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Arty's tired

After a long day of plotting arty just wants to be in bed.. smiling... AT US! so girls smile back *Smiles back*

you may recognize this position.. :D go figure it out! :D

Arty... *drools* *caughty myself* you are UGLY! I mean... nothing.. *stares at him again.*

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extra short   [May 17, 2007 at 11:21 AM]
my turn!

meanwhile with me and FE92...

me; are we there yet?

FG92; no.

me; are we there yet?

FG92; no!

me; are we there-

FG92; for gods sake ES! it's only up the stairs! it's not that hard!

me; yes it is! *takes last step* yay! i made it!

FG92; Rolling Eyes

me; what now?

FG92; find the dwarf.

me; 'k

me and FG92; *search*

me; he's in that room!

FG92; how do you know?

me; i heard someone fart. either Arty's got really bad gas, or it's Mulch.

FG92; *nods, not sure if it was Arty's*

*walk into room*

Mulch; *singing* man! ai fell like a woman, do do dodo do...

me; *coughs* excuse me?

Mulch; lets go girls!

FG92; DIGGUMS!

Mulch; wha? what is it?

me; we need to steal your loot.

FG92; Rolling Eyes well that wasn't blunt.

Mulch; keep dreaming!

*silence*

Mulch; hey! aren't you that kid with the chainsaw?

me; and the plunger.

Mulch; so you could hurt me with the chainsaw?

me; and the plunger.

FG92; *has idea* and if you don't surender, she'll hurt you with the chainsaw!

me; *getting annoyed* and the plunger!

MUlch; *bites lips* i surender.

me and FG92; yay! *does victory dance*

meanwhile....

Artemis; my genius senses are tingling....someone called me Arty!

your turn!
Gerry   [May 17, 2007 at 02:06 PM]
Sheesh, you guys are out of date on the art of torture.

Cathrel: You aren't going to use me, aren't you?

Gerry: You're already here, it would be an inconvenience to go find someone else. And we're short of time. But—

Cathrel: But what?

Gerry: But, we can easily find a replacement. For a ton of gold—

Cathrel: No way. Uh uh. Nada. Zippo.

Gerry: Okay, eat this.

Cathrel: Mint ice cream? What? You want me to get a brain freeze. Is that your idea of torture?

Gerry: Just eat it.

Cathrel: Ahhhhhhh!!!!!!!! Water! Water! Gerry, what did you do? WATER!

Gerry: It was wasabi.
PhoenixStarr   [May 17, 2007 at 03:00 PM]
Why does everyone want to torture Cathrel? It would probably be easier trying to learn to draw by yourself...
arty's_luna_chick   [May 17, 2007 at 06:42 PM]
uuuugggghhhhhh. why do you people write such long comments? i only read the end of yours gerry. it was funny. now, prepare yourself for a reawakened tradition:
FIFTY WAYS TO KILL MINERVA PARADIZO!!!!! i have had enough of the stories. now we kill minerva. yay!
1. put her on the phone with this one friend of mine who is really hard to end a call with.

2. make her eat a gallon of gerry's wasabi ice cream.

3. make her try to steal cathrel's art skills, except cathrel has butler and holly.

4. make her sit next to this girl in class. she is constantly whispering and it is soo annoying.

5. send her an email full of the smileys on the bottom and tell her it means something really important about her nobel prize project.

6. put her in a car with mulch at the wheel

7. send her to a neud beach with mulch

8. give beau a rifle

9. make her read a realllllly long, boring shaggy dog joke.

10. give her a ton of gold and make her carry it up mt. everest

11. give her a big box of chocolate and tell her she has to find the one with strawberry filling except they're all raspberry

12. tie a boulder to her feet and put her in the ocean

13. send her to an army camp without her glasses

14. make her shave every single hair off her body

15. give her to voldemort

16. make her climb an acacia tree

17. tell her to do a backbend. she'd break her neck trying

18. write her a letter with all slang or words like 'gonna' that arent actually words, and don't punctuate it

19. 'aciddentally' drop a match in her hair while she's asleep

20. send her to the amazon rainforest without a guide.

