Warning, if you have not read twilight or the sequals, this might not make sense.  If you dont want spoilers to eclipse, do not read this, tho i would perfer you did read this, its not my bussiness. 
“Why wont you change me already?????”  i complained, “you promised that after we got married you would.”
“I wanted […]

 
 
 This is a song by joe nickles.  I think Artemis would be awsome singing this.  Holly was just stollen by Trouble.  I changed some of the words so that it would sound more authenic
He wore that Lep helment
To cover up his horns
Sweet talkin’ forked tongue
Had a tempting charm
Before I turned around
That girl was gone
All I […]

Okay, this is going to be a long one, i hope.  PLEASE READ IT, AND DONT BE MAD IF IT TAKES ME FOREVER TO FINISH IT!!!  OH, AND ARTEMIS ISNT REALLY IN THE FIRST CHAPTER

She was looking for him.  Gosh, this guy really knows how to hide! she thought. Where could he be?
She was getting […]

She looked at the box
So much could be said about something so small
She cried and cried as she hugged him
That was the answer that he was waiting for
They could start a family
And he would be free
Him and Angline
She would be a fowl
And one of the first to not be foul
Sorry, it sucks i know dont […]

This is A diary entry type story and you will see how it deals with artemis fowl soon.
Dear Diary,
         I will not tell my husbend.  Witches are burning everyday.  Of coures i am not a witch. I am an elf, a fairy.  I just seem small to the humans but i still found me a […]

on this random monday morning my teacher was making us write a story beginning with “on this random monday mornig” for 4 min. strait without stoping!  We were into the assignment, when we were interupted by the assistant princible.
“Hello, i would like to introduce a new student,  Artemis Fowl.”  He stated
“Oh, sure, hello, welcome.  You […]

There will be quotes by people, then how it deals with artemis,  Idea came to me during class so it might not be perfect but oh well!!
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried-anonymous
Artemis fowl was really upset, he got a 99% on a test.  So he walked into his study, […]

Authors note:  Okay this is going to be a clue writing.  I will give you clues to who killed minerva(cause i hate her).  It will be almost exactly like clue, the movie/game.  Anyone can guess who the murder is before i publish it because i know who the murderer is already and i wont publish […]

What would happen if artemis fowl met The simpsons?  Some thing like this.
Bart simpson:  Dont have a cow man
Artemis:  Ummm excuse me, but that is just sick. 
Bart:  Ohh just eat my shorts.
Artemis:  Ummm that is gross.  I wouldnt eat that if is were cleaned a million times.  Id rather eat caviar.
Bart:   Okay then
Artemis:   Anyways, that answer […]

Authors note:   Yea so i am so bored and i have nothing to do so read my stories n comment this is pretty stupid.  Hollys poems are italic n artemis’s are normal.
I am staring dagers at her
I cant beleive you chose her instead of me
If looks could kill
Then she’d be dead
Her with all those brains […]