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hi everyone, I’m new here and I’m just informing you guys that I’m not that good in writing so I hope that all of you can help me. thanks a lot.

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  1. Of course we’ll help you! πŸ˜€ Welcome to this site! You’ll find a lot of friends here, but STAY AWAY FROM ARTYMON. You have no idea what he could do to your brain.

  2. Yes, stay away from the crazy weird guy. I only just got me off his stalk list (I think).

    Anyway, I’m Helen, and I’m well, not so crazy, but I’m scary. Yes, scary. I keep threatening people with my thumbscrews, my stretchers, and my brand new whip. πŸ™‚

    Okay. I gotta say, I have one BIG fault. I start stories, and I never finish ’em. Never, except for a few short ones. I’m on vacation now, so my friend, Natalia, and K12, are managing my account.

    The… thing here is: It’s not weird if you’re crazy and random. It’s when you’re NOT that it matters, and people (like me) start threatening you.

    Okay, you won’t get too scared, won’t you? I’m not really that bad, except I keep pestering you to update.

    One more. Don’t EVER give me any nicknames.

  3. Um, me too, but I managed to turn his influence on me to you guys, so it’s rather my fault, but don’t worry, I’ll soon turn his power on himself. It shouldn’t affect him, he’s already waaay too crazy for anything to do any damage to his brain.

    Yes, and people DO call me ‘hell’ sometimes, and so they get the privilege of taking a look at my fully furnished dungeon. A long, long, look.

    Anyway, if someone named Artymon ever talks to you, call the police immediately, and put your hands over your ears. He’ll start talking, and then you’ll go crazy too.

  4. Yes, Artymon is very crazy…
    It is an odd fad to be crazy, but he takes it too far…HE FREAKIN’ STALKS PEOPLE!!! And sometimes refers to himself as the 3rd person.
    —Adding you to my stalk list, Artymon

  5. Yes, and Artymon’s stalk list is getting longer by the minute…
    He managed to drive me insane in 2 short months.

    Welcome!!!! I’ve only been here since august, but I think I’ve got the jist of the main info already! Plz stay away from Artymon. This is not a warning, it is a plead.

    P.s Artymon, look in your fridge, there should be some of my famous veggie with egg and shrimp stir-fry. Yes, I’m trying to get you to consider NOT to stalk me. 😐 😐 😐

  6. Okay, I looked, and there WAS some food in it. Not bad, not bad at all…
    I expect monthly deliveries.

  7. He drove me insane… not. He has absolutely no effect whatsoever on me. Anyway, are you a girl or a boy? Sounds like you’re a girl. but then I could be wrong. You haven’t actually wrote anything yet, your writing could be great and we’ll never know.

    TO ARTYMON: Please, please look in your fridge. There should be some of the ‘stuff’ Helen sent me. It’s DELICIOUS. I’m just trying to bribe you… to stop stalking me. Stop stalking ME, not Helen. She can deal with you herself.

  8. Nope, don’t see it…
    Wait…never mind…
    OHO!! YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE SOOO SMART!! TRIED TO POISON ME, DIDN’T YOU?! DON’T DARE LIE!!!! I KNOW YOU’VE DECEIVED ME, NOW HERE’S A SURPRISE: I KNOW THAT YO HAVE ‘CUZ THERE’S MAGIC IN MY EYES. I CAN SEE FOR MILES AND MILES!!! MILES AND!! MILES AND….MILES AND MILLLLLLEEESSSS!!

  9. Er… No, I’m not trying to poison you. Maybe you should actually test the food. It tastes GREAT. But now I’m bgining to regret sending all that yummy food to you. Hmph.

  10. whoa! those comments are freaking me out. I’m a girl, and I know Artymon, stalk me.. I don’t mind. Vera is my friend of the site and for now I can’t think of anything to write…anyway, thx for the warning yo guys..

  11. Hi Summer! I am kierisa12, Although (noone has noticed) I changed my name to Kierisa 12, you can call me kierisa12, Kierisa 12, Kierisa, kierisa, KIERISA, KiErIsA, or K12. Ok, *phew*, long intro. I would firstly wanr you of Artymon, but I think you get the picture. Nice to meet you, I hope you do post some stories so that WE can decide wether your good or not. (i am an easy judge) ok, runnin outa things to say…. Cool name, wanna be OB’s? (online buddies) hope you enjoy our site of wackos! (err, editors not included in the wacko list)

  12. yeah, Kierisa 12 is right. we are all wackjobs…welcome to the club Summer!
    P.S: I usually rate stories high, and i Γ’β„’Β₯ funny fanfics!

