Hi! This is my first story so please be nice and comment! Thank you!
I chewed on my now flavourless gum, deep in thought whilst sitting on my big, red, squishy beanbag. I had thought over this plan so many times and the more I thought about it, the more I was sure that it would […]

Artemis: Let’s have olympics
Holly: Your @ss is so kicked mud boy!
~at the olympics~
~sack race!~
Artemis: *tries to hop but falls down*
Holly: A HA HA HA HA i beat you already *hops really fast*
Foaly: *hops faster then the speed of light and wins*
Holly: how in the heck do you even FIT in a sack?! […]

I updated again. please read. U”m dieing to get some more reviews. It’ll only take a second to write a comment.

 D’AWWWWW ITSA WITTOO BITTY BOODJIBOOOOOO
(not my cat. but still a WITTOO BITTY BOODJIBOOOOOO !!!!!)
(And TWS you still wanna beta stuff?) 
 
 

“Hello, Holly,” Artemis smiled at the elf that was on his front porch.
“Hey, Arty,” he winced at his nickname, but even that was not enough to take away the happiness produced by seeing Holly again. They had been more or less together for the past six months, but they hadn’t been able to see each […]

Twelve-year-old Ana’s mother, Sara, has just died from cancer. This makes poor Ana an orphan, as her father was killed in a car crash ten years previous. Ana doesn’t know exactly what to do, so she turns to an old, yellowing book she finds in her attic for help–and discovers that cancer didn’t kill her mother, any more than a car crash killed her father. With this knowledge, Ana is sucked up into a world of death, betrayal–and devastating secrets unlike the world has ever seen.

(this will have Artemis Fowl in it I swear!)

I updated ‘A Halloween Story………..(with pics!)” enjoy!

This one won’t be nearly as well thought-out or written as my other Halloween fic….hopefully it’s not so bad that I feel like clawing my eyes out when I reread it twenty years from now….
 ”Have you always been completely insane, or is this a recent development?” Artemis asked Holly curiously.
 ”Just put it on, Mud-Boy!” exclaimed […]

HAI! You guys get to see the beginning of my story but I wouldn’t RATE it quite yet. There will be more coming soon I promise. This is going to be good I promise. I hope. There may be a bit of an A/H but I suck at romance so yah. Anyways enjoy and on […]

Artemis smiled and squeezed Minerva’s hand. It was time to find a spot. It would have seemed odd to have a date in the middle of Halloween night, in a cemetery, but they decided it would be convenient and childishly fun, even if it was immature. So the pair were picking their way through the […]

I had nothing better to do, sooooo…
Artemis: Victor
Holly: Victoria
Corpse bride: Herself
Victor’s mother: Angeline
Victor’s father: Artemis Fowl I
Victoria’s Mother: Minerva’s mother
Victoria’s father: Gaspard Paradizo
Maggot: Minerva (ha ha Minerva)
Elder Gutnecht: Butler (hey, he needed a part)
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Artemis sat hunched over a piece of paper, intent on drawing a detailed picture of a butterfly. He would much rather be […]