It has come to the attention of the editors- again- that some members are taking unfair advantage of the ratings system.
Six months ago, we posted an announcement reminding people how to rate a story, and why stories are rateable in the first place. We scolded those of you who took unfair advantage of the system […]

I am thrilled to be able to inform you that the virus has been eradicated, and the archive is safe to browse once more. There should be no further problems.
Thanks for your patience while we dealt with this, everyone!
Oh, and we owe this great news to a half-Russian hacker who wishes us all to […]

The main page of the archive now says that we have almost 10,000 reviews, which is phenomenal- we know there are a dedicated bunch of visitors to the archive, and this is meant to be a friendly environment for people who enjoy Artemis Fowl to come together.
However, this is not a place for you to just […]

A sort of ‘missing scene’ from Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, where Artemis breaks through Harry, Ron, and Hermione’s Muggle-repelling charms and finds them.

Chapter 1
Family Matters
Artemis Fowl was not pleased. At first, having siblings had been a novelty. All too soon, however, they became nothing more than an annoyance. Unfortunately, they were not the type of annoyance that he could ask Butler to take care of.
“Why, exactly, is this necessary?” Artemis asked in frustration.
“Your parents want you to […]