(20 votes, average: 4.85 out of 5)
Loading ...I haven’t posted in a while, so I’m probably dead to the world. 
Ah well. This seemed like a good idea earlier, but seriously, give me some comments. Holly (and a coupla others) are OOC due to the sugar rushes. This is about 3 years after TTP. Fluff? Mayyyyyyybe…. Plus, I’m typing this out in my aunt’s decade old compu, so yea. XD
pls and thank you!
DISCLAIMER: I do not own AF. Get that into your minds ppl, do i LOOK like a middle-aged guy?
“Come on, Arty It’ll be fun!!”
“No.”
Holly POV
I fumed, silently. Great idea having a party, but seriously, no truth or dare? It was probably all the sugar I brought. After the re-RE-capture of Opal Koboi, I decided it was time to have a celebration.
We deserved time to cut loose, it seemed like there was always a new threat around the corner. So when Artemis told me that his parents were leaving for a second honeymoon and Myles and Beckett were staying at a nanny’s house, we saw the chance.
We invited Mulch, Doodah, No1, Foaly, Trouble, and a few other LEP. We hosted everything in the living room, because the ceilings were extra high, and that was the only way Foaly could fit. The concept of a casual party is a relativly alien concept to Artmis, so I brought most of the supplies.
“Please?” I asked, doing my puppy-eyes.
Artemis gave. “Fine!”
“Good. I’ll get the bottle, you get the guests.”
I pushed aside a balsawood and cherry coffee table, and grabbed a bottle of “FrizZ“ (A.N, Holly can push aside the table because the balsawood makes it light, and ”FrizZ” is a fairy pop….) and chugged it. The bottles were small anyways.
Artemis somehow managed to get all of the guests attention, and we sat in a circle. I announced, maybe a bit too loud, “Artemis and I hosted, so we go first!” Everyone already knew how to play, due to the fact I explained to Artemis beforehand. Even so, I had to lay out a new ground rule. “If you don’t do the dare, the penalty you have to spin the bottle, and kiss the person it lands on for 5 seconds. And I can’t garuntee whether that person will be of the opposite gender.”
Artemis spun the bottle. It landed on Trouble.
“Truth”
“What’s the most embarassing situation you ever had when you were a younger private?”
Wow. For a person who’s never played, he’s good.
Trouble reddened. Only me, and a few of the senior LEP captains knew. I had to stifle a laugh.
He cleared his throat. “About 2 decade and a half back, Foaly had traced another fairy related phone call. I was all pumped up, thinking it was my first major mission. I had just managed to pull myself up onto the window, when someone from inside closed it. It smashed my fingers. I screamed in pain, and backed up into a tree.
The old fashioned wings I had on sputtered and fail, and I fell on top of my partner, knocking us both out and causing us to unshield. And of course I had to have scraped my uniform on the way down, and it had to be on the backside. The humans noticed the commotion and rushed outside to find 2 strangely dressed small people, knocked out, and one exposing his butt. Mass mindwipes. I swore I would NEVER live that day down.”
All of us were laughing hysterically, even Arty. We calmed down enough to let Trouble spin the bottle. And it had to land on me. An inhuman smile lit up Trouble’s face.
“Holly? Truth or Dare?”
I figured, the heck with it.
“Dare.”
“I dare you to prank call a member of the council. And don’t make it a lame one.”
“Okay.” One was forming in my head.
I put the mike in my helmet to speakerphone, and called Vinyaya. She would take the prank more lightly than some of the others.
“Hello?” Came the reply.
“Ahem. This is Micheal Jackson, calling from studio six, eehheee!”
By then a couple of the other people were trying not to crack up. I pulled a few more lines. And people were hysterically laughing. Finally:
“Who is this?”
“MJ of course! Heeey!”
“Holly? Holly, is this a prank call?”
“Took you long enough!” I said, in my normal voice, and hung up. Lots of the guests were rolling in the aisles. I had to laugh. I burst out and was soon clutching at my stomach, sore from all the laughter.
I took my turn to spin the bottle.
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Okay guys, I need truths and dare, and make ‘em FUNNEZ!!! pls and thank you, with a BIG PIECE OF CHOCOLATE CAKE on top. yayz.
“”The concept of a casual party is a relativly alien concept to Artmis, so I brought most of the supplies.”
