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If Holly Could Read Minds...

...then Artemis would be in serious trouble. This is based on a scene that got left out of the American version of book two, because the censors thought it wasn't proper for young kids to read about Arty's puberty. Utter rubbish, if you ask me... *rollseyes* I'm so glad I have the British version of the book...

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Gerry   [Jun 24, 2007 at 09:01 PM]
Yep. Look at these things I picked up:
Tongs ya bas.
Shot the craw.
High-heid yin.
  [Jul 13, 2007 at 11:29 AM]
Great job, it's wonderful, I luv it! The drawing is good, especially Arty kissing Holly. I've become an A/H shipper after reading that scene...
HoLlYiSsoCoOl   [Jul 19, 2007 at 11:23 AM]
welcome Vinyáya rocks and i passed that ( section of the human reproduction) and may i say it was gross Shocked
veelagirl   [Jul 19, 2007 at 01:00 PM]
haha thats funny!!!
AFiscool   [Jul 30, 2007 at 03:40 PM]
OOOOOooooo This might be a bit late, but I LOVE PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN!!! I saw the third one and it's really good!!! But Will dies and comes back to life just like Harry Does! Shocked Oh c**p oh c**p oh c**p oh c**p oh c***********p!!!!I did not just say that, you did not read ANYTHING ok? Oh I know Ill use a memory charm on you!Obliviate! NOOI don;t have a wand!!!*smacks forhead w/book 7*Imust change my name and move out of the country! Sad Sad Sad *sniff sniff*But I can still tell you who else dies Very Happy
Mulch diggums the 3rd   [Jul 30, 2007 at 06:53 PM]
gad addaddadda!!!! hhadfdsffsffs!!!! (...) this is an extremely important comment. plz read it.

ok why wont anyone talk to me?! does anyone remember me??nicole? katya? arrrgh!! heres some footage from my earlier chats. i used to be the long comment champ!!!

Mulch Diggums the second [Jan 13, 2007 at 11:27 PM]

CABBAGE!? No offence to cabbage lovers out there (are there any? I doubt it) but I HATE CABBAGE! I feel sorry for you, Nicole_artist. Cabbage and broccoli are related! I hate them both equally. Exactly balanced hate, in other words. Please note that all me grammar is perfect. This is so Nicole_artist will not complain that it’s giving her a headache. TODAY IS THE WEEKEND!!! Well, actually it’s Friday. Friday afternoon! So right now it’s about… mmm… *looks at clock* 4:59. Also known as four fifty-nine, if you want it in words. Talking about all these numbers makes me think of math… I hate math! It’s horrible, I’m serious. I very nearly had math homework today! Ugh! He assigned us question 1 to 5. I JUST FINISHED #FIVE! We had two periods of gym today! We usually do on Fridays. That’s why Friday is the best day in the week! I just got back from school! I’m reading… err, re-reading…Sorry, re-re-re- (repeat several times) reading the Wish List. It has Taiwan in it! The basic thing is, there’s this girl who wants to escape from her step dad, right, so she needs money. So she partners up with this guy named Belch, he’s a criminal, and breaks into this old-timer’s apartment. Then she gets killed, and so does Belch. She had a perfectly balanced record, though, so she didn’t go up or down. Instead, she slammed right smack dab in the middle. Then they send her back as a spirit, right, and then she has to help the old-timer fix things he regretted if she wants to go to Heaven. If she doesn’t, she’ll go to Hell. So she helps the old-timer, but Belch is sent out to make her fail in her tasks so she’ll go down there. Because Satan wants her, to train her to be evil. But then she eventually goes to heaven. The old guy, he still has a bit of life left, so the story leaves him when Meg (that’s the girl’s name) goes to Heaven. Funny thing though(funny as in weird) Satan has so many appearances, but God has only one. And even then, they call him: The Man Himself, I think. Well, I know that it wasn’t God! Also, the Supernaturalists! I haven’t read that book in such a long time! It’s about this guy, forget his name(it’s in the future, by the way) and there are these people who rescue him from these weird critters, that supposedly suck the life out of humans. And he joins these band of people, who go around vaporizing these critters, as many as they can. Well, they figure out that as soon as they vaporize them, they get reborn! But after that, they figure out that they GIVE life to people, not take it! And there was something about a satellite, but I forget what it was. AND HALF-MOON INVESTIGATIONS! It’s about this guy who’s name is Fletcher Moon, and he solves small mysteries. But then he gets involved in this crime family, but… I’VE FORGOTTEN THE PLOT! Please Mr. Colfer, don’t kill me, it was such a long time ago! I couldn’t remember! I…*straightens up* Eion Colfer is the best! Do you know he has a brother that’s a songwriter? That’s strange. Very strange indeed.*strokes chin Artemisquely* an author and a songwriter don’t go together. Not at all… wait, I think I’ve said this before. By the way, Nicole_artist, this is NOT blabbering on about random things! I say that because I have a feeling this is going to be a gargantuan, huge, giant, big(very imaginative-not) comment. Did you know the word gargantuan originated from a fairy tale character named Garguanta? He was a giant. Well, that’s stating the obvious, I suppose. Wait, you don’t even care about this! I’ll just move on to a different topic. Hmmm… oh yeah! Eion is making a sixth book, title currently unknown (very mysterious) and… get ready. Take a pill and sit down, it’ll help. IT’S THE VERY LAST ONE! Also, Artemis and Minerva are…AUGH! Physically attracted! Noooo! *Sniff* It was bound to happen someday… BUT WHY SO SOON?! ARTEMIS, HOW COULD YOU BETRAY US?! Wait! A little voice in my head is telling me that it’s Minerva’s fault! DIE! *kills Minerva* How come all the Artemis Fowl characters are named after ancient Greek gods and stuff? And the fairies aren’t? Shouldn’t it be the other way around? *yawn* I said that because I was actually yawning. I can play RuneScape tommorow! Yipeee!
THE NEXT DAY: Hello everybody, I'm back. Muahahaha! But I have to go. But this is the biggest comment ever! Do you yield, Nicole_Artist? DO YOU?! And if you don't, then I'll just make this EVEN BIGGER! MUAHAHAHA! Ok, goodbye.
THE DAY AFTER THAT: Ok, I re-tread Half-Moon investigations! Fletcher Moon is a half-pint schoolboy and fully qualified private investigator. Since graduating online, he has solved all sorts of minor mysteries at school and at home. His partial friend (or informer, as Fletcher prefers to call him), always wants to see his badge and always wants to try to get it. When Fletcher starts asking questions about a spate of odd crimes in the town of Lock, it quickly becomes clear that nothing is quite as it seems. And the hunter is about to become the hunted.Plot Summary:
Fletcher Moon, known around school as "Half-Moon" due to his size, has qualified as a private eye after taking Internet classes. So far he has only used it to solve petty schoolyard crimes, with payment in candy. But now he's on to something much bigger -- and more dangerous.

