Something I thought up quickly. WILL spoil the Twilight books for you a LOT! A/H.
“Hay, Artemis, what are you reading?”
I look up. Damn it. Why do people always catch you reading romance?
“Um… New book that came out. It’s rubbish really. I just wanted to see what it was like. It’s nothing.”
*Secretly enjoying it.*
“Uh huh, let me […]

 
It’s a random bit of mess and it gets rated slightly T near the end. Sorry I have to warn you or I might get murdered. Okay so here it goes.
I turned into the narrow lane. The river glistened beside the old oak. I stopped the car when my phone rang. The river glistened in the […]

  Artemis Fowl the Second was not a man to believe in fantasy creatures.  Elves, he reasoned, were not fantasy creatures, if they existed. Which they did.
  Aliens, he thought bitterly, had every chance of existing. If fairies existed, why couldn’t aliens? He intended to find out.
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 ”Watcha doin?” Whispered Holly, tiptoeing into Artemis’ study. She […]

You guys have all been so good about my not updating “The Major Issue” (or you’ve completely forgotten), so to get your attention back as a treat I’ve added three chapters! I hope I’m still doing good! You can find the link in the “other stories” section at the bottom.

“Angelina, come back her young lady!” My mother shouted across the room at me. I ignored her as I stormed out. She gave up, but father was never that easy to get rid of. I heard him get out of his chair and follow me. “Leave me ALONE!” I shouted as I ran towards the […]

 Artemis awoke to see six people looking over him. ‘’Who the heck are you?’’ asked the boy with flaming red hair and freckles.                                                             
“None of your buisness.’’ Artemis answerd.’’ As someone very dear to me has said before, stay back, you dont know who your dealing with.’’                         
 ’’Agreed.Now who are you?”
 Artemis thought about it. Should he reveal […]

       “Captain Short, we have a mission for you.” Holly was standing in front of the entire council, wondering why they were giving her the mission when Trouble could have done so.
“We are sending you into space, as we have discovered new life on Mars. It may only be single celled organisms, but Foaly wants […]

Story name: Writer’s Block Strikes Again 
Characters:
Ohansahyosheli
TWS
SeaBlue
Yoshi
Crazy Chick
Ally Kat
K12
Artificial Aisian
POSF
Silversong (sorry I forgot ya )
IwishIwasafaerie (where’d she go anyway?)
Minerva (so we can bash her)
Artemis (so this isn’t spam)
LOCATION: FG manor house 
 Ohan read the papers and frowned, scanning the desktop. “Are you sure these are the right ones?” she asked Partyonsoccerfan.”Pretty sure,” Posf answered. “They […]

From the published readings and personal findings of Artemis Fowl II. Published in Psycology Now magazine on December 19, 2009. Republished on the anniversary of Mr. Fowl’s death, April 3, 2059. 
“Fear is what powers the soul. You see, if there was no fear, more people would commit suicide and more would go on dangerous trips. More people would […]

 Warning: Bad language and a rude drawing on a door. 
Artemis and Butler walked through the halls of an Australian high school. The numerous fans overhead did little to dispel the heat. Artemis had already taken off his tie and suit jacket. He had even undone the first two buttons of his shirt.
The pair stopped in […]