Artemis Fowl: The Valley of Fools

Summary: My attempt at a half-satire of the AF books, filled with fork-obsessed heroes, idiosyncratic villains, and lots of cheesecake. An epic tale of life, love, and death. Okay, maybe not death...

Chapters: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13

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Introduction

In our world, there are those who believe that the vast reaches of the globe have all been mapped to all possible extents- explored by such an enormous amount of people that it could not rationally be possible for there to exist a stretch of land that has yet to be seen. At this young stage of our tale, it is necessary to inform you that the aforementioned view is decidedly false.

There is, in fact, a valley, barely a square mile in size, nestled somewhere in the heartland of the United States, that has only been seen by a mere ten people, and only four of these are at all important to the plot. This valley is no innocent and untainted land, but the headquarters of possibly the most evil organization that has ever dared to go corporate…

This headquarters is no ordinary building. It is built from the most sophisticated cloaking technology of our generation, and were one to happen upon it, they would see nothing but an ordinary McDonald’s restaurant, conveniently located in the middle of nowhere. Should that person’s suspicions still be aroused, there is a friendly neon sign positioned squarely in front of the door to inform them that there is not, in fact, anything at all unusual about this place. Naturally, having their nerves soothed, they would walk away smiling and satisfied that someone cared enough to put up a neon sign just for them.

But we shall move back to the restaurant and the sign at a later time, when both are once again relevant. Here begins the tale of how this organization attempted to change the world.

Chapters: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13

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  1. Its… Its… *GASPS* Its beautiful! (: I know you literally just posted it 2 seconds ago but… I’m craving a update.

    FIRST COMMENT DANCE!

  2. I know you probably hate spamming but I cant stop reading it! EEEEEEE!

  3. Great start. I know you just posted but *sigh* I already want an update. You can make even self-insertions look like a real story! Update please!

  4. I agree with cookie

  5. Partyonsoccerfan, musical extrordanaire! January 14th, 2010 at 1:52 am 5

    Great job AA! I like it! πŸ˜€

  6. iwa the Chris Tormentor January 14th, 2010 at 3:05 am 6

    HEh heh. YOu wrote so wonderfully!

  7. When are you planning to update AA?

  8. Thanks s’much, everyone! I’ll update when I feel like it. Hah. I really don’t know. Before my birthday, but not before tomorrow. Well anyway… thanks. πŸ™‚

  9. Happy (Up-coming) Birthday! … Im watching Adult Swim

  10. Alice out of Wonderland January 14th, 2010 at 6:01 am 10

    WOW I LIKE THAT HEAPS!

  11. I can NOT wait for an update! And you know something? This sound like something Douglass Adams would write! If he were alive anyway… Have you been possesed at all by Mr. Adams? Because it seems like it.

    Now for the spammish part.

    UPDATE! UUUUUUUPPPPPPPDDDDDDAAAAATTTTTEEEE! OR FACE THE WRATH OF MY SEASHELL SWORD!
    *spammish part, complete*

  12. I updated, because I’m a bored pushover XD
    Enjoy. This chapter’s the introduction for WTG’s character.

  13. *snickers* That… Was… Genius! *bursts out laughing* ‘She had stolen the damned fork.’ WHAT KIND OF NUTJOB STEALS A FORK?!?!! Well, one of us, but that’s beside the point! The point is, a pushover you may be, but your a pushover with talen! *laughs again*
    Have you ever heard of the TV show Yu-Gi Oh? I may not have told you this, but I play the card game. I got one of thoes pins for the original season and it was huge to i keep my cards in it with the pin on the black cord… thing and always wear it. I would greatly appreciate it if you would include this for my character. (I did ask to be in, right?)

  14. Haha that’s was fantabulous. The works of a great writer. I’m afraid of kitchen utensils, especially the ones from the dishwasher. No I am being serious.
    Any ways I can’t wait until the next update, especially the part were I come in. For my character, well you know what Im like e-sister.
    Now the mean part….
    Update or else I’ll use the bad side o the force on you and turn you to the darkside. That’s right I have the force now!

  15. Cookie… your scaring me… When I get scared to tend to shoot people. *eyes flicker to AA, who I really wish would update again even though they just did*

  16. This is so awesome!!! I hope I’m just as psycho as WTG!!! πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

  17. How am I scaring you Ally Kat? How? I am being my normal everyday *coughunfocusedcough* self.
    I would be honestly worried if you were with me and I saw Gerard Way but…

    I do speak for everyone here when I say, UPDATEE!

