Hey guys! I updated The Valley of Fools twice since I last officially announced it, and once last night that I don’t think anyone knows about. And guess what? Artemis is in it!!
Checkitout? Pls?
Kthxbai

I just updated House Warming Gift so go check it out!!! Its in  the funny catergory!!! Hope you enjoy!!!

Something I thought up quickly. WILL spoil the Twilight books for you a LOT! A/H.
“Hay, Artemis, what are you reading?”
I look up. Damn it. Why do people always catch you reading romance?
“Um… New book that came out. It’s rubbish really. I just wanted to see what it was like. It’s nothing.”
*Secretly enjoying it.*
“Uh huh, let me […]

I turned into the narrow lane. The river glistened beside the old oak. I stopped the car when my phone rang. The river glistened in the moonlit night.
“Hi Artemis, what’s up?” I smirked.
“Where the hell are you? Beckett who do you think you are running off like that?” He shouted back. I held the phone […]

  Artemis Fowl the Second was not a man to believe in fantasy creatures.  Elves, he reasoned, were not fantasy creatures, if they existed. Which they did.
  Aliens, he thought bitterly, had every chance of existing. If fairies existed, why couldn’t aliens? He intended to find out.
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 ”Watcha doin?” Whispered Holly, tiptoeing into Artemis’ study. She […]

I’ve updated In Need Of Title and Murdered. I’ve also edited Love at Second Sight, but can you please read it and check I haven’t missed anything? =)=)=)=)
I remebered to put it in Announcements!

You guys have all been so good about my not updating “The Major Issue” (or you’ve completely forgotten), so to get your attention back as a treat I’ve added three chapters! I hope I’m still doing good! You can find the link in the “other stories” section at the bottom.

“Angelina, come back her young lady!” My mother shouted across the room at me. I ignored her as I stormed out. She gave up, but father was never that easy to get rid of. I heard him get out of his chair and follow me. “Leave me ALONE!” I shouted as I ran towards the […]

 Artemis awoke to see six people looking over him. ‘’Who the heck are you?’’ asked the boy with flaming red hair and freckles.                                                             
“None of your buisness.’’ Artemis answerd.’’ As someone very dear to me has said before, stay back, you dont know who your dealing with.’’                         
 ’’Agreed.Now who are you?”
 Artemis thought about it. Should he reveal […]

Well anyway I’ve updated Gamers world.
Not that big of an update but about a chapter or so….
CHECK IT OUT BEFORE I HAVE TO HUNT U DWN!!