  13. by the way i’m hiholly123, or just hiholly.

  14. Crud. monthly deliveries?
    Anyways, sometimes our resident “frootloops” put up random comments
    That drive the writers AND the editors insane.

    BTW There are TONS of ppl after Artymon.

    CIA, MI6, FBI, etc…… oh, and 93% of this site!!!!!

  15. Warms my heart it does to see new people join this site. A Big fan I am of the AF series and glad I am to find people who feel the same way.

    And just so you know, also on the hunt for Artymon the Jedi Order is. Strong in the Dark Side he is.

  16. pls don’t talk like that. No offence, but it makes you sound like a person with brain damage because I don’t like star wars. srry. πŸ™

  17. *Chokes* you WHAT?!?!?! you.. you.. *tries to comprehend* How can someone not like star wars??? That is….. insane. You are probalby on THE DARK SIDE hey all, an idea i have, to annoy Miasaki, talk like this we will. πŸ™‚ BTW I know someone with brain damage, so be careful what ya say.. k? OKEY DOKEY. Hey Summer, this may seem a bit like advertising, but if you want to know the main reason (well one main reason) we all think artymon is crazy you should read send in the mail. If you search it you have to go a page or two back, read send in the mail BEFORE you read send in the mail chapter six and up.

  18. Yes, though, I, Artymon, am no where near as insane as my mentor, Jan Gloobersmay.
    I didn’t realize that you had changed your name K12. Interesting…
    Le’z see her, did I say I added you to my Stalk List? Yeah…I did…
    Umm…nothing new to say except, ICH BIN VERSUCHEN UND ΓƒΕ“BERNAHME DIE WELT!!!!

  19. Oh no u won’t, Artymon!!!!!!!!!!
    Oh, one more thing, summer, Artymon will sometimes spontaneously burst into german. Plus he is a total schwein. oops, forgot, I do that too. πŸ˜‰

  20. Hi Summer! Welcome to this site! Hope you like it here! *waves a welcome flag like a maniac*

  21. great. Another maniac.

  22. Yes, now you see how crazy we all are. It’ll be nice to have someone new to torture…

    And Artymon: JUST TASTE THE FOOD!!!

  23. NO!!! I KNOW IT’S POISONED!!!!
    And Mia? TRY AND STOP ME FROM TAKING OVER THY WORLD!!! AH HAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAHAAHAHA*continues in evil Von Beck laugh*
    Summer, I feel necessary to tell you: I find that to actually type out words and letters is beneath me, so I have a guy who types what I dictate. His name is Fill-In. Or…do you have a real name, Fill-In?
    Fill-In/me: Yes, du Schwein!
    Artymon: Such language! Tsk tsk…
    Fill-In/me: Nein, nein, “Ficken du” is bad lingo, schwein is telling it like it is. Right, Miasaki?
    Artymon: SHUT UP!!!!!!

  24. Hmm… Maybe Artymon’s gone stupid. Helen’s on VACATION and she sends me some food, and me, being the nice person that I am, decides to send Artymon some, then he accuses me of trying to poison him!

    Artymon, why don’t you just test the food? THEN EAT IT!!!

  25. Yes, crazy we all are. But no need to feel afraid there is… kinda. Annoying people and destroying Sith i am good at. Maisaki: watch your back you must, >:)

  26. Okay, I gave a sample of your “food” (yes, that’s supposed to be an insult, using quotation marks over food…) to my Taste-Tester. If he is still alive this time next week, I’ll consider trying your “cooking.”
    Summer? War is imminent, choose side, you must! Who are you teaming up with? The Insanitors, or thou Other-Side?
    —high scorer on Men In Black, Artymon

  27. Definatly schwein. Artymon ACTUALLY tasted my dishes!!! I could have poisoned them, but I don’t have any taste testers since they didn’t want to work for a maniac.

    To yoda: I am. Every 5 min. I have a gun. in my sleeve. NITRO.

    To Artymon: So lemme see… *makes my voodoo doll of Artymon force down helen’s sub’s food.* Okay Artymon, how do ya feel?

    Artymon:Urk.

