Attack of the fans
Chapter 1: Those Crazies
Disclaimer: I don’t own Artemis Fowl. I wish I owned it, and him, but sadly I don’t.
A dripping wet Artemis walked into the Fowl manor living room.
“What happened to you?” Butler asked, “You look like someone dumped a bucket of water on your head.”
Artemis frowned at him.
“Did someone dump a bucket of water on your head?” Butler asked beginning to sound a bit worried.
“If by someone you mean a group of crazy FG fans, and by bucket of water you mean catapulting me into a 6ft deep pool, then yes; someone did dump a bucket of water on my head.” Artemis replied sounding irritated as he recalled everything that had happened to him today.
“And who was it that attacked you this time?” Butler asked, obviously trying not to laugh.
Artemis thought for a moment trying to remember who exactly it was. After a minute he replied, “Hermione Fowl, Torry Star, and WE.”
“What are you going to do about it?” Butler questioned, not even bothering to hide his laughter at this point. Things like this happened to Artemis rather frequently.
Artemis’s vampire smile appeared on his face. “I’m going teach those Crazies the true meaning of revenge.”
“And how do you plan to do that?” Butler asked.
“Simple,” said Artemis in a vampire-ish way, almost sounding like Dracula, but not quite. “By doing something I seem to be rather good at.”
“And that would be?” Butler questioned.
“I’m going to kidnap one of those crazy fans.”