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Luck of the Irish

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It's everyone's favorite Irish adolescent genius, Artemis Fowl. He doesn't look too happy...I wonder why. ^^; *shot*

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Nicole_artist   [Dec 07, 2006 at 10:55 AM]
MICHAEL UPLOAD MY SIM PICTURES THIS INSTANT AND DON'T YOU DARE KEEP IGNORING ME!!!! I EXPECT YOU, AS THE CREATOR OF THIS SITE, TO FEEL THAT IT IS YOUR DUTY TO APPROVE ALL SUITABLE PICTURES, WHICH THESE HAPPEN TO BE!!!! SO APPROVE THEM ALREADY!!!! (If you are not Michael feel free to ignore my shouting and start reading my comment as if it never happened.
Right (even though I am not AMU). But still, since Minerva is a blonde we can offend her with blonde jokes as many times as we like, as I think that the vast majority of girls here hate her, with good reason. Meh, she's a stupid genius! Oxymoron I know (had to put that in there lol) but it applys. She is also physically weak. Lets bash her up! *great roar of agreement from Minerva haters* I know that sounds rather primal but I could not put my feelings into something else so meh, that's what I decided to say. I could tell a few blonde jokes if anyone here wants me to. Who does?
Celestial Angel   [Dec 07, 2006 at 01:05 PM]
I DO!!!! let's hope that no one that likes minerva will read that.
darvit   [Dec 08, 2006 at 05:08 AM]
Typical Aquane picture.. Smile It's lovely, I think it's awesome! Wink
Artemis Fowl IIII   [Dec 09, 2006 at 03:38 PM]
I disagree with Celestial Angel. I definitely don't think blondes are stupid. One of my best friends has blonde hair.
ArtyMeUp   [Dec 09, 2006 at 09:15 PM]
50 Ways To Kill Minerva Paradizo---

1. call her a dumb blonde

2. drop her off the top of the Eiffel Tower

3. Let her send her noble prize project in, and hijack her mail, and write that she lost to a toilet

4. give billly knog a gun, and leave her in the same room as him

5. give her a grenade and tell her it is cheese cake

6. give her to the mary sue haters

7. drop her into a pit of AF fangirls

8. leave her in the rainforests

9. force her to drink a stupid potion

10. make her try to kill arty, except he has butler...

11. put her in a wrestling ring with hermione, and tell minerva that hermione is smarter than her, and tell hermione the vice versa. give hermione her wand, and give minerva a q-tip

12. give her to a hungry troll

13. make her make a pair of wings that work, and make her test drive them...but switch the wings that work with ones that don't work...

14. make her say "artemis fowl is smarter than me" 1,001 times

15. give her an easy easy test, and make her fail it, no matter what, so she thinks she is stupid.

more to be continued......
Nicole_artist   [Dec 10, 2006 at 12:54 PM]
MICHAEL UPLOAD MY SIM PICTURES THIS SECOND!!!! Okay, onto commenting, replying, etc.
He he, very good. OK, you might have heard this one before.
A blonde walks into a barber with a walkman and headphones on her head. She asks to get a haircut. The barber asks her to take her walkman off but she refuses, saying that she'll die. The barber sighs and cuts her hair, even though it's pretty difficult. So she goes out and a few days later she comes back and the same thing happens, and the barber gets really frustrated. A couple of days later she walks back in and asks for a hair cut again. Once again he asks her to take off her headphones but she refuses again, saying that she'll die. The really frustrated barber then rips off her headphones, and moments later the blonde dies. The barber then picks up the headphones to see what she was listening to. There's a voice in there going "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in..." Laughing
Yep so that's my first blonde joke. Funny, huh?
Celestial Angel   [Dec 10, 2006 at 01:39 PM]
i meant that dumb blonde jokes are stupid not blondes! i don't think anyone is stupid save my classmate who cannot resist enraging our math teacher. he was banned from that class.
ArtyMeUp   [Dec 10, 2006 at 10:38 PM]
OMG! my friend just told me that joke. about ten minutes ago! Anyone like my how to kill minerva list?
katya345b   [Dec 10, 2006 at 11:35 PM]
luv the list but there are only 15 ways there wen will it bee continued? nice joke by the way Laughing
ArtyMeUp   [Dec 11, 2006 at 03:29 AM]
16. lock her in a room that gives her a choice of being smart, and dying, of being dumb, and living. you know what she'll choose...