  18. Jeez, are we maybe being a bit impatient? πŸ˜‰
    1. I just updated, and it was like a couple hours after it was originally posted
    2. I’m at school, about to go to stupid career day, so updating isn’t exactly possible at the moment
    3. Oops time to go.

  19. Wowthatsgenius January 14th, 2010 at 10:37 pm 19

    I…Love…It!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and thankyou for including the fork…

  20. Someone else got to say you sound like Douglas Adams before me? Dam-arn. Darn. πŸ˜‰

    Either way, utterly, fabulously funny job. My only compliant is that’s not complete yet xD

  21. Wowthatsgenius January 14th, 2010 at 11:01 pm 21

    Dam-arn… thats some sweet words you got going on there TWS πŸ™‚
    No seriously.

  22. O_O Really?! D-douglas Adams?! I didn’t really register that the first time… seriously??! Jeez, that’s a really big compliment for me. Thanks so much, you guys. πŸ˜€

    And thanks to everyone else, too! πŸ™‚ I’m really glad you like it. Working on an update as we speak…

    Oh and WTG I played mod and merged a few of your comments… hope you don’t mind…

  23. iwa the Chris Tormentor January 15th, 2010 at 12:01 am 23

    Ha! XD SHe stole the fork! πŸ˜†
    UDPATE! XD
    And seriously… when’s arty coming out?

  24. Partie Deux. Part Two. Part one is five introductions, one for each character, and then the plot starts. Sorry if it’s taking too long… I’ll write as fast as possible!!!

  25. Wowthatsgenius January 15th, 2010 at 12:11 am 25

    can wait for chapter 3

  26. Wowthatsgenius January 15th, 2010 at 12:46 am 26

    whos seen pants on the ground on american idol?

  27. Pants on the ground, pants on the ground, looking like a FOOL witcha pants on the ground XD
    Seriously though, that’s a bit off topic. πŸ˜‰

  28. Whose introduction is coming next? *happily and impatiently awaiting next update*

    Seriously, though, I LOVE this story! Your writing style is so great!

    ~Yoshi

  29. Wowthatsgenius January 15th, 2010 at 1:25 am 29

    Im sorry about the pants on the ground thing… I was just getting this thought of Artemis rapping it…

  30. @Yoshi: Actually *cough*yours*cough* I can’t tell you. πŸ˜‰
    @WTG: lol XD Neh, it’s fine. Wasn’t mad or anything, just pointing out the offtopicness. But wow, that would be funny.

  31. The Weird Shipper January 15th, 2010 at 1:47 am 31

    (legit me, actually)

    I heard about, and have been singing it all day. It’d rock if Artemis rapped.

    Pants on th ground, pants on the ground, hat to the side wit’ yo’ pants on the ground!

  32. Wowthatsgenius January 15th, 2010 at 2:17 am 32

    I just wrote you guys a story… Its called: Artemis Fowl RAPS?!… yeah… read it… I have to peace now I have a huge test tommorow

  33. Changed my name. Just wanted you to know so you wouldn’t be like: “WHO IS THIS WTG IMPOSTER!?!?!?” I basically just added skillet at the end cuz Im gangsta. TEE-HEE

  34. Em, it’s short and in my opinion not quite as good as the rest, but I updated. The chapters won’t actually get really long until the plot starts, so that’s why these next few are going to be fairly small.

  35. That’s okay! Whoes next? WHOES NEXT???

  36. Vey good. Update when you can and don’t go on this site while your at school! Gosh! You’re going to get a DT or somethin’ and I’m not gonna break you out like I did with- 0_0 nevermind…update please. πŸ™‚

  37. @AK: I dunno yet. πŸ˜›

    @The Critic: Thanks, and it’s not against the rules. I’m on my phone at lunch. I mean, not right now. I didn’t leave yet… So you don’t have to worry about planning a detention heist.

  38. omg Yoshi’s was hilarious.
    “One can only handle so many mismatched socks before they crack”
    Good job AA!

