Fowl Manor, Artemis’ private bathroom 6 years ago
“Butler! Get in here now!”Artemis shouted to Butler from his private bathroom he had some very bad news for Butler.
“Yes, sir?” He replied fear in his voice.
“LOOK AT THIS! I NEW IT! Why oh why did I get that sex change Butler why?” Artemis sreamed at Butler while waving a thing what looked like a thermometer in his face.
“WHAT IS THAT?” Buler said with real fear in his voice when he realised that it was a pregnancy test rather than a thermometer.
“IT’S DOUBLE LINES BUTLER! I’M PREGNANT! DON’T GIVE ME THAT LOOK BUTLER! YOU. ARE. THE. FATHER.” Artemis screamed so loudly that Angline and Artemis Sr ran upstairs, with a gun.
“ARTY, WHAT IS IT BABY?” Angeline shouted through the bathroom door.
“ARTEMIS JOHN JOSHUA THEODOR CHARLES KINKY FOWL GET OUT OF THE BATHROOM NOW! LET ME SHOOT THAT FUCKING PERVERT WHERE HE STANDS!” Artemis Sr barked through the door.
“Come on Arty boy leave daddy to his work. You know Butler deserves it.” Angeline said more calmly and slightly hypnotic.
“No, mother he doesn’t, it’s my fault I take full responsability it is my fault I convinced Butler to do it with me he didn’t want to. So in a sense you should be shooting me not Butler father.” Artemis replied calmly and picked up the gun from his floor and then even calmer and convincingly he said “If you came anywhere near Butler anyway I would shoot either you or myself and we wouldn’t want that now would we?” He laughed inwardly and thought that he could never go through with murder but suicide maybe if he were in the right mood.
“Artemis, sweet heart, baby, you are protecting a rapist, has he convinced you that if you told he would kill us? Or hurt us? Or that it was for your own good? Or that you liked it? Arty you can tell us.” Angline said with fear in her voice indicating that she wanted to prove Butler was a rapist-murderer.
“Mother please listen for a minute and you will get the whole thing. Butler did not rape me nor did he threaten to kill you or father. Infact if I were not as clever as I pleasntly am Butler never would have removed his stupidly large trousers for me. So do not blame Butler blame me.” He said in a matter-of-factly way.