Artemis is hypnotized and starts act acting really weird. Set right after TLC . Root never died, Butler was never hurt in TEC, Holly’s still in the LEP, the pressure isn’t too much for humans underground, and Artemis’s parents were mind wiped.

This is extremely random (and hopefully funny)
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