17. (gross, but it will work...) lock her in a room with a naked Mulch...she will die of the sight...and the smell

18.make her be normal...

19. make her experience what artemis has...the russian mafia...

20. tie her hands to the back of mulch's legs, while he is digging...

21.make her eat a truffle infront of opal, except opal is hungry and has a gun...

22.make her try to fly a shuttle like holly, except blindfolded and drunk

23. mindwipe her

24. pelt her with marshmellows, and then pour her in hot cocoa

25.give her little brother a gun...

26. give her a "you can't fix stupid" t shirt, and tell her that it suits her perfectly

27. piss holly off, and give minerva to her

28. mesmerize her until she dies

29. force her to do the hokey pokey until she dies...

30. take away her glasses, and drop her in a minefield!

to be continued...
Nicole_artist   [Dec 11, 2006 at 03:34 AM]
MICHAEL UPLOPAD THE STUPID PICTURES!!!
Laughing Very good, I like it. Continue...
Celestial Angel   [Dec 11, 2006 at 01:41 PM]
i don't even want to know where you got these ideas from. but i like the list... do continue...
Juliet Butler   [Dec 12, 2006 at 02:31 AM]
Yep, this is awesome cuz I am Irish. I'm like 75% Irish. Both sides of my family have a heck of alot of irish in their blood lines. Like my mom's g-ma came straight from Ireland. And she knew my G-ma. It's pretty awesome! Wink
ArtofArtemis   [Dec 13, 2006 at 02:07 AM]
way # 31 to kill minerva...give her to me... Laughing
Artemis Fowl IIII   [Dec 13, 2006 at 10:40 PM]
Way # 32 to kill Minerva is to put her in a room full of demons - they probably all hate her!
ArtyMeUp   [Dec 17, 2006 at 11:46 PM]
50 ways to kill Minerva Paradizo

31. poke her to death with this Elmo bendy straw that I have right here...

32. make her try to live in Atlantis...in the water

33. give her a truth potion, and ask her if she likes artemis...

33. make her become self carnivorous

34. make her be the test subject for Arty's time machine...and make sure the machine won't work

35. give her a love potion to fall in love with Artemis. Then WE kill her

36. "accidentally" push her off the Empire State Building

37. make her wear a thong... Shocked

38. poke butler when he is really irritated, and say that minerva did it...

39. give her to N0.1, and make him test his powers on her...

40. make her play a never-ending version of chess...

41. "accidentally" drop Pex and Chips on her. Mmmm...Minerva Pancake!

42. make her become a wresler, and make her fight juliet.

43. give her an annoying nickname...like "Minnie" and call her it until she dies

44. make her eat 12 dozen highlighters that are not non-toxic

45. persuade her to try to give Opal truffles, but tell her not to give them to her unless Opal says "pretty please with caramel, coconut, chocolate, ice cream, whipped cream, sprinkles, nuts, and a cherry on top"

46. gice her a Red Rider bb gun ( A Christmas Story) and "she'll shoot her...err...HEART out"

47. make her kill her dad and brother

48. make her sing...the world will want to kill her.

49. give her to my evil step sister on a bad hairday...she'll die of the mere sight!

50. fly her to Russia, and drop her in the below freezing temperatures...in a bikini!
Celestial Angel   [Dec 18, 2006 at 05:18 AM]
you have two 33s. this is 51 ways of killing minerva Exclamation Laughing
ArtyMeUp   [Dec 18, 2006 at 10:45 PM]
all well, anyway...we need 100000000000000 ways to kill minerva paradizo! and we have 1 reason to do it! Laughing

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