Since I didn’t make it in time for the deadline, I’m just going to delete the last three chapters and rename it.

Artemis ponders himself from the bottom of a dark pit.

 Disclaimer: I do not own Artemis Fowl or any of stories or whatever. Which totally stinks.
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In this story, Julius and Vinyaya are going out secretly. They have not told anyone. They have been dating for a year since last Valentines Day, when Root asked her out (with […]

Vera yawned. She was bored, bored, bored. She was currently in Biology class. Everything the teacher was saying she already knew. In fact, she probably knew more about Biology than this boring guy whose name she forgot.
Vera glanced towards her right. Artemis was half asleep. Vera and Artemis were the same age and were best […]

Author’s Note: Greetings! Yes, I’m new here, but when I saw the “Five Times Challenge”, I couldn’t resist! All the characters belong to Eoin Colfer. This story is about the five times Artemis Fowl Senior failed as a father to his eldest son.
For the umpteenth time that meal, Artemis Fowl Senior pried several sugar […]

A/N: This story has some adult themes, so I’m rating it T for safety’s sake. Please enjoy and comment!
“Minnie! Minnie! Minnie!” Beau Paradizo ran rampant through Chateau Paradizo, waving a package through the air while shouting his sister’s name.
“Beau! Fermez-vers le haut!” Which translated to, “Beau, shut-up!”
“Sorry Minnie.” Beau was starting to tear up.
“I’m sorry, […]

The five times challenge.

1) Holly Regrets Not Listening To Her Mother

2) Holly Regrets Not Telling Artemis How She Felt

3) Holly Regrets Calling The LEP

4)Holly Regrets Saving Minerva

5) Holly Regrets Going Against Her Instinct

And an epilogue, of course.

And what if I don’t wanna live? Huh, Arnold? Huh! Watcha gonna do?
Moving on…. “Just do it,” the demented man snarled, holding a gun to Artemis Fowl II’s head.
“Buh-but why?” Artemis asked, fighting the cords binding him to the steel chair. His attempt was hopeless; the cords were a polymere plasti-metal, stronger than Spider-Man’s webs.
“I […]

Hey everybody!! The League of Extraordinary Minerva Haters has finally reviewed the letters! See what they thought of yours or write a new one! See ya there!!

Author’s note: First of all, I do not own Artemis Fowl or the characters. Doi. Secondly, this is for the five times challenge.
It is “The Five times Jon Spiro almost lost everything”. 
Concrit is, of course, welcome. In fact, it is wanted! Reviewers get virtual cookies.
I apologize for the cheesiness of the […]

Butler descended the tunnel and grabbed Holly by the scruff of the neck, dragging the fear-paralysed elf out of the water. She was coughing up water and phlegm, but the burly manservant slung her metre-tall figure over one vast shoulder. Behind him, he heard a second explosion as LEP-centurion001 fired and took another chunk out […]