  39. πŸ˜† Wow… I love it… I seriously can’t stop laughing…

    And in case anyone’s wondering, I’m up to my two hundred and thirty-ninth sock. AND NONE OF THEM FIT!!!!!! 😑

    ~Yoshi

    P.S. I hope everyone else will be as satisfied with theirs as I am with mine. It was so funny…

  40. Evyluvsbunnies January 15th, 2010 at 11:42 pm 40

    Despite my general dislike of stories containing nothing but self-inserts, this is by far one of the best fics I’ve read. It’s funny, but without being stupid. πŸ™‚ Keep up the good work!

  41. Recurring restaurant alert πŸ˜‰

  42. *looks around shiftily*
    Shhh… they don’t know about that! o.o
    Heheheh.

  43. Where. Is. Chapter. Four?!

  44. I tried to write it… But it came out terrible. Now do you want it to be up, or do you want it to be good?

  45. *growls* Good. *glares* Or up. Either way it’ll probably be AMAZING considering YOU wrote it. *not sarcastic*

  46. Haha AK, but you got that right. It better be auh sum. I didn’t see the update and I just read it sooo yeah. It was very very excelly if not short. I totally cannot wait for my chapter!

  47. Ditto! ;P

  48. Evyluvsbunnies January 21st, 2010 at 5:12 am 48

    Hmm… chapter four seemed a little too short… but what’s this? Is that a reference to rabbits I see? Just for that I shall give you 5 stars! πŸ˜€ Anyways, chapter four was pretty good. No grammar/spelling mistakes that really stand out, however it doesn’t seem to have a lot of action, but it was pretty well done overall, so I’ll give you 4 stars. πŸ™‚

    (BTW, why would you start a rabbit farm in the desert? Rabbit’s aren’t supposed to live outside in temperatures over 80ºF.)

  49. There isn’t much action altogether until the actual plot starts, and then it’s not serious…
    And I told you they’re short til the plot begins…
    And with the rabbits over 80 degrees, this is not exactly the most serious, rational fic I’ve ever written.
    So… yeah. Hah, but thanks, I suppose. πŸ˜€

  50. Yes! I be next then!

    ../\./\
    =(^.^)= Eh hem. WE’RE next.

  51. Ha, love it. πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜€ πŸ™‚ :mrgreen: Beautifully written, too. And I LOVE the update! πŸ˜€

  52. Artylover41697 January 21st, 2010 at 11:24 pm 52

    OMG!!! THIS IS AMAZING!! LOve the fork stealing. I was completley UNSUSPECTING that. I even stopped my Ipod playing so I could read this! ITS GOOD! Keep going with it…please!

  53. Pwease update? I love Sea’s. Are you putting in AK as his younger sister?

  54. Yes. Sea /is/ my e-bro after all. Why shouldn’t he be my bro in the fic? πŸ˜†

  55. Uhhh
    .
    .
    .
    I love I’m just . . . huh? Like SeaBlue? I mean, who else would want a bunny ranch?!

    I’m amused and all, this is very funny and even more well writen than it is funny, I have to say, but . . . *confuzzled*

  56. What’s confuzzling? Mebbe me can explain it.

  57. Seh’s confuzzled on if it’s SeaBlue of not I think. It is SeaBlue BTW.

  58. O…kay…
    And just thought I’d get it in here, but two more chapters of FG people, and then Artemis. Promise.

  59. Yay!

    (will the next two be out soon?)

  60. Hmmm I better be included in the story soon e-sista or *coughyoullhavetowatchyourmailcough* “I will write a stern letter. We will all write stern lettersÒ€’”. But naw, I really can’t wait for the next chapter.
    Ò€’Corner Gas, “Buzz Driver”. That’s write I’m even doing refrences in my comments now.

  61. Duck With No Name January 28th, 2010 at 8:58 pm 61

    This story is pure genius! It’s amazing and I can’t wait for the next chapters to come! I love it!! πŸ˜€

  62. AK’s will be out within the month or your money back. Cookie’s will be out within two weeks.

  63. Coolio. (You have two days then by my count. Not to rush you or anything!)

  64. lol, cool AA. Cheesecake factories and Bunny ranches. Pure genius. πŸ™‚

    () ()
    (0.0) *huggss*

  65. So you’re happy with it? πŸ˜€ Awesome. I’ll try to write the next bit tomorrow, but I warn you, it may not be up for a while. I have a project for school, which could slow down the writing process considerably… I promise I’ll try!

  66. *pats AA on the head* As long as you try I will not come to your house with a tank.

    ../\./\
    =(^.^)= She’s lying. She might just do that anyway, if only for the reason she hasn’t used the tank in a while.

