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Beckett Simpleton

Wow, this needs an update. I'm a teengaer now! Roar! Anyhow, I have discovered these Young Sherlock books, they're brill, go check them out! Whatever, Um, I live in Geordie town (You'll never find it on Google Earth, trust me) In good ol' England! I AM NOT POSH! Why is it that on all American films, English peeps sound super posh? Get some Londoners! Proppa Gangstas! And us Geordies, well. Have you ever listened to Ant & Dec?

My Favorites

  • Site CLOSED, in READ-ONLY Mode Now, Sorry!

    Summary: Closed to new users and registrations, sorry! Check out the forum instead now.

    Written on 20th Nov 2016, by . 3 Reviews.

  • Complex

    Summary: Artemis has a wife and kids, twenty years after TAC. But when the Complex comes back, secrets must be revealed, and bonds broken.

    Written on 21st May 2011, by . 17 Reviews.

My Stories

  • Hello Again Old Chums

    Summary: So I was wondering – who from the old crowd is still here? And who are the new guys? I’ve […]

    Written on 31st Aug 2014, by . 1 Review.

  • In The End…

    Summary: In the end, Alexander the Great turned out like this... (prologue and chapter 1)

    Written on 23rd Aug 2012, by . 2 Reviews.

  • How Are You Happy?

    Summary: Artemis learns the definition of happiness a little later than expected, but with good results all the same.

    Written on 23rd Jul 2012, by . 6 Reviews.

  • The Everthere

    Summary: Artemis Fowl is going grey, but then, it's not really the end of the world, right? Based on The Everthere by Elbow

    Written on 14th Jul 2012, by . 5 Reviews.

  • Hael

    Summary: Here goes nothin’! Artemis was screaming and screaming. Making as much noise as possible seemed to only way to let […]

    Written on 13th Mar 2011, by . 18 Reviews.

  • The Call

    Summary: Talkstoangels77 from FF.Net told me to listen to this song called The Call and I thought it fitted into when […]

    Written on 9th Oct 2010, by . 22 Reviews.

  • Alexander’s World

    Summary: Written because I found all my old toys under the bed and had a memory rush. Starting off with Artemis […]

    Written on 8th Oct 2010, by . 6 Reviews.

  • I Want

    Summary: I edited it to make it rhyme better! Here’s the new version! I want to eat CHOCOLATE! Every single day! […]

    Written on 3rd Oct 2010, by . 25 Reviews.

  • Friend of Ours

    Summary: Falling's not the problem, when I'm falling, I'm at peace. It's only when I hit the ground that causes all the grief. Quote Florence + the Machine

    Written on 6th Sep 2010, by . 11 Reviews.

  • Dust Bowl Dance

    Summary: DISCLAIMER! I don’t own ‘Dust Bowl Dance’ Mumford & Sons do! And nor do I own Arty! Get that into […]

    Written on 6th Sep 2010, by . 10 Reviews.