Haha, c’mon, Artemis, get yer funk on! *makes that weird party noise “uns uns uns uns” and dances*”
Artemis: *awkward* Eh…
/\rtymon: *holds gun up to his head* Now!
“Artemis gave. “Fine!—
Lovely style. I seriously thought this story was going to be like:
Artemis: I dare you to dance like a chicken.
Holly:*does chicken dance*
I iz glad to be disappointed.
“Everyone already knew how to play, due to the fact I explained to Artemis beforehand. ”
Holly: Now, when I spin the bottle the person it lands on has to pick between truthfully answering a question, or doing a dare.
Artemis: What duce? Teling the truth? No! *attempts to run*
Holly: *mesers* you are mine, you will do as I say. @_@
Artemis: I am yours…I will do as you say.
Holly: Stand on your head and whimper at cats. @_@
Trouble Embarressing moment?
Haha. Mooning the mudmen.
“I dare you to prank call a member of the council. And don’t make it a lame one.â€
Oooh, I love a goodprank call. *offers numerous numbers from my contacts list*
“Ahem. This is Micheal Jackson, calling from studio six, eehheee!â€
Hahahahaha!!
Real Michael Jackson: *sitting on Island in Grand Rapids with Elvis and every other “dead” rockstar/actor/author*
Sad, Michael Jackson is bigger then when he was alive.
Haha, I liked this, it has a great writing style, written out very nicely.
Moving on, Truths and Dares:
Dares:
Eat a cat.
Steal a lion from a local zoo.
Tap dnce while trying to balance a a goldfish, a cake, and an umbrella on the top of a red and white stripped hat.
*for Artemis* Act like a monkey. A wild partying monkey.
Do a singalong.
Moon the guests.
Jump out of a window.
Hotwire a car and takeit back here.
As is tradition for Fan Fiction,
FCD
lol!!!! thank you A-mon!!! I’m glad you liked it!!!
…….
eat a cat?
I was thinking we could get Verbil Chix to streak…… hey, they do streaking in every onther truth or dare fic!
the monkey thing…. good idea. I’ll see if I can update on the decade old server later.
Haha, I was tempted to pu streaking in zere, but I thought mooning was basically similar enough…
Oh! What about skinny dipping?
*snickers*
Good luck on your update, with the old computer.
I dare Artemis to uh… sing (the most hillarious and weird song ev.)
Ooh! Dare Arty to sing the Gir Song! It’s one of the funniest songs eva! Err… a truth for Chix, have you ever been so desperate to get a girlfriend you considered dating a Mud Girl? Dare for Foaly, I dare you to act like an idiot for the rest of the party! (he will say no and have to kiss someone) LOL! Hope you get 2 update soon!
Wow! You haven’t written in a while, Miasaki!
But it was worth the wait. It’s a really good idea, and a really good story!
Dares:
Prank call one of the fg crazies!
That’s all I got. I’ll comment if I can think of another one!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BAD IDEA GETING THE MOTHER OF ALL PRANKS IN THIS! I dare Artemis to eat a lollie pop in a public mall serounded by his former classmates! in his underwear.
eat a cat?
wats wrong wiv the boy??
i agree wiv v-san they SHOULD prancall one of the loonies!
uhhhhhhhhh…………… im confused. not about tha awesome story…… about tha 1st coment………….
ok! This story ROXS!!!! here’s my dare,
( bottle lands on Holly, and arty is daring )
Ok Holly, truth or dare?
Holly : Dare!
Artemis : I dare you to kiss me!!!!
Holly : I’ll take the Bottle!!!!
* holly spins bottle, bottle lands on Artemis *
Holly : * faints *
YO dis is soooo funny Miasaki! I don’t think you’re THAT dead to the FF world. Well, maybe that’s just me cause you’re on da forum…..
Dare for Holly: Eat rare meat.
Mia, I am dead to the FG world a lot, too.
Anyways, fowlfan987, if she took the bottle, she would have to kiss him anyways, so it’s a win/win!!! Yeah, I think that Holly and Artemis should kiss. Definately.
Hmmm…
Dare Foaly to…
Aha! destroy some of his technology!
He would never do it, and he’ll have to kiss someone. But mabey it could be Cabaline he has to kiss. Let’s not be too mean to Foaly, right?
Lol, ok, mabey Mulch and Doodah would have to kiss! That’d be SO hilarious!!!
