I have updated The Hypnosis Problem! I have risen from the dead to do just this! If all of you have forgotten about it and do not care anymore and wish to throw pickled eggs at me (and other random items) I understand. Please comment and tell me if you still care about this long […]

People have done stories where Artemis meets his fans before. But NEVER like this! This involves no dimension or universe traveling! This takes place after TTP. Artemis Fowl was only published in the United States in this story.

Artemis and his dad aren’t so serious, but he’s still a rich criminal genius. He hasn’t met The People. I skipped the chorus in the song, sorry!

Artemis is hypnotized and starts act acting really weird. Set right after TLC . Root never died, Butler was never hurt in TEC, Holly’s still in the LEP, the pressure isn’t too much for humans underground, and Artemis’s parents were mind wiped.