21. give her to the giant squid between two pieces of bread

22. make her babysit for the twins

23. give her to the russian mafia

24. make her stupid and then make her bother butler while he's in a bad mood

25. give her a really easy math quiz and give her an f no matter what

26. tell opal to blast her out of space

27. make her watch arty smooch holly

28. talk to her valley girl style where every other word you say is 'like'

29. tell her she's a brainless idiot that deserves to live in a pig pen

30. have a debate with her whether there are 365 days in the year or 366

to be continued...... anyone else have ideas? Very Happy
extra short   [May 18, 2007 at 01:58 AM]
ok! i'll continue...

31. make her spend a day with me. that's enough to kill anyone!

32.make her eat something i made at home echonomics.

33. tell Mulch her hairs made of cheese.

34. let me do some tai-kwon do on her. (suprised that i do it? Wink )

35. make her spend a whole day with the boys in y class. it's hard to believe that boys could sing '500 miles' in so many voices.

36. make her learn the alphabet again. it will drive her crazy cause she'll thing that people don't think she's smart enought.

37. make her listen to MCR. i love it. but she'll probably hate it!

38. make her spend a day with the neds at my school. the constance 'aye' and using '3' for and e is enought to drive me crazy.

39. put her in one of my fanfics.

40. make her watch cartoons.

41. tell her she's FAT!

42. make her listen to the hamster dance. (a stupid song. anyone ever heard it?)

43. make her spend a day with me and my friends. the constant crap we talk will drive her insane!

now, for the simple stuff...

44. push her in front of a bus.

45. tie her to a log and push it down a river.

46. run up behind her a hit her with your computer.

47. act like an idiot around her. it will fry her brain! Smile

48. make her watch Mulch and Doodah doing the cancan.

49. make her wash ALC's feet! Wink

and last, but not least...

50. make her read the things we've just written. she'll lose all her hair. think there's a conspircay(spelling???). and become a hobo living on the street.

i'll continue the stories later, bt i think my coments long enought.

one more thing; i've never used this Crying or Very sad icon before!
katya345b   [May 18, 2007 at 09:45 AM]
lol me likes your list
btw PS you can talk hey duh you can draw
arty's_luna_chick   [May 18, 2007 at 09:51 AM]
now you have! Very Happy HEY!!!!!! WHAT MAKES YOU THINK MY FEET ARE REALLY DIRTY????? HUH? Confused Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad they're not that dirty! i know you were kidding. anywaysy, nice ending. i like the simple stuff. it's funny. has anyone read 'song of the lioness'? it's a really good series. i'm bored let's go shopping. *eyes light up* let's go to walnut creek, go shopping, have lunch and watch a movie! that does sound like fun to me! and then i can have a slumber party with all my friends! even more fun! i wish. that would be fun if i could do that today - but no, here i am babysitting my lil bro and doing homework. hip hip hooray. NOT. Sad oh, i've never used the lightbulb icon before. lightbulbs are wierd.
extra short   [May 18, 2007 at 10:49 AM]
ok, i can tell your feet are dirty cause i can smell them from here! now, to the stories...

NA: what the hells up with you?

Artemis; *does facial twitch*

ALC; his Arty senses are tingleing.

Artemis; somethings going on...

meanwhile...

FE92; you know what extra short. i like you.

me; i like me too.

Mulch; *hanging from rope* is this really called for?

me and FE92; yip.

me; so, what do we do with the money?

FE92; we? there's no we. it was my plan. my money.

me; hey! that' not very fair...

Mulch; *wriggles out of rope*

FE92; but you're already wearing all the jewlery!

me; *looks at bling* your point?

Mulch; HAHA! *jumps on top of see-saw which, appartenly, me and FE92 are on*

me and FE92; *fly into air. hit celing. crash through floor*

Artemis; what the-

me; *still with bling* suprise! Very Happy

NA: what's that you're wearing?