I luv fowlfan987′s idea! And make Juliet come in and press a button that makes a boombox play I Could Get Use To This by Everlife!!!*snickers*
You must tease Arty as much as possible!!!!!!!!!!!!! Or I have no meaning!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@ crazy chick: ok artymon’s crazy, his one of the legendary af loonies….he left b4 most of the newbie’s came so not many pple kno him anymore and yeah the 1st comments a bit whacko….
16th commet cha-cha
OMGOMGOMGOMG!!! thanks for all the reviews guys!!! I was only gone for like, 4 days, and…. WOW. I’ll see if I can update…. does the “new chapter” thingy work on internet explorer?
hmmmm….. I have a couple my ideas too….. you’ll see.
Oh, and I’ll probably do 2 or 3 dares per chapter, since i tend to ramble on and on.
OMG Chix is such a sicko!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks for updating!!!!!!!!
14 freakin’ minutes! I’ll never get teenagers, even genuis teenagers. Yes, i’m ten and i’m not a teen.
Oh yeah I remember that day. I punched the little flirt so hard I nearly gave him a concussion. That’s what he gets for flirting with a black belt. 14 minutes? It could have been worse.
yea, but I still don’t get what’s so fun about playing tonsel hockey for 14 minutes. I mean a kiss is cute, but just making out all the time dosen’t sound so great. Just kinda gross, but I like the teasing of Arty.
OMFG! AGH TEXT TALK AGAIN! Good and funny still Miasaki!
Eeeeep! CLOSET!!
!!! *GRinning very hard! CAn”T breath! HELP!!*
*hits IWA out the back*
she BREATHES!!!!
okay, i’m glad you liked it. I miiiiiight update laterz. might. I dunno. Out of the like, 11 stories i have, only one is finished. XD XD
Update now… *glares in that way that sends shivers down your spine*
0_o
tha was scary… i thought no one cared. And how the F*** did my story get into the top ten rated? did somebocy play a weird joke or something?
Oh, and I’ll see about that update… right now.
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que? just joking. I love this it’s halarious…… is that how you spell that?
try and read this…
I cnat blievee i can raed tihs wehn the wdors are selpled tihs way.
if you can raed it. psas it on.
Yay! Five stars! So good! Now can I have my cookie?
SWEET!! AWESOME!!!MORE! *FOAMS AT THA MOUTH*
YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! Funny, man!!!!!!!! AK’s gonna kill you though and I don’t wanna be around to see it so bye!!!!!!
YAYAYAY!! THANKS YOU GUYS!!!!
*throws e-cookies everywhere*
t’s raining cookies!!!!
and thank you, peeps!!! thank you for enjoying this story!!
and S-shadow? (can i call u that?) yes i can read that. It ain’t that hard. You should try reading my writing… with a pen. Illegible scribbles. Once some dude asked me if I was writing in another language. XD XD
MIASAKI!!! you are so mean to make poor trouble sing taylor swift!!!!
but that was so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh Mi God!!!! You were soooo mean to Foaly!!!!!!!!! Trouble totally deserved to have to sing TS!
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! thanks for the reviews, u guys!!!! I gotta update sooon….
man it’s fun to poke fun at these guys… now who shall I torture next….?
Come on, my small amount of fans, help me come up with some TRUTHS FOR OUR AF CHARACTERS!!!! XD XD XD
Hi you really should update soon… I think you should make Mulch take *stops for dramatic effect* a BATH! Dun Dun Daaaaaaa!!!!!!!
Truth for Arty. Did you ever wet the bed when you were little? (the funny answer is yes)
Truth for Foaly. What was your biggest flub up as far as your tech goes? (for extra funny ask the same question only with his social life)
Wow, thanks!!! I didn’t know that I was good at writing comedy…. I just had this idea at 12 in the evening, and thought it would be no good….
but thanks to you guys, I’ll be updating over the weekend! ^_^
Please and thank you!
Update! Hey, Miasaki-chan, you in fanfiction!
Awesomeness.
*headdesks* It’s out of character, it’s cliche, it’s all-over bad and, frankly, I expected more from a story this . . . well-known in a positive light. Oh well.
*sighs* Didn’t you read any of the A/N’s?
1. It’s FANNON! We’ve all(other then you)done something fannon.
2. Everyone’s OOC because of sugar highs! Did you read nothing?!?!
Excuses, excuses. Not warnings, not A/N’s- excueses. And excuses mean nothing to me.