There's a conspiracy going on in town, and possibly more than one. They involve a local criminal family, a club of pink-clad girly-girls, a school talent show, arson, theft, and assault. And soon Fletcher finds himself in way over his head, as he is framed for arson and flees custody with a known delinquent, who may be more than he seems.
OH YEAH! Did you know that:
There is a reference to a character called "Art Fowler", a possible reference to Colfer's Artemis Fowl.
There is also a character named Murt, a name also used in the Wishlist, also by Eoin Colfer.
There is a reference to Fletcher Moon's last name, Moon, a possible reference to Colfer's Artemis Fowl. Artemis in Greek mythology is the Greek goddess of the moon. Wierd, isn't it? Not really. I mean, if Colfer writes Artemis Fowl, he has every right to include him or similar characters in his other books! So don't complain! Oh god, my foots gone to sleep. *yells at foot* WAKE UP YOU STUPID FOOT!
Holly Fowl   [Aug 13, 2007 at 08:29 AM]
YAAAA!!!! other people have read Colfers other books!!! huray! Ya, I noteced th Art Fowler refrence too, It was in a few of hes books I think.The end of the Supernaralist is what will happen at the end of AF, AKA the two people of the oppeset gender that fight the most will get together,AKA Arty and Holly,yes that is my crazed explnation Wink Luv Yall!
AFiscool   [Oct 31, 2007 at 08:19 PM]
OMG Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked That was a long comment Shocked
Wink
Anti_Prep   [Nov 07, 2007 at 10:47 AM]
Shocked Oh God no Artemis
Tigress   [Nov 13, 2007 at 05:04 AM]
I was listening to the british AF version on CD in the car w/ my family. Mom said: "What! Artemis is a kid?" Laughing
butler_1993   [Dec 31, 2007 at 06:15 PM]
DUH! of course hes a kid. did she think he was some 30 yr old dude! Laughing Laughing
minerva_fan**   [Jan 02, 2008 at 07:26 PM]
probably

ARRRGH! I HATE YOU AGIVEGA!!!!! well i dont but you get my point that.pic Shocked grrrrr . . .
pbman657   [Jan 10, 2008 at 05:03 PM]
wow...bbboy, ure a perv...
Nicole_Luvs_Arty504   [Jan 17, 2008 at 07:14 PM]
bbboy, u r SERIOUSLY perverted. Oh, and why would you why to see AF porn!
minerva_fan**   [Jan 17, 2008 at 10:14 PM]
AF porn ewwwwwwwww Sad i'm having seriously bad mental images here . . .
AFowl_fan   [Jan 28, 2008 at 07:43 AM]
Ha ha ha, funny! Yeah, americans can be real sissies sometimes. I remember reading that, it's not taken away from the swedish version. I don't see how some people think that Holly and Artemis should be together. I mean, for one, she's older than him - A lot older! And two, I always pictured Holly in a less attractive way so it's like a huge, huge no-no. =P
minerva_fan**   [Jan 31, 2008 at 06:10 PM]
AFowl_fan THANK YOU! see they do NOT belong together but i do picture holly as attractive but not like that. like a . . . tough girl
Aurum est potestas   [Feb 07, 2008 at 07:51 AM]
it's funny, but I don't think artemis and holly belong together.

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