In our world, there are those who believe that the vast reaches of the globe have all been mapped to all possible extents- explored by such an enormous amount of people that it could not rationally be possible for there to exist a stretch of land that has yet to be seen. At this young stage of our tale, it is necessary to inform you that the aforementioned view is decidedly false.
There is, in fact, a valley, barely a square mile in size, nestled somewhere in the heartland of the United States, that has only been seen by a mere ten people, and only four of these are at all important to the plot. This valley is no innocent and untainted land, but the headquarters of possibly the most evil organization that has ever dared to go corporate…
This headquarters is no ordinary building. It is built from the most sophisticated cloaking technology of our generation, and were one to happen upon it, they would see nothing but an ordinary McDonald’s restaurant, conveniently located in the middle of nowhere. Should that person’s suspicions still be aroused, there is a friendly neon sign positioned squarely in front of the door to inform them that there is not, in fact, anything at all unusual about this place. Naturally, having their nerves soothed, they would walk away smiling and satisfied that someone cared enough to put up a neon sign just for them.
But we shall move back to the restaurant and the sign at a later time, when both are once again relevant. Here begins the tale of how this organization attempted to change the world.