TWS. If you’re going to be depressing and put others down, I suggest you leave it.
If you don’t like tit, why read it.
I’m trying to not be harsh. But this behavior is absolutely stuck up.
You think I’m stuck-up? Trust me- I’m not. I’m telling you the truth: This is one of the top-ten cliches, if I had to list them. Not as terrible as TS song fics, but much more active, in this fandom, than the Some-Chick-Is-Pregnant. If you dislike the truth, delete my comment.
Oh, and I love it when I flame people, and they get all pissed. It’s AWESOME! Please, please, be harsh. No need to censer.
Look. I didn’t post it so it COULD BE on the top tens. I posted this as a joke. So deal.
Wait- it’s a /joke/?
Oh. Then this is THE BEST!!! :rofl: I don’t I’ve read anything better like this, in that case!
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Marie the orphan kitty says: Why do you like making people sad, TWS? Why?
Me: Yes, this is the untimate guilt trip.
*is unfazed* Several reasons, actually.
1- It’s bloody necessary.
2- If I don’t, who will?
3- It’s actually fun.
4- There is no 4, actually.
Poor Marie!!!!!! Kitty must not be sad!! Now you’re making ME cry, and I didn’t flame anybody!!!!!!!!
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Marie, Dawn and Rascal say that you are a good person. They also say that they know because small kittens can read people.
guys, seriously.
TWS, this is a CRAZY site. if things made sense, like a story that is in character and has a normal plot made the top ten, then most of us would probably drop this site and go to the chat forum. :roll;
YOU GUYS voted this into the top tens, not me.
thanks though….
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Marie, Dawn and Rascal say that you are a good person. They also say that they know people. It’s one of the perks of being a kitten.
please fix my comment if you can. It’s under moderation.
Of the ones I’ve read: Spotlight (okay, no plot, but it’s still awesome), and Pairing Coworkers (well-plotted and decent).
But, I do hear The Ambieveliant Heart of Artemis Fowl is supposed to be good. I haven’t read it, though.
it be awesome! It’s a/H though.
I like A/H. A/H done right, of course.
So…. no one WANTS this to be updated…..
I do.
Me too.
I’d never tell someone not to write anything. Go on, be free, write!
Ok, I’ll update tomorrow, because I’m trying to get rid of a cold today. *coughcough*
OMG!!!!!!!!!!*SQUEALS, HUGS MIASAKI* YOU ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!! THANKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AWESOMENESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *cracks knuckles* This is gonna be fun.
@ Wishes: That’s what she said.
@ Miasaki:
I’m flattered I get a cough in your A/N. I really am. And it’s not the whole “Top Ten” thing, it’s that I thought this was supossed to be a serious fic XD. This is one of the best jokes I’ve ever read!!! Either way, I hope you feel better, and I’ll rag on the capitalization when I’m sure you’re not on your deathbed. 0.o
This is going to be very awesome. You ever noticed I use the word awesome too much. Anyways Continue Continue Continue. If I could rate it again I would.
Now THAT was funny. How many of us are gonna be in the tank? Oh and, just so you know, I can and /will/ jump out of nowhere in a blood red and black ninja costume from last years Halloween with my Seashell Sword toy come and either 1. kidnap Trouble and make him be my BF(*drools*), 2. kick Chix’s sorry @$$ for dumping me a few months back(well he cheated on me, but that just means his death will be more painful), or 3. strip Arty and steal his fairy communicator. Yes I said strip. I’d leave his underwear on!
TWS just DON’T FLAME! it’s mean that you get pleasure in making people upset!
oh and that was lolage! XD
Truth Arty;
did you ever throw a huge tantrum?
AND MAKE ARTY SNOG TRUB!
hmm… am.. I in it? is there a huge burn mark in the wall? and UPDATE!!
the way this is going, it will likely end up to be a crack fic…. AH WELL! :awesome:
I’ll try to get as many peeps into the story as I can. I can’t garuntee it will be all at once though……
SWEET UPDATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you!
you had to add fanfiction didn’t you? I am kind of getting sick of everyone putting themselves and other crazies into a story. CANT I HAVE ONE FANLESS STORY!! *bangs head into table* I HAVE DONE NOTHING WRONG BUT CHEAT ON A MATH TEST, YELL AT MY MOM, AND EAT MY CAT!!!! *cough*and playing with crazies on fanfiction*cough*
ONe, eating your cat is TOTALLY IMMORAL. Two, no need to freak out. Three, here are a couple FG-less ones.
