Note: Title means “what bad luck!”
Artemis is such an unlucky boy. Still a teenager, and yet he has experienced the loss of one parent (for a period of time) and if we’re more lenient with the criteria, his mother’s bout of depression counts too.
He’s bargained with the extinctionists, saved the fairy world, and has a split personality. Too bad more stuff’s just gonna come his way.
You’re right. His fans can’t bear it anymore. Combining their strength, they have managed to break the fourth wall, and now he is stuck in a room, tied to a chair, and he can spot a total of seven visible cameras.
Looking for kidnappers! Seven will be accepted, based on first-come-first-served basis! Additional submissions may be kept, and used as a featured guest! Join now, and receive the delight of seeing the criminal mastermind up close and without Butler!
(For those shipping Artler, we are sincerely sorry. The hole in the wall wasn’t big enough for us to drag him through too.)
Artemis Fowl is willing to receive fan letters and constructive criticism in addition to gifts. This decision was made for him by his hosts (his kidnappers).
Note: The categories will be changed when I have enough things to work on.