FE92; Rolling Eyes

me; eh...bling bling?

Artemis; Mad who's bling bling?

me; hehe, Artemis said bling bling...

ALC; EXTRA SHORT!

Cathrel; i think she and FE92 stole it from Mulch because the double crossed you.

FE92; i never really liked that girl.

Artemis, ALC + NA; *catched me and FE92* *ties us up with Cathrel*


Gerry; comes in room eating wasabi icecream* hey! what'd i miss?

NA; not much. just new prisoners.

Gerry; could have seen that coming.

me; *cries*

Cathrel; what's up with you?

me; all i wanted was to be able to draw!

Cathrel; *feels sorry* well, lets see one of your drawings.

me; *wriggles around and pulls out drawing which happened to be in pocket* here.

Cathrel; that's...pretty good. Shocked

me; really! as good as you! Idea

Cathrel; well i didn't say that! Mad

me; oh...

Cathrel; why don't you ever post?

me; cause i can't work the scanner.

Cathrel; oh.

Artemis; YOU CAN DRAW!

me; yip! Very Happy

Artemis; let me see! *grabs paper* that looks nothing like me! since when was my head that big?

me; Rolling Eyes since i drew you, duh!

Artemis; got me there...

suddenly, a chicken gets thrown into window with note on it....

your turn! Cool
Nicole_artist   [May 18, 2007 at 11:21 PM]
I seem to feature a lot in these stories... Shocked Somebody save me... WAIT! I have an idea...

Note: *says* Look towards the door.

Everyone: *looks towards door and gasps in shock and disbelief*

Doorframe: *has the REAL NA standing in it, wind waving in her hair and looking all dramatic like in a movie*

Everyone: *looks from fake NA to real one in confusion*

Me: I am the real Nicole_artist! That is an imposter over there!

Fake NA: No, I'm the real one!

Real NA: No you're not! I'll prove it! *stalks over to fake NA and rips off clever face mask revealing...*

AFR: Mwahaha! I knew you'd come here as soon as you saw what an idiot I was making of you! And now I will finally cast that memory-loss spell on you! *brings out wand*

Me: You shall never get my memory!

Everyone else except AFR and NA: *gawks*

AFR: *casts Obliviate!*

Me: You underestimated me! *pulls out mirror from behind back and deflects spell right back onto AFR*

AFR: *is blown back and has wide eyed look on face*

Everyone else: *gasps*

AFR: Where am I? WHO am I?

Me: Oops. I think that erased too much memory. I thought she was just going to erase my recent memories.

Artemis: So... you're the real Nicole?

Me: Yes!

Artemis: Good. The fake one sounded like a cretin.

Me: I know. Lucky I came when I did. The only time it was me was when I had the vacuum cleaner from the sims universe. *suddenly realises who she is talking with and almost has panic attack*

Artemis: Why do you look like you're choking?

Me: *sputters* Um, I just inhaled some dust?

Artemis: Ah! Dust!!! I'm allergic to dust mites!

Everyone: We'll save you! *carries Artemis to nearest hospital* *asks nurse* Will he live?

Nurse: He's no even dying.

Artemis: *is enjoying being fussed over* Yes I am! *pretends to be dying*

Me: I knew it. There were no dust mites in the dust, were there?

Artemis: Nooo...

Everyone: Oh. *suddenly remembers why they are all there*

FE: We're after cathrel's drawing skill! Get it and her!

Me: I think I'll sit this one out. And I mean I'll REALLY sit this one out. At the risk of sounding mushy or cliched, I'm beginning to realise that my drawing skill is mine, be it bad or good. I can change it to be whatever I want.

Everyone: "aws or blows nose*
Artemis: *edges away from group slowly* I think I'll be going too...

Everyone: Why?

Artemis: Because someone slipped something in my earl grey tea that made me occasionally be an idiot since I was introduced to this whole mess. Who was it?

