Written on September 26th, 2007
What would happen if artemis fowl met The simpsons? Some thing like this.
Bart simpson: Dont have a cow man
Artemis: Ummm excuse me, but that is just sick.
Bart: Ohh just eat my shorts.
Artemis: Ummm that is gross. I wouldnt eat that if is were cleaned a million times. Id rather eat caviar.
Bart: Okay then
Artemis: Anyways, that answer […]
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What would happen if Artemis fowl met The Simpsons »
Written on September 25th, 2007
Authors note: Yea so i am so bored and i have nothing to do so read my stories n comment this is pretty stupid. Hollys poems are italic n artemis’s are normal.
I am staring dagers at her
I cant beleive you chose her instead of me
If looks could kill
Then she’d be dead
Her with all those brains […]
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POEMS from holly to artemis and the other way around plus a surprise guest. got your attention did i? »
Written on September 23rd, 2007
this is my first song and you probley never heard it before but w/e
Holly was talking with trouble. She was upset because she was going to break up with him. Their love was just fading
its complicated when love has faded and you cant hold on anymore. You gotta let go even though you know your […]
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You never stop loving somebody »
Written on September 23rd, 2007
Artemis fowl was walking down the street when he saw a red car. ”HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE, thats a stupid color!!!!” he said. artemis was having problems. Holly had just hit him with a happy ray. It made the person overly hyper and happy. holly was shielded behind artemis laughing hystaricly. After […]
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Sry this is a little random »
Written on September 22nd, 2007
cosmo hill was an orphan. That means he didnt have any parents or any sponsers. Only 4 people knew who his parents were, and 2 of them where his parents. The other 2 people were butler and foaly. His dad had built a time machine so that the baby would be safe from the lep, […]
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supernaturalist »
Written on September 16th, 2007
Artemis was in his study with the twins practicing his ill gotten magic. He would use his powers in front of them and use the mesmer to delete it from their brains.
“Look at my hand,” Commanded Artemis to Myles as he healed a cut he had given himself. This was part of a plan, one […]
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Mission: Aurum est potestas: gold is power »
Written on September 15th, 2007
“ring ring”
Artemis: Hello?
Minerva: Hi arty, whatcha doing? maybe do you want to go to a movie or something?
Artemis: Yea, im sorry but i have to um… study for a test. yep very busy.
Minerva: oh yea, sure. we both know you dont have to study for a test, you just dont want to go!
Artemis: No sereosly, […]
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Cell phone call »