  67. That was… mine?

    AWESOME!

    I loved, /loved/, /LOVED/ it! Excellent touch with the manga. I can already think of what would be in thoes stacks… (Shugo Chara, Fruits Basket, DNAngel, YOTUBA&!, Tokyo Mew Mew, La Corda d’Oro… *sighs in contentment)

    Seriously? ME?! I was the one who made the base? SWEETNESS! *huggles AA* I love you my lovely e-twin!

    Thank you soooo much for putting me in! Mind if I guess what TV shows the TV is programmed to?
    Whoes Line is it Anyway and Mythbusters!

  68. Hahah glad you liked it. πŸ˜€
    Yes, I was thinking of those two shows. And since you asked to join first, you are the main villain. Cookie is probably the more powerful villain, but you get more time in the story.
    Awesome, happy you like it.

  69. Oooh I powerful? I like power. It has a certain quality to it. Hmm… AK gets more time and I get more power? A healthy balance, if you add exercising and eating well.
    Anyways, to the story. I loved it and your writing is fantasterific as always. If you want me to use a real word I would say that this story is AWESOMESAUCE!! Yes that is a real word… in my dictionary.

  70. Beckett Simpleton February 5th, 2010 at 6:59 pm 70

    Haven’t finished it yet but ‘Thomas Ward’ *snickers* unless i’m very mistaken that’s from the Wardstone Chronicals or ‘Spooks Books’ as they’re more commonly called.

  71. Hum? No, I haven’t read those…. coincidence. XD
    Thomas Ward is from the first fic I wrote, as is the Sorana restaurant, as Dontkillchic pointed out.

  72. This is sooo funny!! I really loves it . . . Especially the manga . . . *thinks of wall to wall manga, and realizes that it is what dreams are made of*

    Either way . . . it’s very funny, but still no plot. Loving it though.

  73. I promise there will be plot after this next chapter that I am in the process of writing. The last introduction is Cookie’s, and it should be up fairly soon. And thanks! πŸ˜€

  74. Meh heh heh…. I was not among the number that believed the source of all evil could not be teenage girls. I’m one of them.

    WALL-TO-WALL MANGA?!? *dies of total jealousy*

    AK’s is awesome! Update when you can!!!

    ~Yoshi

  75. Alanna-Lena Zelen February 8th, 2010 at 10:17 am 75

    Haha, I predict mass humilaton of Arty…

    Yeah yeah, AA made me log in *pouts*

  76. YAY MYSTERIOUS BUTTON!!! *searches own keyboard frantically for button*

    I can’t wait for Part 2!!! πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

    ~Yoshi

  77. *rolls eyes* Yeah Alanna, I /made/ you, right? Completely forced you to ask me for a link… *cough*

    Thanks Yoshi!! I can’t wait either πŸ˜€ I like writing plot.

  78. It is big and red and it says “DO NOT PRESS”. Of course I’m going to press it!
    Haha thanks for the ahmazing introduction chapter e-sista πŸ˜›

  79. Alanna-Lena Zelen February 9th, 2010 at 7:30 am 79

    *grins* Fine, I’ll go back to making sure you don’t blow FG up then.

  80. Glad you liked it, Cookie πŸ˜€

    And by the way… Cookie and AK… would you guys have any problems with getting into a “swearing” fight in the next chapter? XD

  81. Heck no! Count me IN!

  82. hahaha funny story

  83. @ Alanna: Are you talking to me? Well I wouldn’t blow up FG, it’s not my style… Although I do love explosions and April fools is upon us.

    @AA: OMFGBBQ I am so game for that…

  84. Still no update? πŸ˜₯ It’s such a good story…

  85. Has been updayted. πŸ˜€
    Took quite a while to come up with something for this chapter that wasn’t utter shih tzu.

  86. Duck With No Name February 21st, 2010 at 2:46 pm 86

    Haha! This is absolutely brilliant! I love your writing! You always make me laugh! πŸ˜€

  87. Ohhh, booya. My eyes aren’t hazel, but I wish they were. Hazel is a more intelligent color than doe-brown, so just keep um hazel.

    I did actually use to live in California, untill I was two and a half, then we moved up to Washington. My mom says she wants to move there again though…

    Brill. But hey, what did I expect? Japanese nonsense? No, this exceeds all expectations, which was probably very hard considering how high you’ve raised the bar for yourself. I found nothing! Though I’m still trying to get over the fact that I, a twelve year old, could say that kind of stuff non-censored, but I’ll get over it. (I really do say ‘What the Zark’ though, hence ‘WTZ?!’)

