Probably, you’re going to scroll down past the next paragraph and go straight to reading the winners. We can’t blame you for that. But when you’re done, scroll back up and read what you’ve skipped. It’s not just a block of text to get in your way.
This was a really […]

Note: This a repost of an old announcement… it seems like you guys need reminding again.
To all the readers of the archive:
Actually, that’s not true. This isn’t directed everyone. If you’ve never had a comment deleted, or never noticed a little italicized note at the bottom of one of your […]

The five times Butler ignored an order from Artemis.

Well, it’s been long enough since we had an official challenge, and so…

The ‘Five Times’ Challenge
The fanfiction archive staff is challenging any interested Fowl fan to write a fanfiction about the the five times something happened to any of the characters. It could be almost anything- for example, “The five times Mulch regretted stealing something”, […]

A sort of ‘missing scene’ from Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, where Artemis breaks through Harry, Ron, and Hermione’s Muggle-repelling charms and finds them.

Chapter 1
Family Matters
Artemis Fowl was not pleased. At first, having siblings had been a novelty. All too soon, however, they became nothing more than an annoyance. Unfortunately, they were not the type of annoyance that he could ask Butler to take care of.
“Why, exactly, is this necessary?” Artemis asked in frustration.
“Your parents want you to […]