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Summary: Attack of the fans Chapter 1:  Those Crazies Disclaimer: I don’t own Artemis Fowl. I wish I owned it, and […]

Chapters: 1 2

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Attack of the fans

Chapter 1:  Those Crazies

Disclaimer: I don’t own Artemis Fowl. I wish I owned it, and him, but sadly I don’t.

A dripping wet Artemis walked into the Fowl manor living room.

“What happened to you?” Butler asked, “You look like someone dumped a bucket of water on your head.”

Artemis frowned at him.

Did someone dump a bucket of water on your head?” Butler asked beginning to sound a bit worried.

“If by someone you mean a group of crazy FG fans, and by bucket of water you mean catapulting me into a 6ft deep pool, then yes; someone did dump a bucket of water on my head.” Artemis replied sounding irritated as he recalled everything that had happened to him today.

“And who was it that attacked you this time?” Butler asked, obviously trying not to laugh.

Artemis thought for a moment trying to remember who exactly it was. After a minute he replied,                   “Hermione Fowl, Torry Star, and WE.”

“What are you going to do about it?” Butler questioned, not even bothering to hide his laughter at this point. Things like this happened to Artemis rather frequently.

Artemis’s vampire smile appeared on his face. “I’m going teach those Crazies the true meaning of revenge.”

“And how do you plan to do that?” Butler asked.

“Simple,” said Artemis in a vampire-ish way, almost sounding like Dracula, but not quite. “By doing something I seem to be rather good at.”

“And that would be?” Butler questioned.

“I’m going to kidnap one of those crazy fans.”

Chapters: 1 2

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  1. Artemisia Snape April 28th, 2011 at 8:27 pm 1

    PLEASE UPDATE! 😀

  2. OH! OH! PICK ME! PICK ME! Ash Blackwood, up for grabs! Pleeeeeeeease, Arty?

    Great story, but there needs to be punctuation at the end of a direct quote.

  3. I loved that so much! Can’t wait ’til my dangerous character shows up! If you are wondering who it is, it’s Cimerene. That was a very good start! 5 Stars! But, why did it take you so long? Can you try to hurry up a bit on the next chapter? If so, great! If not, it’s okay, but it had better be in by 5 days, for I can be very impatient at times! It would be very good if you could get it in by tomorrow, or, even better, try and get it done today!

    ~Cimerene

  4. Awww! Do ya think u could at least get half of the next chapter done? It doesnt hav to be complete but u hav to work on it as soon as u can, oh and, as long as i come in, im super happy! i know that sounds kinda selfish of me to say that but i think it would be super funny to see what would happen with my very interesting character.
    UPDATE OR FEEL THE WRATH OF MY KILLER KITTEN!!!

    ~Cimerene

  5. When do I come in it? AM I ONE OF THOSE NEWBIES???
    I’d give it 5 lollipops but once again my computer is messing up and won’t let me 🙁
    NOW UPDATE! OR face my FLYING BLUE PIGS!

  6. Quick question-Why wouldnt u be able to update through May? R u going somewhere? Y can’t u update when u come on here, u were on a couple hours b4 i posted this. im going to give u a deal, keep updating (not one chapter every month! More like every one week since ur chaps r a little short) and i’ll give u anything u want except money and my things. Now,
    UPDATE OR FEEL THE WRATH OF MY KILLER KITTEN!!!

  7. I… feel… honored. You mentioned me! *sniff* Sorry, XD. Anyway, much-used idea, though I haven’t yet come across a fic where Artemis puts on his kidnapping gloves. Fairly nice writing, too. Oopdeet?

  8. I can’t believe WE gave me a short comment!
    I guess that means I did okay.

    My story is going to be a bit different then others like it! It is like a normal fan fic and the fans are just the charters.

    and my answer to Jazz. Maybe 😀

    and to ArtyRocks I’m am just going to be doing a lot of stuff in may! so I don’t know when I will have time to edit and reread the books to make sure I don’t make Artemis, Holly, Butler, Opal, Ect, OOC.

  9. kk, just try to get a couple word done! Im serious, i’ll be happier and less impatient if u write a sentence a day, whenever u can that is. lol, I’m just so into this that i’ll get whatever i can!
    UPDATE OR FEEL THE WRATH OF MY KILLER KITTEN!!!
    ~Cimerene

  10. i want to be in it PICK ME! PICK ME!