    Worse than South Park? Really. Daaaannnnnggg. Someone turn on the bloody censor!

  88. Darnit! *slams table* I knew you said your eye color somewhere… I couldn’t find it T-T oh well.
    Glad you like it! Sorry bout that last bit, it was for the comic effect… I’ll change it if you want XD

  89. No, no! Keep it! It was funny. And I’ve gotten over it, ten fold.

  90. UP! DATE! πŸ˜€
    Guess who got a free cameo! πŸ˜‰ I felt like including a couple of you, even if you didn’t ask. Only if I think I have your personality down, though.

  91. Artylover41697 March 1st, 2010 at 3:51 am 91

    Oh… My…G! It’s AMAZING! IT’s so GREAT! I like the muffinfryin part! And I wa wondering (bcuz im super slow) who got cameos? Just wonderin. (Oh gosh im slow…)

  92. Thanks ^^
    The two cameos that will be in the next chapter are posf and Duck With No Name. There’ll be a few more, though.

  93. YAY UPDATES!!! *impromptu happy update conga line*

    I love your work so much! Please update when you get the time!

    ~Yoshi

  94. Hi AA,
    You are amazing and both chapters were an epic win.
    Just like Canada’s epic owning of the middle step.
    Congratulations.
    Love your e-sis,
    Cookie

  95. Duck With No Name March 2nd, 2010 at 9:59 pm 95

    Yay! An update! πŸ˜€ And it’s fab as usual! *blows on party tooter* Also, this may seem like a stupid question but… what’s a cameo? πŸ˜•

  96. @Yoshi & Cookie: Thaaanks guys! ^_^

    @Duckeh: Cameo (cam’ Γ„β€œ ō) (n) : bit part played by a famous actor who would ordinarily not take such a small part
    πŸ˜€ That’s the best definition I could find.
    And thanks!

  97. Duck With No Name March 3rd, 2010 at 8:56 am 97

    Aww, thanks AA! I can’t wait! πŸ˜€

  98. @Nameless Duck: She’s got that right. An example of a cameo is having an actually famous band playing live in the background pretending to be amateur while the main characters in the movie are at a music club or something. Or if Stephenie Meyer was a waitress in New Moon, or Eoin Colfer-sama was a goblin (he said he wanted to be) in Artemis Fowl. Stuff like that. It’s normally with famous actors and stuff. So if Robin Williams played a dude just buying stuff in a convenience store and walking out, and that’s all he did, that’s also a cameo. πŸ˜‰

    ~Yoshi

  99. You guys might wanna check this tomorrow; I have a feeling I shall be posting the update I been workin on πŸ™‚

    AK, can you describe the Yu-Gi-Oh thing you mentioned in a little more depth, pleeease? πŸ™‚

  100. Sure.

    You see, at the end of season 1 of Yu-Gi-Oh or some time before, they sold these limited-time pins. It’s really simple, just Yugi/The holding his cards in his left hand with the card he’s about to play in his right with the words ‘Yu-Gi-Oh’ under that. It comes in a little tin with a upside-down pyrimid shaped hole where you could see the pin with Yugi and Kiba on it with the Dark Magician and Blue Eyes under their players. Anyway, my bro was cleaning out his room and he gave it to me. I took the pin, put it on this cord thing on the case, and stuck my cards inside since it was just the right size, even a bit bigger, than my deck.

    If you want the names of my cards (which I doubt) just PM me on FG. There are a few cards I have to tell you about, but I’ll PM you thoes.

  101. I starting to get the feeling that going on FG might be a very good idea 0.0

  102. Hi Artificial Asian this is great I see what someone ment your a great writer

  103. I check this so often, only to have my hopes dashed… πŸ˜₯

    Anyhoo, I bet you’re busy with your editorial duties. I guess that’s why you haven’t updated in so long.

    Good luck on the spam fighting! *has a spam sandwich*

    ~Yoshi

  104. Thanks guys πŸ™‚
    Has been updated thanks to Yoshi’s comment. I saw it and remembered I still had to write that update o_o

    This one’s for AK, though I probably got all the Yu-Gi-Oh! stuff completely wrong XD
    And I made the tin a pouch cuz… you’ll see why.

