XxEviexX. It’s sort of pointless. Enjoy!
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What if Mulch was caught by Opal and the Brill brothers? »