-silence-

Artemis: Fine. *leaves along with NA to have a cup of tea at local tea house*

Feel free to continue, but you can't use me or Artemis now that we've left permanently. Wink I decided to make it more difficult. Use other characters! Very Happy
extra short   [May 19, 2007 at 01:12 AM]
i love a challenge! Very Happy

back at Cathrels house...

FE; so who was it that put the stuff in Artemis's tea?

me; *coughcough*

Gerry; and i might have helped her. Razz why?

FE; no reason.

ALC; *sighs*

me; what's up with you?

FE; i just miss Arty and NA. i mean, how do they get out of this?

me; don't worry! i left a suprise for NA...

meanwhile...

NA; *tied to train* AAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!! Surprised

me; hehe.

ALC; i think we need more team members.

FE; agreed. so far we have me, ES, ALC, Gerry(pending on his mood) and sometimes Mulch.

me; Very Happy got an idea! Idea

Gerry; shi-

me; ladies and gentle men our newest new members....

Holly Very Happy

Trouble Wink

Butler Cool

Juliet Laughing

Minerva Neutral

and

Foaly Shocked

*all jump through window*

me; *takes deep breathes*

Holly; what's wrong with you?

me; hey guys! Holly and Trouble are here!

FE; omg. omg! OMG!

me and FE; *pull out cameras*

FE; Holly! Trouble! make a pose!

Trouble; what pose?

me; kiss each other!

Holly and Trouble; WHAT!!!!

some elses go! and it can't be AH cause Artemis isn't in it anymore Laughing

i can just imagine the AH shippers faces; Shocked
Nicole_artist   [May 19, 2007 at 02:34 AM]
How could you make it a surprise that I'm tied to a train? Be creative. *rolls eyes*

Me: *is tied to train with strong ropes in comfortable position*

Artemis: *is working the train* Where are we going?

Me: Shopping! And we'll also have something to drink and eat.

Artemis: Ookay... *steers train into new track leading to massive shopping centre with a 99% off sale*

Me: I love the view from here.

Artemis: Can I be secured and see the view too?

Me: Okay. *unties self but does not fall, then somehow swaps with Artemis and he secures himself*

Artemis: What a view!

Yes, that was my creative way of saving my behind. Wink
cathrel   [May 19, 2007 at 08:44 PM]
lol! Laughing
extra short   [May 21, 2007 at 11:29 AM]
my turn!

Foaly; *whispers* what's ES on about?

Gerry; *also whispering* on fan sites, we have ships. it's a couple that someone likes.

Foaly; *nods* Laughing *smirks*

Holly; *trying not to think about what's been said* so...er, what have we to do?

Mulch; poke 'em.

everybody; *starts poking Cathrel*

well, that was creative. Rolling Eyes someone take it from there.

question; what's your fav song?
Nicole_artist   [May 22, 2007 at 03:49 AM]
Me? I like the Hero song the fairy grandmother sings in Shrek 2. I know all the words, but I need an orchestra behind me for the music. Wink
extra short   [May 22, 2007 at 08:21 AM]
*pulls out orchestra* do what you where born to do, NA! sing!
cathrel   [May 23, 2007 at 12:42 AM]
well my fave song is.. um.. because you live by Jesse Mccartney... Very Happy and White Houses by Vanessa carlton! Very Happy
artysbruja   [May 23, 2007 at 04:06 PM]
I like Thnks Fr Th Mmrs by Fall Out Boy and I Write Sins Not Tragedies by Panic! At the Disco. Actually I LUV ANYTHING by Fall Out Boy or Panic! At the Disco. (Or My Chemical Romance or The Red Jumpsuit Appartus or Evanescence or. . .*Goes on reciting a long list or Rock artists*
arty's_luna_chick   [May 23, 2007 at 06:00 PM]
i like a lot of songs...... i really like K.T. Tunstall and Shakira though....

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