jeesh.
http://artemisfowl.fangathering.com/fanfiction/romance/right-under-your-nose
http://artemisfowl.fangathering.com/fanfiction/general/no-title-for-now
http://artemisfowl.fangathering.com/fanfiction/general/the-twins-get-taken
http://artemisfowl.fangathering.com/fanfiction/general/a-christmas-carol-af-style
Chill’x. I understand. Completely.The only reason mine still exists is because people like it 0.o I don’t even know WHY.
I wanna be in the tank!!! (Although I object to the color… :sick: )
I ♥ this fic!!! ☻
☺
Update or suffer teh consequences!!!
OK, ok, i’ll do it. but first, i gotta check who’s gonna be n the tank, and who’s gonna show up l8r.
I want to join the game and make Arty kiss Trouble. Or maybe me.
…But only if we actually CAN join the game. If we’re bent on destruction, I can’t say I wouldn’t be up for it (
) but it would close some lovely opportunities…
If I’m in the tank can i be wearing My Halloween costume. I’m Darth vader and I could so freak some ppl out….Can I plz be in the tank….I’m trying to comment my way into AS MANY stories AS possible
Sign me UP for Arty snogging* Trouble. That is a sight I’d like to read.
General Population: *throws things at me*
Either way, update *puppy dog face*
*I’m not British, but “snog” a brill word XD
There’s always a fangirl… update!
Lol That is Funny. You have a certain gift for funny. Okay this is how Me imagines my entrace (lol just for kicks.)
cookininja: *steps through the hoe in the wall in a darth vader costume**says in darth vader’s voice.* Come to the Darkside. We have cookies. *takes off helmet*
TWS: Has the snogging taken place yet…..
Anyways update very very very very soon. Like one week veryveryvery soon. You got my point. Yah you do, eh.
lol, thanks cook. I’ll be sure to get it in….. I’ll probably be updating over the weekend, so less than one wee.
*still laughing over the LEP’s response to my appearance and Arty having to kiss Trouble* Best update EVER!!! *resumes laughing and has to suck in huge breath*
The kiss was not as awesome as I thought it would be *inner slasher wilts* Either way, hilarious.
I will not have bloodbath in this TWS…. (probably) Anywho, probably updating over teh weekend… 2 more days.
Slasher, slash author, yaoi fan, disgusting (insert derogatory term here) . . . which ever floats your boat, but I’m not Jason XD
Can Joob JOob (me) be in the story? Pwease?
Truth for Foaly(d-u-h. It’s me!). What was your biggest social flub up?
OMG I CAN’T SAY HOW AWESOME THIS IS!!!!!!! IT’S SUPER AWESOMELY AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!! AWESOMEXINFINITY!!!!!! I CAN’T EVER THANK YOU ENOUGH 4 PUTTING ME IN THE STORIE!!!!!!!!!!!! I HAV SUCH GREAT FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!
^Course you do iwiwaf cuz I’m one of them. And that’s m being all full of myself. Anyways I want to eventually truth arty into the “Do You LURVE Holly question?” *Mia reaches for my question.* Back off my question!
lulz
14 mINS!!!!!???
I CANT BELIEVE I MISSED SO MUCH WHILE I TOOK MA UN-ANNOUNCED BREAK FRM FG!!!!!!!
MI-SAN CAN I BE INNIT?
I WANT TO DARE FOALY TO RING OPAL!!!
i want him to ring her up nd act like n idiot….u kno keep askin her questions nd actin like he dnt kno anything…..it’d b great if u could make it out like foaly has difficulty actin dumb…….
OMFG THAT IS SUCH AN AWESOME DARE TOU-CHAN, I’LL ADD U IN TEH NEXT CHAPPIE HOW DO YA WANNA MAKE YUR ENTRANCE?!!
1. I dare Foaly to give Butler a noogie.
2. I dare Butler to put on a tutu and do the chicken dance. To music I brought!
3. I dare Trouble to dress up like a girl and act like one for the rest of the party. And if he refuses, he spins Butler.
4. I dare Holly to wear a dress.
5. I dare Artemis to do a little-old-lady impression.
And make Opal come in sometime and fall over laughing at somebody.
