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This is Artificial Asian’s prompt story. I hope you like it!

A/N:  Written for the prompt “Opal, Paradise Lost” for the Christmas fic exchange.  And I don’t know who prompted, or anything, but hope you like it, BlackOpal! 
So I tried to write you a gigantic allegory, but I think it failed?  Many apologies.  And I owe you fic, too. D:

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OK… I saw that there’s a contest for a christmas story and this was one of the ideas it said you could do, and I instantly got an idea, and here it is!
 Disclaimer: I don’t own any of the characters or Cadburys.
 
Knock. Knock.
 
Artemis heard it, but refused to wake up. He rolled over to the […]

Artemis fumbled around in the dark. The stifling hot air jabbed painfully across his cheast as he ran.
The room came to an end; he closed his eyes wishing he had done something when he could have.
“Arty!” his mum had called. He grunted in response then stopped. When did Artemis Fowl grunt?
Beckett was dressed in a […]

My entry for Wishes challenge. I’m not very good at horror, but I tried. *shrugs* Oh and I don’t know when the next full moon is, I just did this for effect. Two-shot.
A mysterious teen slunk through the halls of Fowl manor, sticking to the shadows to avoid being caught. He smirked, showing sharp fangs, as […]

Welp. I am having worst.day.ever. first, my mom tells me i can’t have a puppy. second, i am in the middle of a horrible writers block. third, i just learned my friend is moving tomorrow. fourth, my dad thinks it’s fun to slap my foot over and over again… in front of a boy i […]

look, the origional idea wasn’t mine, it was someone who’s name escapes me but did one about foaly and caballine. thanks to them! this is a story of how artemis is trying to propose but it keeps going wrong. thanks also to nelly furtado, who inspired this fanfic

Discliamer: I don’t own AF
Title: FF Challenge Entry
Pairing: Butler/Chix
Warnings: This makes little-to-no sense
A/N: I found and AF contest to see if someone could make a contest to the specifications of the creater. I’ll include it in another chapter, so as not to make this AN longer. 
Artemis took a deep breath. He picked up his Armani hairbrush […]

Disclaimer: I always forge to say that I don’t own this . . .
Title: Compensation
Pairing: Trouble/Grub
Warnings: Slash-erific. As usual.
A/N: Written for the Odd Couples challenge. I rather like it. It’s a bit of a spin on Grub. Please revment.
HURRAHFORSLASH!
“Grub, I told you, I had to!” Trouble said to his brother.
“I know I did something wrong, Trouble, […]