This is a crossover between His Dark Materials trilogy by Philip Pullman, and Artemis Fowl (duh!). If you didn’t read His Dark Materials, don’t worry: I’ll fill you in.

I heard a song i like on my iPod by Dave Nachmanoff that reminded me of Artemis Fowl. I’m not too great at writing tragedy and songfics, but it’s nice to write something different once in a while right? I didn’t get all the words, but I tried my best.
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Everyone’s probably heard the term “like father, like son” right? Well, you know what? It’s crap. My name is Artemis Fowl, and I’m nothing like my father.

A poem I wrote in fifth grade. I couldn’t find the paper I had written it on so I had to type it down from memory and since I have the memory of a goldfish there are some parts missing. But this is most of it.

Jordan is just an ordinary boy with an annoying sister. Meanwhile, Opal Koboiś sister is on the loose. When both Jordanś and Opalś sisters go missing, LEP gets suspicious. Umm…Horrible at summaries…please read and review! Better than it sounds!! Please!!

Artemis meets the girl of his dreams and he will do anything she asks whenever she asks it. What happens when Arty’s girl tells him to try out for the rugby team? Read and review!! please!!!!!! I beg of you!! Better than it sounds, by the way.

An elf walked silently down the quiet streets of Haven. His face was hidden in the shadows of the dark buildings. The roads were dimly lit by hanging streetlamps and the only fairies out, besides the elf, were goblins with smoking cigarettes in their wide mouths. He glowered menacingly at them. Their large eyes opened […]

Artemis and Holly are on a mission to recapture Root’s brother, Turnball, when they crash-land in Athens. The mischievous Sprite, Puck, puts a spell on Holly to fall in love with the first person, or thing, she sees. The first person she sees isn’t exactly who Puck thought it might be…and it might create a biiiig problem…ugh. i suck at summaries.

“I repeat,” the television reporter said, “the large group of Artemis Fowl fan girls said, ‘Die, Minerva, die! We’re coming to get you, and when we do, we’ll chop you into little pieces and feed your innards to the dogs.’ We don’t know why these fan girls would want to kill this other girl named ‘Minerva’ but we do know that the French Police will be paying very close attention to this group and make sure their threat is an empty one.”

A team of LEP officers crept silently through the halls on the 45th floor of Police Plaza. They rounded a corner only to come face-to-face with a group of demons on guard duty. “LEP!” one demon growled to the others. “You know what Sool told us to do!”