“We are gathered here today to mourn the loss of a fierce friend. At times he may have not been exactly as we expected, and for that we celebrate him. He has saved us on countless occasions, and for that the people honor him. It is a sad and terrible day for all of us. […]

It was a crisp morning. Blue skies without even a tiny wisp of a cloud. It was peacefully silent except for the occasional song of a bird in the distance. At the moment it was probably the most peaceful time in the world. “You what?!” a cry sliced through the peacefulness like a hot knife […]

The idea for this story came to me in the middle of the night! Seriously, I woke up, and thought to myself “That’s a good idea! Maybe I should write that down…” I don’t mind critisism, but don’t be too harsh. This IS my first fanfiction. I just thought it would be cool to have a little romance […]

When Artemis gets on the wrong side of one of Holly’s dares, he doesn’t realise that he will become addicted to, giant bunny rabbits… and Holly…

The sequel of the exciting Never Say Never, comes Never Say I Do, where it continues the interrupted wedding ceremony of Holly Short and Artemis Fowl the Second. Chapter six completed! Good news! It’s pretty long!

One bright summer day Artemis was sitting in the study reading the book “very scientific things genii read”. As he was reading this book he was enjoying a nice warm cup of earl grey tea. OR WAS HE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Someone or something was hovering over his shoulder! Just then Butler shouted to Artemis from the kitchen […]

The night was as still as a corpse sleeping peacefully in it’s grave. In Fowl Manor all was dull except for one room that was never dull. This room belonged to Artemis Fowl II. He was twenty three now and in a very serious relationship with Minerva Paradizo. He had long since given up on […]

An elf walked silently down the quiet streets of Haven. His face was hidden in the shadows of the dark buildings. The roads were dimly lit by hanging streetlamps and the only fairies out, besides the elf, were goblins with smoking cigarettes in their wide mouths. He glowered menacingly at them. Their large eyes opened […]

Artemis and Holly are on a mission to recapture Root’s brother, Turnball, when they crash-land in Athens. The mischievous Sprite, Puck, puts a spell on Holly to fall in love with the first person, or thing, she sees. The first person she sees isn’t exactly who Puck thought it might be…and it might create a biiiig problem…ugh. i suck at summaries.

“I repeat,” the television reporter said, “the large group of Artemis Fowl fan girls said, ‘Die, Minerva, die! We’re coming to get you, and when we do, we’ll chop you into little pieces and feed your innards to the dogs.’ We don’t know why these fan girls would want to kill this other girl named ‘Minerva’ but we do know that the French Police will be paying very close attention to this group and make sure their threat is an empty one.”