Disclaimer: Colfer ,damn him (just kidding) beat me to it, so i do not own Artemis Fowl.
“Trouble, remind me again why we are going out to a dance instead of the movies?” asked Holly, brushing bits of cat fur from her black dress. Black showed almost everything. Trouble grinned. “You’ll see. Our favourite band is […]

Holly’s got a new assignment she’s not too crazy about. And somebody actually managed to break in to the Fowl manner, I’ll give you one guess as to who it is. My first AF fic. Set after Artic Incident; AU as of Eternity Code.

Chapter 1: The Fortune Cookies
Artemis glared at the bag of fortune cookies on the table.
Who in name of all the greatest Mud Men ever to walk the earth would believe that a bag of fortune cookies would make a suitable birthday present for a boy genius?
He really hoped it wasn’t Holly who had sent him […]

Third Fairywings. It is time for the Fowls to go back to Ireland. But could they have picked a worse time? The demon uprising has begun. The demons are angry. They want revenge. Can our heroes stop the demons before time runs out?

Alice sat on the roof, scouring the crowd for her guest. Yes, people walked by and looked up at her, but come one, She Couldn’t be Siren.
She giggled at the fact that no one knew it was her. When she spotted something in the crowd: a Big Bald man, and a short boy walking just […]

Ingesting clay and breathing is a gift of dwarf brother hood. Being a dwarf and incising clay feels a joy, crumbly, soft clay between your fingers and beard hair, a relaxing, soothing masage.Even more delightful if tinged with spilt occasion wine though even the most tough neglected clay is sufficent for an escape route when […]

This wasn’t done just by me. I used the ideas from my fellow fanart-followers (say that five times fast) on a picture when we had rather interesting role-plays. I’ve changed it a bit as the continuity didn’t work out to well originally. Also, some of the “Minerva-haters” don’t necessarily hate Minerva, they were joining […]

This is from the fanart gallery, which I wrote as what was in Artemis’s diary in the picture Secrets, secrets. Here’s the link: http://artemisfowl.fangathering.com/Gallery/albums/userpics/10103/diary.JPG  Just copy and paste it into the address bar.
Hope you like it!
Today the most horrible thing happened. It wasn’t until 9:46 that I realised that, on my face, was this horrible […]

… or at least doing something remotely normal. No one adds a twist to everyday things better than the one, the only, ARTEMIS FOWL!

To clarify: this story was posted on fanfiction.net over two years ago, and was plagarized on this site by “Foaly”. It is actually my work. The initiation mission mentioned in here refers to the mini story included in the ‘Artemis Fowl Files’ by Eoin Colfer. If you haven’t read it, you might be a little […]