  105. πŸ˜€ awesomeness. xP poor lil sis though,For her anticlimatic “D-d-d-duel” scene, but she deserves it for stealing muh spot for my poor bunnies! Lol joking, AK, still love ya, e-sis. πŸ™‚

    () ()
    (._.) Bunny gets airconditioning!

  106. Oh my god AA. Thank you. That just made my day! I was all sad today and now this. *hugs* Haha you make me look like such an over confident person, I wish I was like that on a weekly basis. Although there was that day…
    Haha I’m crying I’m laughing so hard. You made me better.
    I love the anti climatic scene. LoL! Keep on writing e-sis. *more hugs*

  107. And I thought you were going to say “You shall not pass” *disappointed*

    XD

  108. Ah, Cookie, glad you liked it πŸ™‚
    And yeah, I was about this close *holds up index finger and thumb about 1 centimeter apart* to saying it. But, like I said, decided not enough people would get it.

  109. Ok, I have just read chapters One and Two.

    I don’t know where that came from – but IT WAS FUNNY!

    Sorry, I had to say that before moving on…

    *Steals fork out of your hand*

    Ta Ta!

    -Kitty XD

  110. No! My cards, my CARDS! Please tell me none of them were bent or anything. I’d kill myself if any of my precious were hurt… *sniffles*

    Anti-climactic-ness! πŸ˜† I can totally picture that happened with me. Sometimes I tend to… royaly backfire on myself.

    And Sea, I’m sorry about your bunnies. I’ll give you prime space for them, promise. :B

    *adds Gambler of Legend card to ‘Special cards’ area of deck since it remindes me so much like my crush*

    Allie, out! *dissapears in a puff of smoke, leaving a coin in her place*

  111. Duck With No Name April 28th, 2010 at 8:18 pm 111

    Great update AA! Loving the Yu-Gi-Oh cards too! XD Your update makes one wonder what is going to happen next… *strokes imaginary beard*

  112. O…MY…G!!! That was sooooooo amazingly awesome. I mean that was just pure comic genius!!! I think I’m going to pass out because of this ridculously brilliant story. You’ve got bucketloads…no wait what’s bigger than a bucket…hmmm…bathubs?…bathtubloads of talent! πŸ™‚ This was just the thing to pick me up for exam week tomorrow. *sigh* exam week :(… anyway I shall be awaiting your next update πŸ™‚
    cheerio

    artyrox

  113. Thankye πŸ™‚
    Glad you like it.
    *has updated*
    I realized it had been over a month, and just posted what I had with a rushed ending, sorreh… it kinda works as a chapter ending / cliffie…

  114. Duck With No Name June 7th, 2010 at 7:31 pm 114

    πŸ˜† I have to tell my friends in my Italian class about thte forks- they love forks for some unexplainable reason! XD Once more, you’ve produced a hilariously brilliant update! πŸ˜€

    The only mistakes I noticed were:
    He felt his eyelid twitch at the sudden, grating sound of metal scraping against metal assaulted their ears. -should it be ‘as’ instead of ‘at’? πŸ˜•

    And Butler’s gun is a Sig Sauer πŸ˜‰

    But I loooovvvee your update, AA! πŸ˜€

  115. Ah, sorry bout the spelling, I’ll change it…
    XD The at-as thing was like, I started writing it as “he felt his eyelid twitch at the sound” and ended with “as the sound bleh bleh bleh” XD Oopsies. Spacey. πŸ˜›

    Thanks Duckeh

  116. Even when you have writer’s block, you still produce astoundingly hilarious work. Jealousy may be a sin but I just can’t help but feel envious at your almighty talent πŸ˜€

    There’s nothing like a little comic relief to lift one’s spirits-it helps that it’s just too good.

    Fingers crossed that this writer’s block is very brief and hopes that there will be many updates πŸ™‚

  117. Brilliant. Pure genius. πŸ˜€ Straight from the Battery herself. You never dissapoint. πŸ™‚
    I’m… well, quite honestly I’m awestruck. You do something amazing, and then…. your amazingness jumped up several levels… even though the meter broke a long time ago. πŸ˜€ Please, update. πŸ˜‰ We need it!

    ~CC

  118. Helen Raspberrih June 9th, 2010 at 9:03 am 118

    Is insanely jealous, is also hanging off your cliff. Luckily I managed to grab a tree root that or I would’ve fallen down ages ago. Now save me from the cliffie!