  28. I am most definatly on the isane side. I cant help it! CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE! for petes sake! Who can name 4 of my obssesions? only true maniacs know. (mostly cuz they would care to pay attention to my obsessions)

  29. Er…Legos. Your dog, Pippin (I think) Writing…and uh…um….(how much more time till the bomb goes off?) uh…oh no…I don’t know! WAIT!!! Don’t kill me I know!!! PHANTOM OF THY OPERA!!!

  30. Hi Summer!!! Hope you have fun writing here!!! Artymon stop scaring people already!!!

  31. srry, I’ll do sumting.

    *ties voodoo doll up with my hanky. Recently used hanky. :twisted:*

    There.

  32. Miasaki? STOP STICKING THAT FREAKIN’ NEEDLE IN MY EAR!!!

  33. lol!!! Im going to put Artymon on the ground and stomp it until it…

  34. OHMG WHAT IS GOING ON HERE? 30 reviews by the same people! And, pokeymon, stop it! (artymon’s new nickname!!!)

    Oh, and hi, Summer! Welcome to the site. I am one of the less crazy ones.

  35. WRONG ARTYMON! you got THREE right. I am obssesed with my adorible dog (yes MINE, not the family’s) phantom of the Opera and writing. BUT I HATE LEGOS!!! My last obsession is Legolas! (the name of an elve in lord of the rings) He is played by the beautiful orlando bloom…. *starts daydreaming* ANYWAY! you are not a true maniac Artymon. *shakes head sadly*

  36. Oh! Right…sorry, I thought, when I first saw that, that it was a typo or something; I don’t really know about this “Lord of the Rings” as I am much too busy planning out tomorrow’s festives. Which means I’m either stalking someone, plotting world domination, or else reading.
    Now, I leave to grab my DNA back from Miasaki before she uses her voodoo doll again. Wait…why am I bothering? I’ll just get an atom bomb flown to Canada.
    445-498-tREC48B-N49C3895-45-I39
    Wait…this isn’t where I put in thy launch code…DRAT! You know thy codes!!!
    Song, we gotta get outta here! Quick before that blasted mercenary kills us!
    Song? NOOOOOOO!!!!!! That merc killed him!!!! I’M LAUNCHINH THY BOMBS OVER KOREA INSTEAD!!! TAKE THAT! AND THAT!

  37. GASP! not Korea! I am learning they’re martial arts! how about… Ciro? (sides, i am doing a 31 day of prayer thing for Korea, so could you at least wait thirty days?)

  38. Okay okay!!!!!!!! geez.

    *Tapes artymon voodoo doll to the wall*

    Me:Just stay there until I can disarm this thing.

    Artymon:MMMMMPH!!!!!

    Me:Did I mention I taped your mouth shut?

    Me:Done. Artymon, your gonna have to make a whole new bomb. 😈

    Dear fangathering,
    There will be no nuclear invasions today. That is all
    ~Pandora

  39. I require my voice not, foolish human. I and my race have long since learned of our PK powers. As I type, or rather, as my Fill-In types, my Martian brothers come to invade Earth. You all have no chance. Korea shall have its 30 days. You all have less than an hour.
    —AVB
    P.S. I have also contacted My Favorite Martian, CHRISTOPHER LLOYD!

  40. Uh, the REAL Helen December 16th, 2008 at 6:26 am 40

    Okaay…

    I’ve got something new, but it seems that someone has gotten ahead of me. Anyway, MY voodoo doll is much better quality, it magnifies the pain 10000X. So there!

    Artymon: Stop poking my stomach! I’m gonna vomit!

    Me: EWWW!!!

    Artymon: Stop poking my head! I need that computer chip to function!

    Me: *Keeps poking*

  41. CRYPTO!
    Crypto: What?
    Artymon: DESTROY ALL HUMANS!!! AND RIP OUT THEIR BRAIN STEMS!!!
    Crypto: Right-o. DIE, MONKEYS!!!!

  42. Uh, the REAL Helen December 16th, 2008 at 6:41 am 42

    BUT I’VE GOT YOUR COMPUTER CHIP!!! YAY!!!

  43. Good nite, m’dear. Stalk you tomorrow.m,nhf
    ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
    HA! HE’S ASLEEP!!! YOU CAN KILL HIM WITH [CENSORED]!!!D’ARVIT! NOT AGAIN! [CENSORED][CENSORED][CENSORED][CENSORED][CENSORED][CENSORED]!
    CURSED! Foiled again!

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