Okay, so i am copy cat, so sue me! (jk, dont do that plz!)
Artemis:  What are we doing here?
Holly:  dont look at me, I’m a sofa.
Foaly:  hey(writes down stuff on paper)  read this out loud!
Holly:  I am sofa king we tod it.  hey!!!!  (read it out loud, really)
Artemis: ha ha ha ha you are stupid!!!! […]

Here are the results of the character poll. you can still vote. if you dont know how, you put a message saying + one/- One. I will delete your comment after i count it. Then you can vote again. They all started at 10. At 0 i will delete […]

Artemis walked into his bedroom. For him, it had felt like only last week that he was there, but in reality, it had been two years. He sighed.
“You okay?” Asked holly, who had come over to check on her favorite little mud boy.
“Yes, I am okay holly,” He snapped coldly.
Holly knew he […]

Umm, i know i havent been on in a while. but i did update the BLACK NIGHT story, so if you want to read it, please do.  Jelly, you cant get rid of me that easily.
READ PLEASE!

The darkness surrounded her as she walked home from his house.  A streetlight a few yards away was the only sorce of light.  There wasn’t a moon, the sky was too cloudy. Somewhere in the distance, a clock struck 12.  She hadnt meant to stay out late, and she knew her Father and Mother wouldnt be happy.  […]

I am planning to do some serious updats, but i havent done any right now, this is like what jelly did, so yea, this is where all my updates will be.  OK, I HAVE AN ISSUE!!!!   STOP RATING UPDATES!!! it’s not fair for the real stories.  PLEASE tell me im not the only one who […]

The Tree was a beautiful site to see.  Every year it looked great, but this year in Fowl Manor it was exceptional.  Holly and Artemis worked very hard all day and were almost completed.  
“I think the tree is perfect!”  Artemis said, sighing with relief, it wasn’t his idea to trow this party.
“I think it is missing something,”  Holly said with a smile.
Artemis smiled, Holly […]

Warning, if you have not read twilight or the sequals, this might not make sense.  If you dont want spoilers to eclipse, do not read this, tho i would perfer you did read this, its not my bussiness. 
“Why wont you change me already?????”  i complained, “you promised that after we got married you would.”
“I wanted […]

 
 
 This is a song by joe nickles.  I think Artemis would be awsome singing this.  Holly was just stollen by Trouble.  I changed some of the words so that it would sound more authenic
He wore that Lep helment
To cover up his horns
Sweet talkin’ forked tongue
Had a tempting charm
Before I turned around
That girl was gone
All I […]

I updated water, so if you want to read it, and give me advise, i would gladly appreciate that. I think i will have 4 ch. by tonight but dont kill me if i dont. ttfn