    AAAAIIIEEEE!!!! Huge cliff! Um, long way to the ground! Save me, AA! type that update now!

  119. Woo! Updates! ^-^

    More! O.O

    *has sudden inability to write sentences with more than one word >.>*

  120. Wow, this is amazingly good. pleeeease update! pleasepleasepleasepleasplease! thank you for writing this

  121. Wowthatsgenius July 18th, 2010 at 3:41 am 121

    UPDATE!

  122. wrr0rzxpurrt August 22nd, 2010 at 1:35 am 122

    You’re making me feel bad about myself. It’s so good… must read compulsively. UPDATE PLEASE!!!

  123. Thanks so much, you guys ^_^ I updated, as you can see.

    Seriously, I missed most of your comments when they were new, so I’ve just now seen them, and they made my day πŸ™‚ Thanks, guys.

  124. *sigh* I’ve always wondered what it would be like to get tasered. Now a supposedly know XD
    That was great AA, beside the fact that I got taken down. Ah, whatever, not everyone can win.
    *claps* I really REALLY can’t wait for your next update my dear.

  125. This story never fails to make me laugh, keep on typing!

  126. wrr0rzxpurrt August 28th, 2010 at 1:16 pm 126

    Who’s read A Whole Nother Story? In the end, one of the bad guys gets a shot of truth serum and he starts spitting out a whole bunch of random facts about himself. One of them was that he steals forks from restaurants. Anyways AWESOME STORY LOVE UPDATEEEE

  127. Duck With No Name September 2nd, 2010 at 6:14 pm 127

    Again! XD Aww, poor Cookie! But when you put it like that, it [i]is[/i] highly amusing! πŸ˜† Once again, AA, you have confounded me as to how you can write such a brilliant piece of work when you’re only 15! XD The only typo that I noticed was:
    Ò€œHey guys,Ò€ she said cheerily, realizing too late that she sounded like an overly peppy Wal-Mart greeter. Having already done the damaged, she put on her best winning smile, hoping that it would work.
    Where the ‘damaged’ should be ‘damage’, but aside from that, it was perfect! πŸ˜€ And I do like the idea of playing witha taser! ^_^ I really can’t wait for more, AA! It’s great! πŸ˜€

  128. The first chapter captivated me. The next four drew me in more. But in chapter five the plot kind of seemed to fizzle for me. It didn’t quite live up to what the first five chapters promised. Chapter nine was funny (Yu-Gi-Oh! reference was HILARIOUS), but I stopped reading after that at Chapter 10. Your writing style is amazing though. If the plot interested me, it would be four stars for sure. As it is…

    3/5 – Good

  129. @ET: Thank you for the real feedback XD You don’t see that much around these parts, honestly. I’m glad you like the style, and the plot is really to entertain these people ^_^ I know it doesn’t mean much to people looking for a brilliant fic.

    @Hannah & Cookie: Thank you again πŸ™‚

    @Duck: Thanks; I’ll fix that.

    @ww0rzxpurrt: Really? XD That’s funny.

  130. WHAT?! This is one of the best on the site, and is no longer on the top 10!
    Anyways, LOVE the update! Keep writing! *ponders how AA can get away with not updating for long times*

  131. UPDATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Please?…………

  132. AA- why yes really. I highly recommend the book. For Language Arts, there was a “Book Sell” assignment where you tried to make the class want to read a book. I used A Whole Nother Story, and I’m pretty sure my presentation was the only one people laughed at and wanted to read the book XD. It’s on the Top Ten, still, but I really want you to update. Like, REALLY, want you to update… it’s so good….

  133. Hey, as long as you guys like it, I don’t care if it’s in the top ten or not πŸ™‚

  134. I DO, IT DESERVES TO BE THERE! Love the update… crazy fork girl… Holly sent her? Gloves? Please update again. Great story here

  135. Duck With No Name November 28th, 2010 at 12:28 pm 135

    AA! πŸ˜€ I LOVE the update- it’s amazing! Arty’s been kidnapped! XD Oh, the irony! I really can’t wait for the next update- it’s so good! πŸ˜€ Please update as soon as you can!

  136. O. M. G. ABSOLUTELY FANTABULOUS!!!!!! Updates!!! I LUV it!!!!

  137. Hello this site is sweet, I extremely liked it.

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