  11. oh, and i forgot to tell u Torry, (to editors or whoever enforces the rules-i didnt want to double post! 😉 i follow the rules! lol) to call me Cimerene! I think its better than everyone calling me ‘ArtyRocks’. i seriously wanted to change the username the moment i sent it in.
    UPDATE OR FEEL THE WRATH OF MY KILLER KITTEN!!!

    ~Cimerene

  12. Cimerene You can change what people call you.

    P.S to Torry Star!
    UPDATE SOON OR YOU WILL FACE THE WRATH OF BERNY MY FAT FLYING BLUE PIG!

    Cimerene. you go to profile and you can change the nickname that you have set. and then when people see anything by you it will say Cimerene.

    Hay Torry! I forgot to say this! THANK YOU SO MUCH! I CANT BELIEVE THAT YOU ARE GONNA PUT ME IN THE STORY!!

    NOW UPDATE! OR FACE THE WRATH OF BERNY MY FLYING BLUE PIG!

  13. @Jazz, i know that. i meant my username.

    Now Torry,
    UPDATE OR FEEL THE WRATH OF MY KILLER KITTEN!!!

    ~Cimerene

    ohhhhhh. THX Jazz!!! i didnt know that! im a ‘newbie’ *blushes* and i havent explored much. but i hav finished my first fan fic! *smiles proudly* 😀

  14. I’m a ‘newbie’ to *face turns red* sorry for acting like a no-it-all.

  15. oh, u werent being a no-it-all! but IM acting like an idiot! *curses self* i kinda need help on HOW u change this on ur profile *blushes a VERY blood red*

    ~Cimerene

  16. Okay Cimerene. you will see a thing like this

    Username: This will say ArtyRocks on it.

    First name:(don’t have ta put anything here)

    Last name:(don’t have ta put anything here)

    Nickname:(here you type the name you want)

    Display name publicly as: (click on the arrow find the nickname that you put under nickname click on it. then save.)

  17. k, thx! been trying to figure that out 4ever!!

    ~Cimerene

  18. Legion76767 May 1st, 2011 at 11:15 am 18

    update and put me in (also great story and very enjoyable)

  19. hurry and update or feel the wrath of my fly fish!

  20. I still luv it!!! i always will!!! i will check EVERYDAY for updates!!! i will read this over and over and over!!! Everyday!!! Keep updating!!!

    UPDATE OR FEEL THE WRATH OF MY KILLER KITTEN!!!

    ~Cimerene

  21. sorry i don’t remember who all wanted to be in this so if you want to be in it please tell me

  22. me…
    Appearance: Curly dirty blond hair with blue streaks that go down to waist. Silver-blue eyes. pale flawless skin. Bow and arrows slinged across back. loose Dr. Pepper t-shirt and short jeans. barefoot
    Gender: Female
    Name: Cimerene
    Personality: Strong, Independant, kind to animals and friends
    Weapons: Bow and arrows, can use all

    Get the point?
    UPDATE OR FEEL THE WRATH OF MY KILLER KITTEN!

    ~Cimerene

  23. I do just call me Domvoia or Domovoi in it I don’t really care which.

  24. plz, plz, plz, plz, pretty plz update!!!

  25. I will soon I have it ready but I am going to use my sister as a beta for this chapter (she was one a long time ago) and she can’t beta right now. so some time this week.

  26. Name: Apollo
    Personality:complete opposite of Artemis
    Appearance: Shoulder length violet hair, violet eyes, camo cargo SHORTS, and a black shirt with a yellow sun in the middle
    Weapon: violet sword named Thrysta and 4 small throwing knives

  27. Fowlfan4ever May 26th, 2011 at 2:18 am 28

    Tacos! Uh.. I mean I like it!

  28. UPDATE OR FEEL THE WRATH OF MY KILLER KITTEN!!!

  29. Name:WildeRose121 (preferably just Wilde.)
    Personality:Obnoxious, arrogant, smart-alecky, can be nice when it matters, and a HUGE flirt.
    Weapon:Neutriono 5000 and a couple of stun grenades.
    Age:15
    Gender:Female

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