*clutches Miasaki-chan’s left sock and grins*
~Yoshi
How ’bout this? Foaly makes the “dumb call” by tou-chan as a dare, and Opal gets back trying to crash the party, and finds Butler in a tutu, and falls over laughing…?
something along those lines.
Can Trouble, in a fairly pretty dress, help her up after that, reluctantly pretending to actually give a d*mn? *is curious about Trouble’s placement in a dress for a dare*
Have I told you you rock, yet? No? Well, you do
I may have, thoug . . . You still rock 
PS: Why am I glaring at Holly?
Obession?
UPDATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWS, you are glaring because you made a bad impression earlier on this fic, plus I read you don’t like A/H from your ff.net profile. So you might have hated chapt 2 or so.
UPDATE!!!!!!!!!!
This fanfiction is really good!!!
Dare someone to have a fist fight with Butler… Teehee!!!!!!!
ive only read the first chap but its sooo funny
wow. lot comments
Wow!!! I didn’t know I had this many fans!!! i’ll have it updated asap, but I’m noving cities soon, so I’ll get down a hard copy first.
wow…..this…*giggle*…..is….*giggle*…freaking…..*mild laughter*…..HILARIOUS! *bursts out laughing*
um t/d? lemmie think a minute….
dare –
chug rootbeer….through your nose.
Wear a mullet wig for the rest of the party.
talk like Elvis for the rest of the party.
closet, with someone of the SAME gender.
shove cotton balls in your mouth and yell CHUBY BUNNY! as best you can.
truth –
have you ever screamed like a girl? Explain. Or scream like a girl now.
have you ever mooned anyone?*teeheehee* Who?
If you had to go in the closet with someone in this room, who would it be?
Sorry i didn’t have alot, and i kinda stole ideas from others….sorry….lolz, but have fun with these! =D
s’okay, I’m updating this weekend anyhow….
A few dares, a few truths
Foaly – Dares
Kiss Silversong (i can not risist )
Eat a bowl of Sharktail Soup
Foaly – Truth
ever cheated on Caballine
Your true feelings for Opal
Artemis – Dare
Ride a bull
Make out with * gags * Mi- Mine- (you know.. the M Girl)
Artemis – Truth
Ever cut school?
Worst grade you got
Worst Nightmear
Holly – Dare
Kiss a plant
Make out with Artemis
Spend the day with a FF crazy
Holly – Truth
Feelings about Artemis
Feelings about Opal
Butler – Dare
Drive over a puppy
Eat 10 worms
Butler – Truth
Ever got angry at Artemis?
Do you have any Butler-Time, and what do you do?
Mulch – Dare
Return a Trophy to anyone
Mulch – Truth
Do you like Holly?
There ya go.
I can see one question that we AAAALLLLL know…..
99% Artemis!!! (the sheers horror!!!)
thanks for that, silv!
I might make this fic just have about 10 chpters, but might be persuaded into moar….
extremely random and very funny. a good story all around. has anyone suggested having someone kiss opal? i didnt feel like reading all 110 comments on this story to check
yes make someone kiss opal and i want a different reaction this time.(as not like the last two)
What the last two ppl said. Also,
Fffuunnnneehhh!! You better update now!!!!
Or(this is my first threat XD) you’ll find some, let me say, surprises in places where you don’t want them.
like your food!
Hey, this is Artificial Asian. I edited out the beginning of your comment because it’s absolutely not okay to say things like that about other users. Watch what you say.
Artemis- DARE 1
Have him play chess against me and FAIL EPICALLY (I=BEST EVER AT CHESS)
DARE 2
Go to Wal-Mart and have him sing I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODY’s NERVES!!!
TRUTH 1
Does he LOVE HOLLY?!? (fangirl SQUEEEEEEE!!)
TRUTH 2
Has he ever lost chess? (obviously before DARE 1)
I just read this STRAIGHT THROUGH and it’s hilarious!!! You really need to update ASAP. Yes, there is OOCness but honestly, you have little choice in a truth-or-dare fic.
Hmmm…DARE: Artemis allows Butler to shave his head except for a mohawk.
TRUTH: Butler has to admit to having turned off all of Fowl Manor’s cameras at night to practice the cancan.
DARE: Butler has to actually perform the cancan with all the fangirls.
Eh, all I could fantasize.
Pleez update!
~December Holly