WARNING: Guess what! yes thats right it’s sick, has swearing and I wouldn’t advise you read this unless you are over 18. Is OOC. Aremis Jr is 22 in the present bit
Fowl Manor, Artemis’ private bathroom 6 years ago
“Butler! Get in here now!”Artemis shouted to Butler from his private bathroom he had some very bad […]

Am writing a new story. 2, actually.
 one is where Holly gets artemis an unexpected present,
the other is where Artemis finds a  girl how almost freezes to death in snow. both are Christmas themed, don’t critisize

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Downstairs they’re playing Mozart
The house set to classical,
I lay in my bed
And listen to Butler’s training,
Cause Holly’s in rare form tonight
Her trombone sings so sweet
This is the room
Where they all come to meet
She said
I do what I can
I live for the moment
And that’s who I am
Yeah that’s who I am
And isn’t it good
If we could freeze […]

“No, no.” Angeline said wiping her face. “I’m happy.” She smiled at the twins confused looks.

“That was your brother boys. That’s my son Artemis.” She relished her next sentence. “He’s come back.”

Of course, Minerva’s love for Artemis is unrequited, but this is one of the rare moments that I’m actually going to put myself in Minerva’s shoes. Even though I hate Minerva with all my being, I know for a fact that unrequited love is not fun. What do people experiencing unrequited love think, particuarily genii, […]

Yeah so I noticed how many fics Sea wrote dedicated to others but the lack of fics dedicated to him (I’m not trying to guilt anyone, it’s my explanation) so I had an idea for a fic, asked him if he’d mind me dedicating a crappy bunch of rubbish to him and he said he’d […]

This is the sort of continuation and Holly’s point of view in the ending of The Ambivalent Heart of Artemis Fowl. I hope you guys like it. And if you haven’t read the story that this continues, I hope you do! Please feel to comment on my work!!!
Epilogue: Operations Booth
Holly repeated Artemis’s words.
“I love […]

Artemis suddenly develops a rare fairy mental disorder. As his friends race to cure him, Artemis is lost in the fog of his own mind unable to plot. What will happen when he wakes from the fog to find himself improvised and under the mesmer?

Written entirely on a whim (so it’s not my best ) a few months ago when FG crashed the first time. Based loosely on something that happened whilst the three main characters were hiding out on AFC. If you can tell me what Tig is from, you get e-cookies. No answering if I […]